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Exodus · 08-04-2003, 07:35 PM

Well, I saw a post for what peoples swords are named, so I would like to find out what you guys have named your fireams. My AR-15 is named Alyssa. My Glock 17 is named Tonya. And my sniper/hunting rifle hasnt named herself yet. (Yes it may be pointless, but my guns mean more to me than any girl I have been with. Yeah, Im pathetic.)

Slims · 08-04-2003, 10:02 PM

The only thing of mine that has a name is "Mr. Happy" and that wasn't really my doing.

gump · 08-05-2003, 08:23 AM

i used to call my old 12ga WW - waterfowl whitter-maker

Moonduck · 08-07-2003, 09:17 PM

Naming guns? Hunh? Only tool-type thing I ever named was a car I had in High School, and it didn't get a name so much as it got a title ("Il Duche"). I really don't see naming a gun. I'm not that emotionally attached to them. They're tools, nothing more.

MSD · 08-08-2003, 09:42 PM

A cousin of mine has a high-power rifle, I can't remember what type it is, but he calls it "The Hamburger Maker." The name is not much of an exaggeration.

jadedgrin · 08-09-2003, 03:05 PM

haha, well ill tell you i have heard of this before and most people go with the old what i want is woman, so gun names are femine and usually sexual, or slutty names

monkeysugar · 08-14-2003, 12:41 AM

The names I have for my guns are pretty unoriginal: The Marlin, The Henry, the 'Ought six, the Swede, etc...I actually haven't ever given much thought to naming my firearms. I'll have to think of some better names.

debaser · 08-14-2003, 10:22 AM

A friend of mine had a break action shotgun named "Kurt".

A. Rothschild · 08-20-2003, 11:00 PM

Hmm... Got an old 12gauge, blackpowder, break action shotgun with hammers called Sarah. A Sauer 200STR 6,5*55 called Ralph. and then theres my M1 US Carbine (Inland Div.) called Karina...

bundy · 08-21-2003, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by debaser

A friend of mine had a break action shotgun named "Kurt".

LOL!!
thats so nasty, its funny.

vanbeast · 09-07-2003, 07:43 PM

debaser... I don't get it.

I've been calling my pistol bitch and pigfucker a lot recently. It's broke.

08-04-2003, 07:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
Exodus Psycho	Firearm Names Well, I saw a post for what peoples swords are named, so I would like to find out what you guys have named your fireams. My AR-15 is named Alyssa. My Glock 17 is named Tonya. And my sniper/hunting rifle hasnt named herself yet. (Yes it may be pointless, but my guns mean more to me than any girl I have been with. Yeah, Im pathetic.)

08-04-2003, 10:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	The only thing of mine that has a name is "Mr. Happy" and that wasn't really my doing. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

08-09-2003, 03:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
jadedgrin Psycho Location: eh	haha, well ill tell you i have heard of this before and most people go with the old what i want is woman, so gun names are femine and usually sexual, or slutty names __________________ what puts a smile on your face??

08-14-2003, 12:41 AM	#7 (permalink)
monkeysugar I'll be on the veranda, since you're on the cross. Location: Rand McNally's friendliest small town in America. They must have strayed from the dodgy parts...	The names I have for my guns are pretty unoriginal: The Marlin, The Henry, the 'Ought six, the Swede, etc...I actually haven't ever given much thought to naming my firearms. I'll have to think of some better names. __________________ I've got the love of my life and a job that I enjoy most of the time. Life is good.

08-14-2003, 10:22 AM	#8 (permalink)
debaser Sir, I have a plan... Location: 38S NC20943324	A friend of mine had a break action shotgun named "Kurt". __________________ Fortunato became immured to the sound of the trowel after a while.

08-05-2003, 08:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
gump Addict Location: TN	i used to call my old 12ga WW - waterfowl whitter-maker

08-07-2003, 09:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
Moonduck Junkie Location: SE USA	Naming guns? Hunh? Only tool-type thing I ever named was a car I had in High School, and it didn't get a name so much as it got a title ("Il Duche"). I really don't see naming a gun. I'm not that emotionally attached to them. They're tools, nothing more.

08-08-2003, 09:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	A cousin of mine has a high-power rifle, I can't remember what type it is, but he calls it "The Hamburger Maker." The name is not much of an exaggeration.

08-20-2003, 11:00 PM	#9 (permalink)
A. Rothschild Upright Location: Denmark	Hmm... Got an old 12gauge, blackpowder, break action shotgun with hammers called Sarah. A Sauer 200STR 6,5*55 called Ralph. and then theres my M1 US Carbine (Inland Div.) called Karina... __________________ Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for company.

09-07-2003, 07:43 PM	#11 (permalink)
vanbeast Tilted Location: Corvallis, OR	debaser... I don't get it. I've been calling my pistol bitch and pigfucker a lot recently. It's broke.