Weaponry-Related One-Liners
 

Tilted Weaponry with Gun Guy Humor

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I'll start:

It is not considered proper to change the selector switch roll stamps on your M4A1 from "SAFE, FIRE and AUTO" to "NAH, YEAH and OOOH YEEEAH!"

Unless you're a giant pitcher of kool-aid

"Hang out at the gun range and meet a nice girl that not only shoots, but doesn't lean back when she's on the firing line."

"Hang out at the gun range and meet a nice girl that not only shoots, but doesn't lean back when she's on the firing line."

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QFTMFT. Don't try to teach your girlfriend how to shoot. Befriend a female rangemaster, and date her. If you can't or won't do that, have HER teach your girlfriend how to shoot.

Well someone has to put this classics in here,
"A reporter asked a U.S. Marine what he felt when he shot a terrorist, the Marine responded "Recoil"

And of course,
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?'"

And...
"I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die."

And...
"Say hello to my little friend!"

i dont know about that. my girlfriend used to be a "leaner." Now she can actually snap shoot a shotgun. she's getting fucking quick.

A friend of mine had his engraved with a hand giving the peace sign for safe, and hand giving the finger for fire, and says if he ever gets an auto, he will have a hand giving the shocker for the happy switch.

edit: found the pic:

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z.../008-1-1-1.jpg

Another military-related joke:

"It's pretty bad to be in the soldier business when the public opinion selector switch [safe, fire, auto] went from WAITING TO STRIKE, FREEDOM!, AMERICA: FUCK YEAH! to GET SHOT AT, HOST COUNTRY JAIL, INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT."

Ok. This made me laugh. :lol:

Damn, I want one of those now.

Here's a winner:

Hi-Point Firearms and Priorities:

...because you're defending your life with a gun that costs half of what you paid for your last video game console. And that's okay with you.

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Also:

Billet AR Lowers:

...because you need a trigger guard sturdy enough to repel off a helicopter skid with on your hobby plinker.

Nice! still working on that. In other news, she has discovered that ar-15= much more loud and much more fun/expensive than a .22. Dammit. Guess it's time to start looking at a progressive press.

Sorry, OP. one liner....kinda. Still my favorite. "Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet."

"A bullet may have your name on it but splash damage is addressed 'To Whom It May Concern'"

and in an argument I ended not too long ago:

"Look, people will argue about caliber and muzzle velocity as long as there are guns, but at the end of the day everybody agrees on one thing: buckshot works".