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Weaponry-Related One-Liners
Tilted Weaponry with Gun Guy Humor
... I'll start: It is not considered proper to change the selector switch roll stamps on your M4A1 from "SAFE, FIRE and AUTO" to "NAH, YEAH and OOOH YEEEAH!" |
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"Hang out at the gun range and meet a nice girl that not only shoots, but doesn't lean back when she's on the firing line."
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"Hang out at the gun range and meet a nice girl that not only shoots, but doesn't lean back when she's on the firing line."
Read more: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...#ixzz1G0DTQgGp QFTMFT. Don't try to teach your girlfriend how to shoot. Befriend a female rangemaster, and date her. If you can't or won't do that, have HER teach your girlfriend how to shoot. |
Well someone has to put this classics in here,
"A reporter asked a U.S. Marine what he felt when he shot a terrorist, the Marine responded "Recoil" And of course, "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?'" And... "I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die." And... "Say hello to my little friend!" |
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edit: found the pic: http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z.../008-1-1-1.jpg |
Another military-related joke:
"It's pretty bad to be in the soldier business when the public opinion selector switch [safe, fire, auto] went from WAITING TO STRIKE, FREEDOM!, AMERICA: FUCK YEAH! to GET SHOT AT, HOST COUNTRY JAIL, INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT." |
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Here's a winner:
Hi-Point Firearms and Priorities: ...because you're defending your life with a gun that costs half of what you paid for your last video game console. And that's okay with you. ... Also: Quote:
...because you need a trigger guard sturdy enough to repel off a helicopter skid with on your hobby plinker. |
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Sorry, OP. one liner....kinda. Still my favorite. "Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet." |
"A bullet may have your name on it but splash damage is addressed 'To Whom It May Concern'"
and in an argument I ended not too long ago: "Look, people will argue about caliber and muzzle velocity as long as there are guns, but at the end of the day everybody agrees on one thing: buckshot works". |
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