Originally Posted by Willravel (Post 2829378)

Customer: "Good morrow, shop keep. Might I trouble you for a Glock this fine day?"
Gun Store Proprietor: "Surly, my good sir! First I must ask for you to sign this form and then return three days hence for the weapon... but alas! My fine lad, you seem a bit portly if I may be so bold. Might I inquire as to your body fat percentage?"
Customer: "You might, shop keep, but for what reason?"
Gun Store Proprietor: "The risk you seem to face isn't from an armed enemy but rather from the deadly foe LDL cholesterol! I fear you shall not find armament from danger here this day. I respectfully suggest you take your currency and find your armament with a dietitian and personal trainer. "
Customer: "Well shit."

Originally Posted by StanT (Post 2829910)

DC vs Heller struck down DC's ban on handguns. The majority opinion, written by Scalia, specifically stated that other regulations were valid.When it comes to constitutionalists, it doesn't get much more hardcore than Scalia.

Originally Posted by Jinn (Post 2829912)

HAhah.. I hope this was to be envisoned between two well-dressed men with Sherlock Holmes-esque pipes and pocket watches. Because I laughed out loud reading it with that mental image. Well played, will.

Originally Posted by Willravel (Post 2829922)

I've never been in a gun shop before, so I had to guess as to how it might be.