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Plan9 · 08-07-2010, 05:52 AM

Ya know... Highlights magazine for kids. As in: "What's wrong with this picture?"

YouTube - ‪kamiyamashinobisha's Channel‬&lrm;

The gnarly title is copied from the title of the video. I'm sure some of you will find this amusing. It's been going around the 'net.

Walt · 08-07-2010, 09:44 AM

I love that the fat guy has obviously invested a serious amount of time and effort to develop tactics and battle drills that allow him to physically lift and shift his gut so that he may draw his pistol.

Also, the Bluto Blutarsky impersonation @ 4:24-4:30 is fucking glorious.

FuglyStick · 08-07-2010, 10:20 AM

It looks like camp for mall ninjas.

btw, did you check out the tags for the video?

ChrisJericho · 08-07-2010, 04:48 PM

I'd like to see if there's actually any holes in the targets

Plan9 · 08-07-2010, 06:47 PM

Wow. Nobody commented on the twirling of loaded weapons like marching band batons. Or were you guys all dazzled out?

FelixP · 08-07-2010, 08:07 PM

Those guys are fucking retarded. They should have their second amendment rights suspended as punishment for unsafe-and ineffective-weapon handling procedures.

Bunny420 · 08-09-2010, 01:20 PM

KirStang · 08-26-2010, 09:47 PM

I think they shoulda thrown their AKs on the floor when they transitioned to their secondary. Super high speed. They're so high speed, they forgot to sling their weapons.

remy1492 · 08-26-2010, 11:13 PM

I think they are copying the well done Magpul Art of the Carbine vids, for your pleasure on TPB of course. DL them plan 9 you will like it.

I can see these dudes have only been in combat against a paper target or less. Lol, though I give them kudos for trying, it was kinda like a sucky airshow, for guys who like guns.

reminds me of...that line in Bloodsport "...very good, but brick, not hit back"

Plan9 · 08-27-2010, 08:36 AM

I can't say I've seen the Magpul vids (I'd rather pay for training instead of buy videos) but something tells me that if I see anybody in those vids twirling a loaded weapon, cradling a gun instead of slinging it, shooting subcompact pistols single-handed while running dick-distance to a target, etc. that I won't be spending a dime on their training. Every training school has some type of promotional video. This is just really hilarious (I mean bad).

Walt · 10-13-2010, 08:57 AM

I got bored.

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Plan9 · 10-13-2010, 09:24 AM

Motherbitch, my kitten-powered local Intarblog provider can't load anything.

This YouTube dub parody doesn't work... yet I can still stream porn.

...

Edit: Had someone back home click on it and enjoy it. Well played, old bean.

Walt · 10-13-2010, 10:10 AM

Eh. No worries. Btw, Ralph Severe (the fat guy in the video) is also the worlds greatest choreographed slo-motion fighter. Of all time.

At 2:58 he literally turns a guy's vortex. That's hardcore.

YouTube - Ralph Severe DMTTofD teaching systema class

Oh, and did I mention that he's a no-shit ninja?!

YouTube - youtube clip #20 Ralph Severe DMTTOFD Kukishin ryu Bojutsu Urban Combative Training

Plan9 · 10-13-2010, 10:15 AM

I was hoping he'd have a Taurus Judge in one of his videos.

And damnit, fat 'tard with 'chuks gets me every time.

Walt · 10-13-2010, 10:18 AM

Does he look like Kevin from The Office to you?

Shadowex3 · 10-13-2010, 05:36 PM

Does anyone else think that they look like they're trying to move in the same patterns and motions as old badly animated FPS enemies?

Plan9 · 10-13-2010, 07:02 PM

Okay, somebody played a little too much Rise of the Triad back in 1994.

Shadowex3 · 10-14-2010, 07:43 PM

Actually I was thinking the uncomfortably robotic looking movements, like the terminator head-swivel.

08-07-2010, 05:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	High Speed Low Drag Highlights Ya know... Highlights magazine for kids. As in: *"What's wrong with this picture?"* YouTube - ‪kamiyamashinobisha's Channel‬&lrm; The gnarly title is copied from the title of the video. I'm sure some of you will find this amusing. It's been going around the 'net. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 08-07-2010 at 06:09 AM..

08-07-2010, 09:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
Walt I'm calmer than you are, dude Location: North Carolina	I love that the fat guy has obviously invested a serious amount of time and effort to develop tactics and battle drills that allow him to physically lift and shift his gut so that he may draw his pistol. Also, the Bluto Blutarsky impersonation @ 4:24-4:30 is fucking glorious. __________________ Calmer than you are...

08-07-2010, 10:20 AM	#3 (permalink)
FuglyStick WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE! Location: Southern Illinois	It looks like camp for mall ninjas. btw, did you check out the tags for the video? __________________ AZIZ! LIGHT!

08-07-2010, 04:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
ChrisJericho eat more fruit Location: Seattle	I'd like to see if there's actually any holes in the targets __________________ "A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows us that faith proves nothing." - Friedrich Nietzsche

08-07-2010, 06:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Wow. Nobody commented on the twirling of loaded weapons like marching band batons. Or were you guys all dazzled out? __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

08-07-2010, 08:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
FelixP Insane Location: I'm up they see me I'm down.	Those guys are fucking retarded. They should have their second amendment rights suspended as punishment for unsafe-and ineffective-weapon handling procedures. __________________ Free will lies not in the ability to craft your own fate, but in not knowing what your fate is. --Me "I have just returned from visting the Marines at the front, and there is not a finer fighting organization in the world." --Douglas MacArthur

08-09-2010, 01:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
Bunny420 Banned Location: West yorkshire, England	Err!

08-26-2010, 09:47 PM	#8 (permalink)
KirStang Future Bureaucrat	I think they shoulda thrown their AKs on the floor when they transitioned to their secondary. Super high speed. They're so high speed, they forgot to sling their weapons.

08-26-2010, 11:13 PM	#9 (permalink)
remy1492 Crazy Location: CA TX LU	I think they are copying the well done Magpul Art of the Carbine vids, for your pleasure on TPB of course. DL them plan 9 you will like it. I can see these dudes have only been in combat against a paper target or less. Lol, though I give them kudos for trying, it was kinda like a sucky airshow, for guys who like guns. reminds me of...that line in Bloodsport "...very good, but brick, not hit back"

08-27-2010, 08:36 AM	#10 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I can't say I've seen the Magpul vids (I'd rather pay for training instead of buy videos) but something tells me that if I see anybody in those vids twirling a loaded weapon, cradling a gun instead of slinging it, shooting subcompact pistols single-handed while running dick-distance to a target, etc. that I won't be spending a dime on their training. Every training school has some type of promotional video. This is just really hilarious (I mean bad). __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

10-13-2010, 08:57 AM	#11 (permalink)
Walt I'm calmer than you are, dude Location: North Carolina	I got bored. (may take a second to load) __________________ Calmer than you are... Last edited by Walt; 10-13-2010 at 09:58 AM..

10-13-2010, 09:24 AM	#12 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Motherbitch, my kitten-powered local Intarblog provider can't load anything. This YouTube dub parody doesn't work... yet I can still stream porn. ... Edit: Had someone back home click on it and enjoy it. Well played, old bean. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 10-13-2010 at 10:06 AM..

10-13-2010, 10:15 AM	#14 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I was hoping he'd have a Taurus Judge in one of his videos. And damnit, fat 'tard with 'chuks gets me every time. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

10-13-2010, 10:18 AM	#15 (permalink)
Walt I'm calmer than you are, dude Location: North Carolina	Does he look like Kevin from The Office to you? __________________ Calmer than you are...

10-13-2010, 07:02 PM	#17 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Okay, somebody played a little too much Rise of the Triad back in 1994. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."