Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community  

Go Back   Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community > Interests > Tilted Technology


 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 04-08-2004, 07:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
"Officer, I was in fear for my life"
 
hrdwareguy's Avatar
 
Location: Oklahoma City
Help with a practical joke

OK, here's the setup:

I want to build a heating element and attach it to the extra fan power leads on the motherboard. This heating element will heat model train smoke fluid and start the cmoputer smoking. Or I could just by a train and rip the heating element out of it.

As we all know, the solution to a smoking computer is to install NOSMOKE.COM. I need a program that when run it cuts the power to the second fan power leads (or any other set of leads like the power light).

Anyone have any ideas on a program that will do something like this.
__________________
Gun Control is hitting what you aim at

Aim for the TFP, Donate Today
hrdwareguy is offline  
Old 04-08-2004, 07:56 AM   #2 (permalink)
Quadrature Amplitude Modulator
 
oberon's Avatar
 
Location: Denver
You could use an RS232 (serial) connection in series with a MOS amplifier (if necessary) to generate a signal to a switch (bipolar junction transistor?) that connects the fan leads to the motherboard. Then just write a program to send the signals over the RS232 port.

I realize that this might be a little bit too much work for you. But it's what I could think of off the top of my head.
__________________
"There are finer fish in the sea than have ever been caught." -- Irish proverb
oberon is offline  
Old 04-08-2004, 09:49 AM   #3 (permalink)
Psycho
 
Scorpion23's Avatar
 
Yeah, it would be pretty hard to write a program that controlled the fan connectors as they vary by motherboard. Your best bet would be an internal serial connector on the motherboard as oberon suggested. Either use a switching transistor or a relay and some simple com commands. You could then power the smoke generator by a spare molex connector.

The com commands can be done easily enough with C++ or VB, so the only real problem would be fabricating the smoke generator.
__________________
"Empirically observed covariation is a necessary but not sufficient condition for causality" - Edward Tufte
Scorpion23 is offline  
 

Tags
joke, practical


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 10:13 PM.

Tilted Forum Project

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73