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Old 02-02-2004, 09:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Very Funny Ctrl+Alt+Delete Video

The Anti-Microsoft (Bill Gates) people are going to love this video.

Bill Gates did not find David Bradley's joke very funny.

Ctrl + Alt + Del
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Old 02-02-2004, 10:30 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Bill Gates was Owned!

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Old 02-02-2004, 10:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'd love to see the full video.
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Old 02-02-2004, 11:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'd love to see the full video.
Probably was a bill bashing fest
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Old 02-03-2004, 12:02 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I heard about that. Great quote
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Old 02-03-2004, 12:28 AM   #6 (permalink)
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lol...that was hilarious, the look on bills face! got to love the mico$oft bashing now and again...
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Old 02-03-2004, 12:28 PM   #7 (permalink)
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man that was mega-ownage. the look on Bill's face is CLASSIC
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Old 02-03-2004, 12:36 PM   #8 (permalink)
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bill just got crushed! i think he was prolly too pissed off to speak.
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Old 02-03-2004, 12:56 PM   #9 (permalink)
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oh man that was great. when did this little confrence take place?
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Old 02-03-2004, 02:53 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 02-03-2004, 03:09 PM   #11 (permalink)
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He was probably pissed off until he hopped in his (insert high priced mode of travel vehicle) and drove home to his heated walkway, saw his hot wife, and sat down.
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Old 02-03-2004, 03:55 PM   #12 (permalink)
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If I was Bill I'd show them all a statement of my bank account, and tell them all to eat my ass. They're all jealous....
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Old 02-03-2004, 03:56 PM   #13 (permalink)
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lol.. haha... why is Bill being such a dick about it?.. it was only a joke
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Old 02-03-2004, 04:24 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 02-03-2004, 04:27 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Yeah, Big Bad Bill looked none too amused by that statement!
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Old 02-03-2004, 04:32 PM   #16 (permalink)
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ROFL!
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Old 02-03-2004, 10:09 PM   #17 (permalink)
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"When you made it the NT logon screen" yeah, that's what I meant............hehe
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Old 02-03-2004, 10:42 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I like how he just stares at the guy like "I'm gonna get my lawyers on your ass"..
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Old 02-04-2004, 03:29 AM   #19 (permalink)
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yea that was pretty funny
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Old 02-04-2004, 07:52 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Could somebody post a transcript of the video since I'm deaf
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Old 02-04-2004, 08:01 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Loved It!

But I'm still a slave to Micro$oft....
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Old 02-04-2004, 09:50 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Could somebody post a transcript of the video since I'm deaf
The guy who was programming stuff for keyboards made a Ctrl Alt Delete short cut to make restarting the comp faster, and he said he didn't want to take all the credit, Of course he made it, but Bill made it famous.
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Old 02-04-2004, 11:12 AM   #23 (permalink)
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LOLOLOL!! That was too funny! Bill sure didn't look too happy.
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Old 02-04-2004, 01:40 PM   #24 (permalink)
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its not playing...what do you need to play it, its a .asf file
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Old 02-04-2004, 01:55 PM   #25 (permalink)
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maybe ms blocked the vid from being able to be played in wmv :P
try winamp also
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Old 02-04-2004, 02:10 PM   #26 (permalink)
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it works now. haha that was great, he did look pissed off
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Old 02-04-2004, 04:36 PM   #27 (permalink)
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What a dick (Bill). When he didn't laugh the other guy covered his ass pretty fast, but we all know what he really meant!

Geeze, the guy made billions off of Windows and everyone knows that 95-NT was pretty buggy and unstable, but at least he could have been a good sport about it.

Even Hitler had a sense of humour!
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Old 02-05-2004, 10:34 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Bwahahahah that was great. Time to pass it around the office now.
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Old 02-05-2004, 07:11 PM   #29 (permalink)
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David Bradley

“Actually I was just trying to solve a development problem that we had. Brand new hardware, brand new software, you’re testing the stuff out…it would hang up all time. So, the only solution you have is to turn the power off wait a few seconds turn the power back on and wait for it to go through the power on self-test and I said “I’m writing all this code for the keyboard, I can…you know let’s just short cut it.” I had originally intended it to be what we would now call an Easter Egg. Just something we using in development, it wouldn’t be available elsewhere, but then the pubs people found out about it and they’re trying to figure out how to tell somebody how to start up one of their programs and they had the answer ‘just put the diskette in, hit CTRL ALT DEL’ and by magic your program started. So, it was like a 5 minute job and when I was doing it I didn’t realize I was going to create a cultural icon when I did it.

Laughter

But but, you know I have to share the credit, I may have invented it but I think Bill made it famous.

Mucho laughter

Cut to Bill

When you used it for NT Logons, that’s what I meant!

Other panel members:

Oh-kay.

Setting the tone.
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Old 02-05-2004, 09:01 PM   #30 (permalink)
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a beautiful video! Gates is so hot!
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Old 02-05-2004, 09:47 PM   #31 (permalink)
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LMAO! bill gates got pwned rite their! i use win 2k and i have to press ctrl + alt + del to log on haha it reminded me of that
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Old 02-06-2004, 06:46 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2004, 11:09 AM   #33 (permalink)
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If I was Bill I'd show them all a statement of my bank account, and tell them all to eat my ass. They're all jealous....
Funny video - funnier statement by sixate.
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Old 02-07-2004, 09:55 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Too funny, yeah, fuck em all. When you're Gates, the world can simply fuck off.
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Old 02-07-2004, 10:13 PM   #35 (permalink)
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That's so wonderful. Bill Gates is actually one of the most hardcore nerds on the planet (read about his younger days), and you know he agrees completly with that guy, you can see it in his face, he still believes in the laws of the old guard of nerds, and he hates that he's gone against it, all for one hundred billion silver pieces, so to speak. Man, Bill Gates would make a good character in a drama.
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Old 02-09-2004, 10:23 AM   #36 (permalink)
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What a dick (Bill). When he didn't laugh the other guy covered his ass pretty fast, but we all know what he really meant!

Geeze, the guy made billions off of Windows and everyone knows that 95-NT was pretty buggy and unstable, but at least he could have been a good sport about it.

Even Hitler had a sense of humour!

Agreed.

If I were Bill, I would have laughed. After all, being worth BILLIONS of dollars and getting away with everything he has. I'd be laughing all the way to the bank.

Big baby.
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Old 02-09-2004, 03:29 PM   #37 (permalink)
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crazy.. made me laugh.!
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Old 02-09-2004, 03:32 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Damned hilarious! Thanks!
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Old 02-09-2004, 05:30 PM   #39 (permalink)
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So I'm the first to post it but maybe not the first to not understand it. Was Gates said to be the creator of the Ctrl-alt-delete function? If so, I never knew it was so praisable....
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Old 02-10-2004, 09:30 AM   #40 (permalink)
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So I'm the first to post it but maybe not the first to not understand it. Was Gates said to be the creator of the Ctrl-alt-delete function? If so, I never knew it was so praisable....
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At least, this time, Al Gore didn't claim to invent Alt-Ctrl-Del.
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