You Know You're Addicted to the Net When
 

1) All of your friends have @ in their names

2) You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem

3) Your spouse makes a new rule... Computers don't come to bed.

4) You laugh at people with 56K modems.

5) You start tilting your head to smile :-)

6) Your phone bill comes to your house in a box

7) You find yourself typing com after every period

8) You start introducing your self as 'Jon@internet.com'

got more add to it ¢8)

9) You rank your friends by the amount of bandwith they have.

10)You say "LOL" instead of laughing

11) You can't stop writing your home address as: www.812 Main St. Apt. B.@Springfield, CA.com

12) You have "Googled" all your friends to try to find out anything interesteing that they are not telling you and you can use against them later.

13) You message someone via IM when they are less than 20 feet away.

14) The sound of the keys clicking turns you on.

lol, we do that all the time in my house. there is only a wall between us. we could shout and hear each other:D

13) You message someone via IM when they are less than 20 feet away.

I do that in my office.

15.) You have more browsers than friends in the real world.

16) You'll talk to anyone in chat about your problems but you sigifigant other you shy away from

17) your a mod @ tfp

:)

you download your D&D manuals as .pdfs

You're from Wisconsin.

When you download vast amounts of porn, and snail-mail it across the country to people who do not have the amount of porn that you just downloaded.

lol!

me and my bf do this all the time..sitting in our livingroom at our own desks/pc's...always have a convo going on MSN...

works well actually. partly because we're both just geeky inet addicts, and partly because it's actually easier than carrying on a voice convo..

:D

I im people in the same room as me all the time at home and work.. for some reason it's easier than talking.. :)

heh, I'm laying in bed reading thid right now, while the wife snores away

You dream of a faster browser.

you actually say I-M-O and A-T-M to real friends rather than 'in my opinion' and 'at the moment'.
and they give you strange looks.

You run three chat programs all at once, ie... Yahoo Messenger, ICQ, AIM

You come up with new "You know you're addicted to the Net When"


=)

or, you use trillian or gAIM

(i use both :D)

Lol, almost all of those apply to me.


I'm laying in bed right now, chatting with Trillian (and actually using every single service it supports [aim, msn, yahoo, icq, irc])while ignoring my gf's requests to stop bringing the laptop to bed.

You need to take fat crap but you cant get yourself to leave till youve thought of a witty away message.



Auto response from matches: Caking a trap

And the jury proclaimed
"We find this man guilty as charged"

So Goldy was shuffled off for being guilty of all charges...

:D

OMG!! I used to do this!!

this needs a bump

*bump*

you chat to people you dont know in real life who may live a world away for endless hours.

you diss on people by calling them "newb"

:( i have a 56k modem...don't laugh...donate money to the upgrade DnD's modem connection please! (although its unfortunatly not a registered charity, so no tax rebates)

um how about over half of your wage goes into your system.

or you have more storage on your home system then the rest of your freinds combined.

:Cries:

when Mr. Carpal Tunnel stops by for a visit

when you have accumulated more posts then the year of your birth

Geez. These are all terrible, but all true for me.

Here's mine. When you open a browser to go look for something very specific, then forget what it is, spend 2+ hours browsing around favorite web sites trying to remember what it was that you were looking for and not finding it.