04-28-2003, 11:15 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Louisiana
|
You Know You're Addicted to the Net When
1) All of your friends have @ in their names
2) You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem 3) Your spouse makes a new rule... Computers don't come to bed. 4) You laugh at people with 56K modems. 5) You start tilting your head to smile :-) 6) Your phone bill comes to your house in a box 7) You find yourself typing com after every period 8) You start introducing your self as 'Jon@internet.com' got more add to it ¢8) |
05-01-2003, 09:57 PM | #11 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Louisiana
|
16) You'll talk to anyone in chat about your problems but you sigifigant other you shy away from
__________________
It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies. |
05-02-2003, 12:16 AM | #15 (permalink) |
Squid hat!
Location: A Few Miles Away From Halx
|
When you download vast amounts of porn, and snail-mail it across the country to people who do not have the amount of porn that you just downloaded.
__________________
Like TFP? Donate To Keep It Alive!! |
05-02-2003, 03:46 AM | #16 (permalink) | |
strangelove
Location: ...more here than there...
|
Quote:
me and my bf do this all the time..sitting in our livingroom at our own desks/pc's...always have a convo going on MSN... works well actually. partly because we're both just geeky inet addicts, and partly because it's actually easier than carrying on a voice convo..
__________________
- + - ° GiRLie GeeK ° - + - ° 01110010011011110110111101110100001000000110110101100101 Therell be days/When Ill stray/I may appear to be/Constantly out of reach/I give in to sin/Because I like to practise what I preach
|
|
05-26-2004, 01:13 AM | #27 (permalink) | |
Comment or else!!
Location: Home sweet home
|
Quote:
this needs a bump *bump* you chat to people you dont know in real life who may live a world away for endless hours. you diss on people by calling them "newb"
__________________
Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens. |
|
05-26-2004, 02:13 AM | #28 (permalink) | |
Psycho
Location: London...no longer a student
|
Quote:
__________________
"Never underestimate a dumb question"-- Brandon Boyd |
|
05-26-2004, 06:45 AM | #29 (permalink) |
Devils Cabana Boy
Location: Central Coast CA
|
um how about over half of your wage goes into your system.
or you have more storage on your home system then the rest of your freinds combined.
__________________
Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen |
05-26-2004, 11:46 AM | #32 (permalink) | |||
Holy Knight of The Alliance
Location: Stormwind, The Eastern Kingdoms, Azeroth
|
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Here's mine. When you open a browser to go look for something very specific, then forget what it is, spend 2+ hours browsing around favorite web sites trying to remember what it was that you were looking for and not finding it.
__________________
What do you say to one last showdown? - Ocelot, Metal Gear Solid 3 The password is "Who are the Patriots?" and "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." Gotcha. - The Colonel and Snake, Metal Gear Solid 3 |
|||
Tags |
addicted, net |
|
|