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Old 04-28-2003, 11:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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You Know You're Addicted to the Net When

1) All of your friends have @ in their names

2) You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem

3) Your spouse makes a new rule... Computers don't come to bed.

4) You laugh at people with 56K modems.

5) You start tilting your head to smile :-)

6) Your phone bill comes to your house in a box

7) You find yourself typing com after every period

8) You start introducing your self as 'Jon@internet.com'

got more add to it ¢8)
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Old 04-29-2003, 07:21 AM   #2 (permalink)
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9) You rank your friends by the amount of bandwith they have.
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Old 04-29-2003, 07:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
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10)You say "LOL" instead of laughing
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Old 04-29-2003, 08:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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11) You can't stop writing your home address as: www.812 Main St. Apt. B.@Springfield, CA.com
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Old 04-29-2003, 10:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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12) You have "Googled" all your friends to try to find out anything interesteing that they are not telling you and you can use against them later.
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Old 04-29-2003, 10:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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13) You message someone via IM when they are less than 20 feet away.
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Old 04-30-2003, 04:05 AM   #7 (permalink)
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14) The sound of the keys clicking turns you on.
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Old 04-30-2003, 06:45 AM   #8 (permalink)
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13) You message someone via IM when they are less than 20 feet away.
lol, we do that all the time in my house. there is only a wall between us. we could shout and hear each other
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Old 05-01-2003, 12:11 AM   #9 (permalink)
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13) You message someone via IM when they are less than 20 feet away.

I do that in my office.
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Old 05-01-2003, 08:28 PM   #10 (permalink)
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15.) You have more browsers than friends in the real world.
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:57 PM   #11 (permalink)
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16) You'll talk to anyone in chat about your problems but you sigifigant other you shy away from
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Old 05-01-2003, 11:58 PM   #12 (permalink)
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17) your a mod @ tfp

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Old 05-02-2003, 12:13 AM   #13 (permalink)
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you download your D&D manuals as .pdfs
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Old 05-02-2003, 12:15 AM   #14 (permalink)
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You're from Wisconsin.
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Old 05-02-2003, 12:16 AM   #15 (permalink)
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When you download vast amounts of porn, and snail-mail it across the country to people who do not have the amount of porn that you just downloaded.
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Old 05-02-2003, 03:46 AM   #16 (permalink)
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13) You message someone via IM when they are less than 20 feet away.
lol!

me and my bf do this all the time..sitting in our livingroom at our own desks/pc's...always have a convo going on MSN...

works well actually. partly because we're both just geeky inet addicts, and partly because it's actually easier than carrying on a voice convo..

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Old 05-02-2003, 01:09 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I im people in the same room as me all the time at home and work.. for some reason it's easier than talking..
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Old 05-02-2003, 07:45 PM   #18 (permalink)
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3) Your spouse makes a new rule... Computers don't come to bed.
heh, I'm laying in bed reading thid right now, while the wife snores away
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Old 05-03-2003, 08:33 AM   #19 (permalink)
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You dream of a faster browser.
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Old 05-03-2003, 10:49 PM   #20 (permalink)
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you actually say I-M-O and A-T-M to real friends rather than 'in my opinion' and 'at the moment'.
and they give you strange looks.
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Old 05-04-2003, 01:39 AM   #21 (permalink)
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You run three chat programs all at once, ie... Yahoo Messenger, ICQ, AIM
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Old 05-04-2003, 06:27 AM   #22 (permalink)
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You come up with new "You know you're addicted to the Net When"


=)
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Old 05-04-2003, 06:37 AM   #23 (permalink)
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You run three chat programs all at once, ie... Yahoo Messenger, ICQ, AIM
or, you use trillian or gAIM

(i use both )
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Old 05-04-2003, 09:54 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Lol, almost all of those apply to me.


I'm laying in bed right now, chatting with Trillian (and actually using every single service it supports [aim, msn, yahoo, icq, irc])while ignoring my gf's requests to stop bringing the laptop to bed.
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Old 05-04-2003, 11:01 PM   #25 (permalink)
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You need to take fat crap but you cant get yourself to leave till youve thought of a witty away message.



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Old 05-05-2003, 05:37 PM   #26 (permalink)
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And the jury proclaimed
"We find this man guilty as charged"

So Goldy was shuffled off for being guilty of all charges...

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Old 05-26-2004, 01:13 AM   #27 (permalink)
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4) You laugh at people with 56K modems.
OMG!! I used to do this!!

this needs a bump

*bump*

you chat to people you dont know in real life who may live a world away for endless hours.

you diss on people by calling them "newb"
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Old 05-26-2004, 02:13 AM   #28 (permalink)
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OMG!! I used to do this!!

this needs a bump

*bump*

you chat to people you dont know in real life who may live a world away for endless hours.

you diss on people by calling them "newb"
i have a 56k modem...don't laugh...donate money to the upgrade DnD's modem connection please! (although its unfortunatly not a registered charity, so no tax rebates)
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Old 05-26-2004, 06:45 AM   #29 (permalink)
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um how about over half of your wage goes into your system.

or you have more storage on your home system then the rest of your freinds combined.
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Old 05-26-2004, 08:47 AM   #30 (permalink)
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15.) You have more browsers than friends in the real world.
:Cries:
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Old 05-26-2004, 11:09 AM   #31 (permalink)
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when Mr. Carpal Tunnel stops by for a visit

when you have accumulated more posts then the year of your birth
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Old 05-26-2004, 11:46 AM   #32 (permalink)
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You need to take fat crap but you cant get yourself to leave till youve thought of a witty away message.



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Quote:
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13) You message someone via IM when they are less than 20 feet away.
Quote:
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10)You say "LOL" instead of laughing
Geez. These are all terrible, but all true for me.

Here's mine. When you open a browser to go look for something very specific, then forget what it is, spend 2+ hours browsing around favorite web sites trying to remember what it was that you were looking for and not finding it.
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