[short hilarious aim log] Friend tries to help another friend download Kazaa - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

sub zero · 08-17-2003, 10:59 AM

Notice: I posted this in Tilted Computers because I think you all, being tech savvy and such, would get the most entertainment out of it.

Ok, just now my friend was telling me that one of our old high school buddies was IM’ing him with questions on how to download kazaa. At first I thought ‘ok, big deal” until he started cutting and pasting the convo. I’m sorry, but I completely had NO idea that “Dude” was that ignorant about these sort of things. Jesus Christ. I guess we all have to start learning somewhere.

Dude = old hightail mate in need of help
My Friend = the guy who is trying to help

That said,… AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… read on to see why I’m laughing.

Dude: where can i go to re download kazaa?
My Friend: kazzalite.te I think
Dude: it says thats not a real website
My Friend: kazaalite.tk
Dude: ok how do i find it after ive downloaded it?
My Friend: lol, I duno where you downloaded it at
My Friend: lol
Dude: ok ill just download it again then
Dude: tell me how u would do it
My Friend: I would go to start search
My Friend: and type in the name of the file
My Friend: but I don't know the name of the file
My Friend: so eh
Dude: no im asking how would you download it
Dude: cuz this is confusing me
My Friend: lol
My Friend: well when it comes up to download
My Friend: i would download it to my desktop
Dude: do i download kazaa lite?
My Friend: yes
My Friend: lol
Dude: it says download location 1 and the same all the way to number 16
Dude: which one do i download?
My Friend: whichever
My Friend: start with one
My Friend: lol

Dude: Kazaa Lite FAQ click there and tell me what to do

My Friend: well then it should be on ur desktop
Dude: is it called quick time player?
Dude: it says its too large to open by using AOL
Dude: so what do i do now?
My Friend: just go back and download it again
My Friend: and instead of pushing "save"
My Friend: click "open"
Dude: ok i got it
Dude: thanx man

poof · 08-17-2003, 12:28 PM

Dude: is it called quick time player?

"Gold Jerry, Thats gold"

Seinfeld comedy gold reference.

Thanks for sharing Sub.

meanSpleen · 08-17-2003, 01:29 PM

He's on AOL? Don't they block Kazaa?

heheheh

killerjoejoe · 08-17-2003, 04:48 PM

LOL what a kid

iktoweya · 08-17-2003, 06:36 PM

good stuff

Mr.Deflok · 08-17-2003, 07:21 PM

That poor sod.

BoCo · 08-17-2003, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sub zero
Dude: it says its too large to open by using AOL

I think that pretty much says it all....

sandeep · 08-17-2003, 08:27 PM

that's one of those things that just makes you shake your head.

thanks for posting that though, i thought my relatives and friends were the only ones...

God of Thunder · 08-18-2003, 07:42 AM

It's asshats like him that make my life a living hell somedays!!

BTW, I work in tech support.

HeAtHeN · 08-18-2003, 08:08 AM

People still use AOL???

mute76 · 08-18-2003, 08:48 AM

Pretty sad but funny!

irieemon · 08-18-2003, 10:14 AM

Dude: it says its too large to open by using AOL

- thats classic

Thraeryn · 08-18-2003, 10:21 AM

This is excellent humor, but such a terrible reality.

Thanks for sharing.

^dude · 08-18-2003, 10:23 AM

haha, i know the feeling.

sub zero · 08-19-2003, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HeAtHeN
People still use AOL???

I use AOL

...for free

flamingpeach · 08-19-2003, 10:23 PM

it never ceases to amaze me just how dim some people can be.

08-17-2003, 10:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
sub zero Addict Location: The one state that doesn't have black outs: TEXAS BABY!!!	[short hilarious aim log] Friend tries to help another friend download Kazaa Notice: I posted this in Tilted Computers because I think you all, being tech savvy and such, would get the most entertainment out of it. Ok, just now my friend was telling me that one of our old high school buddies was IM’ing him with questions on how to download kazaa. At first I thought ‘ok, big deal” until he started cutting and pasting the convo. I’m sorry, but I completely had NO idea that “Dude” was <I>that</I> ignorant about these sort of things. Jesus Christ. I guess we all have to start learning somewhere. Dude = old hightail mate in need of help <font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font> = the guy who is trying to help That said,… AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… read on to see why I’m laughing. Dude: where can i go to re download kazaa? <font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: kazzalite.te I think Dude: it says thats not a real website <font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: kazaalite.tk Dude: ok how do i find it after ive downloaded it? <font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: lol, I duno where you downloaded it at <font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: lol Dude: ok ill just download it again then Dude: tell me how u would do it <font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: I would go to start search <font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: and type in the name of the file <font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: but I don't know the name of the file <font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: so eh Dude: no im asking how would you download it Dude: cuz this is confusing me <font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: lol <font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: well when it comes up to download <font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: i would download it to my desktop Dude: do i download kazaa lite? <font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: yes <font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: lol Dude: it says download location 1 and the same all the way to number 16 Dude: which one do i download? <font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: whichever <font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: start with one <font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: lol Dude: Kazaa Lite FAQ click there and tell me what to do <font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: well then it should be on ur desktop Dude: is it called quick time player? Dude: it says its too large to open by using AOL Dude: so what do i do now? <font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: just go back and download it again <font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: and instead of pushing "save" <font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: click "open" Dude: ok i got it Dude: thanx man __________________ Did you Google it yet? Join the TFP Typing team!!

08-17-2003, 12:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
poof Psycho	<i>Dude: is it called quick time player?</i> <b>"Gold Jerry, Thats gold"</b> Seinfeld comedy gold reference. Thanks for sharing Sub.

08-17-2003, 01:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
meanSpleen Squid hat! Location: A Few Miles Away From Halx	He's on AOL? Don't they block Kazaa? heheheh __________________ Like TFP? Donate To Keep It Alive!!

08-17-2003, 04:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
killerjoejoe Tilted Location: CANADA!!!	LOL what a kid __________________ [Insert Boobies Here]

08-17-2003, 06:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	good stuff __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-17-2003, 07:21 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	That poor sod.

08-17-2003, 08:27 PM	#8 (permalink)
sandeep Insane	that's one of those things that just makes you shake your head. thanks for posting that though, i thought my relatives and friends were the only ones...

08-18-2003, 07:42 AM	#9 (permalink)
God of Thunder Talk nerdy to me Location: Flint, MI	It's asshats like him that make my life a living hell somedays!! BTW, I work in tech support. __________________ I reject your reality, and substitute my own -- Adam Savage

08-18-2003, 08:48 AM	#11 (permalink)
mute76 Psycho Location: Anywhere but here	Pretty sad but funny! __________________ What the fuck is "wtf"?

08-18-2003, 10:14 AM	#12 (permalink)
irieemon Crazy Location: Right where I want to be.	Dude: it says its too large to open by using AOL - thats classic

08-18-2003, 10:21 AM	#13 (permalink)
Thraeryn Loser	This is excellent humor, but such a terrible reality. Thanks for sharing.

08-18-2003, 10:23 AM	#14 (permalink)
^dude Insane	haha, i know the feeling.

08-19-2003, 10:23 PM	#16 (permalink)
flamingpeach hip mama Location: redmond, washington	it never ceases to amaze me just how dim some people can be. __________________ I've eaten my veggies all my life so bring it on, I am educated and strong for the revolution.