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macmanmike6100 07-19-2003 12:02 AM

Make a new word!
 
We all know that software is what runs on a computer and that hardware is the physical computer.

But what word is there to mean both hardware <b>and</b> software?

For example, instead of saying "I bought hardware and software," one would say "I bought -blank-".

A challenge for the TFP: <b>fill in the blank with your word for hardware *and* software!</b>

oblar 07-19-2003 12:42 AM

I bought technology :) very broad.. works for almost anything

juanvaldes 07-19-2003 01:00 AM

stuff.

JStrider 07-19-2003 01:23 AM

well i would say i bought ware....

The_Dude 07-19-2003 10:20 AM

firmware?? that's hardware and software but i dont konw if it applies here.

luckynumber 07-19-2003 11:47 AM

UT PWNS

just had to get that out of the way...

anyways hardware + software = Polyware (eh? many wares? im not too good that this)

Sleepyjack 07-19-2003 12:52 PM

you could use mohs scale of hardness to find an imbetween material, however "computing stuff" would suffice. as the dude pointed out, firm would be a valid adjactive which is a mix of hard and soft.

Although there could be a kinda of penis anology, in that you can get a "semi". You know that semi state in which not "all" the blood rushes there ;) .That is neither flacid (soft) or erect (hard). So it could be semi-ware :)

juanvaldes 07-19-2003 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The_Dude
firmware?? that's hardware and software but i dont konw if it applies here.
Firmware is already taken.

CSflim 07-19-2003 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juanvaldes
stuff.
My vote goes with "stuff". It is even more all-encompasing than "technology".

The_Dude 07-19-2003 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by luckynumber
UT PWNS


dont hate cuz we da best

goddfather40 07-19-2003 04:18 PM

Firmware isn't really applicable. It is the code that is programmed into a microprocessor. Since someone who writes code for microprocessors deals more with hardware...i.e. resistors and stuff, they are different from regular software programmers.

docbungle 07-19-2003 04:20 PM

Tupperware. Hard, yet oddly flexible.

poof 07-19-2003 08:36 PM

<i>Computer</i>.

Many people tell me they bought a computer. "Great", I tell them. "What did you get?"
They don't frikkin know.

Software, hardware, poof, means nothing.

They have a computer, microwave, cellphone, etc.

Like many people have a car. They don't know what is under the hood. It just has cool "<i>stuff</i>.

It is still just a <i>computer</i> that you never really compute anything with.

charliex 07-20-2003 01:23 AM

its not very interesting but that word would be system

juanvaldes 07-20-2003 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poof
It is still just a <i>computer</i> that you never really compute anything with.
but boy will they tell you how fast it is, and how big it's numbers are! ;)

Mr Scorcex 07-20-2003 07:44 PM

I suggest Jello-ware. Stuck between hard and soft, as plasmas are stuck between liquid and solid.

grumpyolddude 07-20-2003 08:21 PM

How 'bout just a "package?"

Dilbert1234567 07-21-2003 10:40 PM

S**T

macmanmike6100 07-22-2003 07:35 PM

luckynumber has given us "polyware" and I think that this sounds the coolest...so, polyware??

I plan on using this word in my vernacular, so I need some support here! :-)

snoop 07-22-2003 08:05 PM

How's "totalware" ?

Nefir 07-22-2003 08:43 PM

The hard disk. At least thats what a particularly computer-illiterate individual I know tends to refer to it as.

"Can you come and help me install the internet again?"
"Why, whats wrong with what I set up for you before?"
"Oh its broken. I took the wire out of the hard disk, since it looks useless, and it stopped working."
"You did WHAT?! How did you get the case opened anyway?"
"The what? I didn't open nothing! I just disconnected that wire from the hard disk in the back, you know, with the internet inside it?"

......

So in theory, this person could suddenly exclaim "Ah hyuck! I just got me a new hard disk! And it even comes with 50000 hours free! Isn't AOL just thuper?"
Of course I would reply with a swift boot to the groin. At least in theory.

a_divine_martyr 07-22-2003 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nefir
"Can you come and help me install the internet again?"
"Why, whats wrong with what I set up for you before?"
"Oh its broken. I took the wire out of the hard disk, since it looks useless, and it stopped working."
"You did WHAT?! How did you get the case opened anyway?"
"The what? I didn't open nothing! I just disconnected that wire from the hard disk in the back, you know, with the internet inside it?"

That's the best thing I've heard all day.

Maybe call it Haftware.

Ha from hard
Ft from soft.

amge 07-23-2003 08:27 AM

I bought stuff that is already out dated by the time I walked out the store.

cliffxpro 07-23-2003 02:48 PM

I always visit my local computer shops to get me some geekware. However, since I don't actually *buy* software (cough, cough) I don't know if that would count, but it sounds good anyway.

nine 07-24-2003 11:35 AM

Guffware

trialzin 07-24-2003 06:54 PM

goodies

macmanmike6100 07-24-2003 07:44 PM

oh my god; Nefir, that's fscking hilarious!!!! thanks for all the help guys; I feel better, at least, knowing that I wasn't crazy in not being able to think of a globally-accepted word to mean hardware and software

seethreepo 07-26-2003 06:25 PM

gear

07-26-2003 07:33 PM

Gusfraba!

yaycr 07-27-2003 02:55 AM

I bought addiction

yaycr 07-27-2003 02:56 AM

Oh by the way, it (computer shit) cost me about $650 recently, i'll think ill switch over to heroin..

Sion 07-27-2003 08:56 AM

the british have a term they use, "kit", which generally refers to any hardware and the associated software needed to use it.

as in: "What have you got there luv?" "Oh just some kit for the home network."


if we are insisting on going with a ___ware theme, how about:

underware?

glytch 07-27-2003 02:49 PM

manamana....why? who knows.

t3m3st 07-27-2003 04:55 PM

well, when I buy a game, and someone asks "Hey, what you got there", I'll be like "I got game"

and Nefir, I feel your pain... I'm computer guy, so I hafta take care of al my friends tech support needs. What kind of computer do you have," 'IBM, it's the best right? We didn't want to get a clone'

aarchaon 03-17-2004 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goddfather40
Firmware isn't really applicable. It is the code that is programmed into a microprocessor. Since someone who writes code for microprocessors deals more with hardware...i.e. resistors and stuff, they are different from regular software programmers.
I thought firmware was drivers and stuff like that. Correct me if I'm wrong.

losthellhound 03-17-2004 06:10 AM

My vote is for Polyware.. just sounds cool

VF19 03-17-2004 06:47 PM

I call it machinery
like:

dude check out this new machinery I got

bltzkriegmcanon 03-17-2004 06:50 PM

rig or box

As in, check out my rig.

soopafreek 03-17-2004 07:58 PM

"new-fangledware"

the uther day i went out and got sum "new-fangledware".... sheeoooot!

/laugh.

Date the Banana 03-17-2004 08:00 PM

Polyware....
then in true rhyming slang it'll go to dolly ware, dolly parton, parton ware...actually, it makes sense...soft, and big....


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