BigGov

I'm in the market for a (preferably cheap) keyboard. After using the new compact Dell USB ones that come with new Dell computers I was figuring I could get one of those for cheap. The Dell Quietkeys models I remember I could find for $6-8 easy, but the new ones I can't seem to find for sale by a reputable retailer for less than $20 (some were priced low but had a $12 shipping cost), does anyone know where I can find an alternative, or possibly know of another quality keyboard for preferably under $20 with shipping.

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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"