splck

i loath the leafs

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plaino

Tie Domi... the biggest cheap shot artist in the NHL is also the biggest dick, go figure.

Darren Pang... quite possibly the worlds worse announcer. All he does is suck the dick of whichever team is winning. C'mon Pang, ESPN/ABC should be a bit more neutral.

Shaq... just like a great deal of the other players in the NBA, being born a mutant and pushing people around on the floor makes you a good player?? Nah, just lucky you are that big. Gotta love the little guys that tear things up, relying on skill rather than mutant powers like Juggernaut.

LaZy

lakers, mostly shaq
any ump/ref who plays favorites
A-rod is a good player but he should be able to hit 5 home runs a game and pitch a no hitter at the same time for what he gets paid

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Giant Hamburger

These two dudes. Especially their elbows and the inner ear imbalances that cause them to fall down when barely touched.

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Giant Hamburger

I also hate the 1993 Buffalo Bills for their "greatest comeback" in NFL history over my tragic and beloved Houston Oilers. Sure it was Jan. 3 over 10 years ago but I am still mad about. Grrr.

riverbag

Any athlete who makes more than 1 million bucks and then goes on strike at any time for any reason. Screw you guys, I'll watch amateurs, at least they're playing to win, not to make that elusive 10 million dollar endorsement with Wheaties. I hate Greedy people, and athletes stand out more than most.

Oh Yeah Shaq sucks and if Brett Hull never lived in Canada, why did we let him try out, screw him too. Hope you like the silver Brett!!

John_Gault

Bobby Night = Douche Bag

Brent Mussberger = Putz

I also like what sixate says about Walton.

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John_Gault

Also, any Dallas Cowboys fan. They really piss me off.

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queedo

John Madden, he is a blubbering Idiot, that coached a team with awsome players who anybody could have taken to and won more Super Bowls than him!

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BigGov

Aside from Jerry Jones, Steinbrenner, Snyder, etc. The only people that really piss me off are the media. In order to write their story and try to create tension, they very frequently quote people in such a way that makes it look like they're saying something completely different, so a light joke meant in good fun looks like they just called the person a cheap crack whore.

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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"

Doc_34465

Don't hate the Yankees, hate George Steinbrenner. He's turning the wheels. I've been a Yankee fan since birth, and money has always been a factor. But that doesn't change the fact that the Yankees have seen, and won more World Series' than any other team.

But money isn't everything. Look at the D-Rays (Second Fav Team). They don't have a 1/4 of the money NY has, and I think they're awsome.

And, of course, my vote goes to King George himself. And this goes back along way. I've always hated him for what he did to Dave Winfield 15 some years ago, and trading David Wells for Roger Clemons.. What an asshole..

And since WWE has poped up in this thread a few times. I hate Eric Bishoff! I know it's all show.. But I have to throw him in there.

scansinboy

John Madden irritates the ever living piss out of me. I hope he dies in a horrible bus crash accident.

Thank you for listening.

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b1gj0n

John Madden: He has got to be the stupidest commentator in the NFL, yes that's right i think he's even dumber than Theisman. Plus he never shut's up.

agentsmith

shaq

crewsor

THE YANKEES

THE STEELERS

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tangledweb

Don King - One man who represents everything wrong with a corrupt sport.

Randy Cross (former Cowboy) NFL announcer - Mr. Hanky the Christmas poo has more insight than this brainless turd.

Al Davis, Steve Spurrier, Jerry Jones, etc. but MOST OF ALL -

BOBBY COX (Braves Coach and dickless wonder) I could shit in a cup and throw it in the dugout and get the same coaching results as this guy.

Sorry....I kinda lost it for a minute....

hunnychile

Jerry Jones for sure!

and don't forget that nasty ear-bitter; MIKE TYSON - yuck!

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bobw

Shaq
Deion

filtherton

Any NFL commentator.
Most sports fans.
Athletes who thank god for a win, but don't blame god for a loss.

Hrothgar

Alfonso Soriano and not for anything he said but every second of every frame that the camera is on him the man is constantly chewing gum at a mile a minute pace. I guess it annoys me more that pisses me off.

Shaq pisses me off because reporters constantly stick a microphone in his face and the shit that comes out is the most moronic, cliched, trite nonsense imaginable. The fact that he can make fun of Yao Ming and get away with it is bullshit too. If Yao started making ebonic-like sounds, in retribution, you know there would be a manhunt for Yao's head.

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grayman

The NBA: greedy, whiny, showboating thugs.

Deion Sanders, Keyshawn Johnson, Jeremy Shockey, and any other athlete who makes his name with his mouth instead of his game.

The Chicago Cubs: After Mark Grace stayed with a bad, bad team for many, many years instead of going to a contender, they give him the finger and won't offer him a contract. I'm glad he got his ring and I hope the Cubs never win the World Series.

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Dano069

I hate them all. Owners, commissioners, managers, players, they're all to blame for the sad state of professional sports. From all the "poor me" B.S. out of the mouths of owners and players, to the crappy decisions by commissioners and refs, pro sports sucks right now.

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UnseenX

Bill Romanowski. The guy is a menace and should never be allowed on a football field ever again.

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AL9045

Surprised no one said Jeremy Shockey. That retard runs his mouth too much.

MontanaXVI

barry bonds and larry merchant, he just seems to spew ignorant babble most of the time he is speaking

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lions20

Allen Iverson, Randy Moss, Warren Sapp

MontanaXVI

ohh lions i almost forgot about warren sapp, the only thing that man has ever done is hang onto jerry rices face mask till he blew out his knee, not to mention that he wiped out that packer o-lineman last year who had no chance in hell of making a play on the int and ended his season

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djflish

Referees

Fuckin' little hitlers!

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Europes two great narcotics, Alcohol and Christianity.
I know which one I prefer.

Loup

Greatest line I've heard in a long time

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yankeefatboy

Sorry KB but they also develop their own: Derek Jeter, Mariano Rivera, Jorge Posada, Nick Johnson, Bernie Williams, Andy Petitte. And by the way, which team doesn't: Barry Bonds, Jim Edmonds, etc. are not on their original teams to name two. As for Bud Selig, he doesn"t, that's it.

archer2371

Incompetent Owners, Robbie Gordon, Bill Romanowski, the Washington Redskins, Jeremy Shockey, and a few others that I can't think of right now. Oh, and btw, Brett Hull didn't choose to be a part of Team USA, Canada basically said, screw you, we don't want you on our team so Brett left for the United States since his mom was American.

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"This ain't no Ice Cream Social!"

"Hey Grif, Chupathingy...how bout that? I like it...got a ring to it."

"I have no earthly idea what it is I just saw, or what this place is, or where in the hell O'Malley is! My only choice is to blame Grif for coming up with such a flawed plan. Stupid, stupid Grif."

Shpoop

penny hardaway

or should i say anferny

djtestudo

Any one outside the New York metro area who became a Yankees fan starting in 1998. Ultimate bandwagon.

Derek Jeter. He's not the second coming of Mickey Mantle, he's the second coming of Phil Rizzuto (aka unbelievably overhyped).

Geoge Steinbrenner, who cannot keep his trap shut when he should.

Browns fans who cannot for the life of them understand that the city of Cleveland drove Modell out by not giving him a deal like they gave the Indians and even the CAVALIERS.

Chris Rix. He's got less class then the drunks in rightfield at Yankee Stadium, and hurts his team when it counts to boot.

Probably more coming, just needed a warm-up

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--Peter Schmuck, The (Baltimore) Sun

grayman

I almost forgot Emmitt Smith: Disgracing himself to obtain individual glory in a team sport, hurting his team the entire time.

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Kurant

Patrick Ewing
Al Davis
Joe Theisman
Bill Parcells

And the #1 person who pisses me off the most is...

BILL WALTON

jcookc6

Any ex jock on national TV, or in fact anyone who does not actually do play by play on TV. Get a real job, sell cars, insurance or mutual funds.

TonySpilotro

Shannon Sharpe

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BigDonkey2

BARRY BONDS!!!! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!

mml

Right now I'm really hoping God sends down a lightning bolt to fry John Makovic.

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Midlandmadman

I could never stand Doug Gilmore........... It wasn't so much his fault but when he played for Toronto The media talked about him like he was THE HOCKEY GOD!!!! He was good but, not that good.

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