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dunn is juiced :)

i might be jumping into the middle of the steriod era but im going to have to go with Jim thome. The man was a beast and i havent heard him linked to steriod suspicion. Although him doing nothing this year for the phillies isnt hleping that.

Other than him id have to go with Manny. A case can be made for A-rod and Griffey but when i think of "slugger" they dont pop in my mind for some reason.

Nothing could be truer. Dunn is way juiced! I think Giant Hamburger is behind it too. Dunn is loaded up on McDondald's Double QP's with cheese... and that has led to an amazing burst of power -- maybe I'll change my diet and learn to throw left handed.

Come on... *eyes rolling*

I will not be satisfied with baseball until a 450 pound DH rips both its arms out of their sockets punching a 150 mph fastball ball straight back through the pitcher's chest and imbedding it in the head of a fan behind a wall 600' away. The subsequent homerun trot will involve tearing both hamstrings to ragged, bloody shreds that will preternaturally heal completely before the next at bat.

Now that's a game!

Hell yes!!!