Dolphin Fan Pitty Thread

[whiplash13]

Please have pitty for me and pray that we win one game this season. And may Ricky get a bad batch of weed

[Lockjaw]

Yeah I feel your pain man. I was telling a friend of mine Miami just might get the only distintion of having the only team that has two perfect records...a season of all wins and a season of all loses.

Sigh...

But have you heard some of the stupid crap Ricky has said since he's left? His latest line was some rambling about how he doesn't want the money and that it's basically blood money to him and it was the money that made him unhappy(then give the shit away freak!). But then he went on to say that he didn't have the money to pay them back(you smoked up millions of dollars? The combined casts of the Cheech and Chong movies, Half baked and the Friday movies couldn't smoke that much weed much less one man) but he was looking forward to making the money back so he can pay them their cash back...

WTF?!!! Ricky was my favorite but he just might now go down as my most hated athelete ever just ahead of Dennis Rodman and Bill Lambeer.

[spectre]

Don't take this the wrong way, but if I were you, I'd hope to lose as many games as possible. As long as Wannie is in charge, the Dolphins are screwed. I watched as tore apart the Bears a few years back, and I knew he'd screw the Dolphins up when they hired him. As soon as he's gone, things will start getting better for them and you.

[paddyjoe]

Sorry about the way things are playing out for your boys, Whiplash. As a Browns fan I can feel your pain.

I suppose one positive could be some nice juicy draft picks coming your way.

[Baldrick]

Originally Posted by spectre

Don't take this the wrong way, but if I were you, I'd hope to lose as many games as possible. As long as Wannie is in charge, the Dolphins are screwed. I watched as tore apart the Bears a few years back, and I knew he'd screw the Dolphins up when they hired him. As soon as he's gone, things will start getting better for them and you.

I'm a diehard Dolphins fan, and this season is going to be the death of me... They had quite possibly the worst off-season in the history of football, and that was the BEST part of the season thus far!

But I agree spectre. I'm looking forward to Wansted being fired, and getting a solid draft pick for next year. I'm just worried that this horrid season will be blamed on injury and Ricky Williams alone, and numbnuts will keep his job because of that.

[jobu]

originally posted by spectre
Don't take this the wrong way, but if I were you, I'd hope to lose as many games as possible. As long as Wannie is in charge, the Dolphins are screwed. I watched as tore apart the Bears a few years back, and I knew he'd screw the Dolphins up when they hired him. As soon as he's gone, things will start getting better for them and you.

i couldn't of said it any better. how he has managed to stay a head coach in the nfl for this long amazes me.

[wrongfullyaccuzd]

I'm a Bills fan, and as happy as I am about Ricky not being a worry anymore, I feel your pain. What a let down. You have my sincere sympathy. That's no way to spend a season.

[Glory's Sun]

Yeah my dolphins once again are the laughing stock of the league..no thanks to Ricky Williams.. but the problems started well before he came along or should I say went the other way? Wannie SUCKS..plain and simple.. they need to get him out.. NOW

[heccubusiv]

at least the Heat are going to be good, and at least Ricky did not quit later in the season and end your dreams, or as we call it pulling a Scottie Norwood

[Redlemon]

Originally Posted by whiplash13

Please have pitty for me and pray that we win one game this season. And may Ricky get a bad batch of weed

I'll grant you that wish, but not today.

Go Pats! Please, it would be way too embarassing to lose to Miami today...

[jobu]

Has the Wanny watch started yet?

[GeePeeS'r]

As a Bucs fan, I feel your pain. I am sure you guys will win one. The Bucs are still the only team to go winless - except it was only 14 games in a season back then. When we finally won today, everyone was going crazy. Like we won the superbowl again. Sadly, it was only one win.

Good luck to you. Hey, there are still 11 more games to go, right? Odds are you will win at least one!

[Lockjaw]

I dunno about that look at this schedule

Oct. 17 at Buffalo Bills 1:00 p.m. CBS
OCT. 24 ST. LOUIS RAMS 1:00 P.M. FOX
Nov. 1 at New York Jets 9:00 p.m. ABC
NOV. 7 ARIZONA CARDINALS 1:00 P.M. FOX
Nov. 14 Bye Weekend
Nov. 21 at Seattle Seahawks 4:05 p.m. CBS
Nov. 28 at San Francisco 49ers 4:15 p.m. CBS
DEC. 5 BUFFALO BILLS 1:00 P.M. CBS
Dec. 12 at Denver Broncos 4:05 p.m. CBS
DEC. 20 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS 9:00 P.M. ABC
Dec. 26 CLEVELAND BROWNS 8:30 P.M. ESPN
Jan. 2 at Baltimore Ravens 1:00 p.m. CBS

The only teams on there they MIGHT be able to beat will be the Browns or the Cardinals.
God that makes me so depressed...
And just watch...they'll draft some stiff for QB.

[GeePeeS'r]

Originally Posted by Lockjaw

I dunno about that look at this schedule

Nov. 28 at San Francisco 49ers 4:15 p.m. CBS

C'mon now. They should at least have a chance at that one! 9ers just got their first win today too.

[Lockjaw]

But it's going to be a road game and frankly I don't like Miami's chances on the road.

[whiplash13]

Only good things that could come out of this season when its all said and done:

1) Dave "I couldn't coach girls volleyball" Wannstedt gets canned.
2) Good draft pick for a top notch RB or QB.
3) Ricky decides to rejoin Football, Dolphins trade him to Oakland for a 2nd Round pick to get the other from point 2 (Either RB or QB).
4) Boston actually comes back healthy next season. Chambers, Boston and Booker would be a nice receiving trio if they actually had a running game to fear and a qb to throw them the ball instead of throwing it to the other team.

Scary Facts of week 5:

Dolphin QB's have thrown just as many TD's to the other team as they have their own.

[Lockjaw]

If Ricky comes back nobody is going to touch him. For one he's going to be serving a suspension. Secondly he's a known quitter and nobody in their right mind would take him. Three he's expensive as hell and trading him would be damn near impossible.

[Rdr4evr]

I Have Kerry "turnover" Collins on my team.......'nuff said.

[whiplash13]

Originally Posted by Rdr4evr

I Have Kerry "turnover" Collins on my team.......'nuff said.

I would take Kerry over Feebler or Feelme any time.

[Redlemon]

Well, you guys certainly have a defense; you made Brady look pretty bad. I was hoping that the Dolphins would have one more offensive play at the end of the game; we needed to see all-around Wes Welker as the 3rd quarterback!

[Jadedfox]

Originally Posted by spectre

Don't take this the wrong way, but if I were you, I'd hope to lose as many games as possible. As long as Wannie is in charge, the Dolphins are screwed. I watched as tore apart the Bears a few years back, and I knew he'd screw the Dolphins up when they hired him. As soon as he's gone, things will start getting better for them and you.

Hell yes. Sorry but in Wannyland this is the crap you get. The man has no business coaching in the NFL.

--jaded

[magnum_xxxl]

I'll want to give you dolphins fans some credit. My Father-in-law is a die hard dolphins fan, & because they aren't do well this year he has completely turned his back to football. It's pathetic, I'm a Cowboys fan & I stayed true thru the Campo seasons.

Stay true to your Dolphins, they will turn it around in a couple of seasons.

[Glory's Sun]

we have the receivers..we just need a good O line. I mean if we had a decent O line Fiedler would be doing better. Look at last season. The O line was considerably better (granted we had a running game so that helped) and fiedler didn't to terribly. I think we need to get rid of Wannie, then start on the O line and get a decent consistent RB. If they do go with a QB first they better not pick that lame ass Chris Rix of Florida State. ( yes I'm an FSU fan and I HATE Chris Rix)

[whiplash13]

Originally Posted by magnum_xxxl

I'll want to give you dolphins fans some credit. My Father-in-law is a die hard dolphins fan, & because they aren't do well this year he has completely turned his back to football. It's pathetic, I'm a Cowboys fan & I stayed true thru the Campo seasons.

Stay true to your Dolphins, they will turn it around in a couple of seasons.

Actually I have been a Cowboy fan longer than a Dolphin fan. Only started watching the Fins after they drafted Marino in 83. I had followed his college career and actually seen him play so it was only natural for me to follow his pro career. I have been true to them and continued to follow them even without Marino. And I will continue to stick by them win or lose just as I have with the Cowboys. This year with the Fins cant be much worse than the 1-15 season I suffered through with them so oh well.

[Lockjaw]

I'll stick with my Phins but having grown up in a house with a borderline psycho Cowboy fan that just acted like a complete ass half the time when the Cowboys lost I chose not to punish myself by watching a bad team.

I remember like 4 years ago when I was just so freakin sure the Phins where for real and then they got bounced in the playoff unceremoneously and that entire night I couldn't sleep I was that pissed off. At about 4 am I was like..."I'm a grown man pissed off over a game I don't play or get paid for watching...why am I letting myself be so depressed?" Ever since then...if any of my teams piss me off...click goes the TV and I'm done until the next time. My friends say I'm a sore loser and a bad fan but I figure better to turn your back on something needlessly pissing you off than getting ill over it.

[whiplash13]

No matter how bad my Dolphins do they are still better than my baseball team, The Mets.

[Mondak]

They are going to finally fix the QB situation this week. Sage Rosenfels is the answer. He is a winner and there is a lot to that. Everyone has always underestimated him and he always proves them wrong. You can't judge talent with a stopwatch. He has a good head and a good enough arm to get the job done.

Just don't let that pot-head back on your team. He wants to come back now that he knows he would have to pay the money back. He would just mail it in and be a warm body.

[tom12]

haha i'm so sorry i really dont know if they can win a game this year, maybe they'll get lucky though

[stevo]

bears fans still laugh at us for hiring wannie. he needs to go, he's needed to go for years now. At least on the plus side, I don't have to watch football on sundays anymore, I can jsut go fishing. fine with me.

[lost22coast]

go dolphins. they have the defense to stay in every game. they really haven't lost by large margins except to the titans. if they don't win 4 games i would be surprised. ironically, i bet they have a great december they never had when they have winning teams. there is so much instability on the line, running back, receiver, everything having to do w/ the offense. you can't put it all on wannstedt. although i really don't think he inspires greatness in his player's. he doesn't have the confidence look that all the great coaches seem to have. he doesn't seem to have a group of guys that rally around him at all. rick spielman also will shoulder the blame(what's up w/ the hair rick). go back to defensive coordinator dave and get out of the ringer. on a positve note, you got to love marty booker. blue collar player w/ soft hands. and we finally get some high draft picks. i don't think dolphins have had top 10 draft pick since the ice ages. build that line.

[yoyoyobro]

Anybody ahve an idea of what the Dolphins could gey for ricky?