05-28-2004, 11:09 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Player Nicknames - best and worst
Ok, I just read a little bit on the board regarding Andrei Kirilenko's nickname: AK47 - and I agree that this is one of the better nicknames in the game because his initials are AK, he wears #47 and he is from Russia. If only he were a better shooter...
So I got to thinking, what other nicknames are out there that are either really good or really bad? Don't just LIST them off, ok? Tell us why. Two nicknames of former Clippers that I picked up from Ralph Lawler's commentary are fairly amusing to me. Eric Piatkowski is The Polish Rifle. It's a rather good nickname considering he's a dead eye shooter and his name is obviously polish. Darius Miles is Sky Miles. This is so bad, I laugh right after I call him it. This of course takes a page from when he and Quentin Richardson were the best pair in the league for alley-oops. Likening it to a frequent flyer program just magnetizes the palm to the forehead.
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05-28-2004, 11:47 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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Great nicknames just happen, they can't be thought out (and you can't give them to yourself). I also think that the nicknames from the past ring clearer than some of the current ones, because the ones you remember are generally from good athletes. Allen "The Answer" Iverson will never reach the level of George "The Iceman" Gervin.
Some of my alltime favorites: Sweetness - Walter Payton Chocolate Thunder - Daryl Dawkins (76ers) Dr. J - Julius Erving Magic - Earvin Johnson The Snake - Ken Stabler (he came before Jake) Pudge - Ivan Rodriguez Of the list could go on forever.
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05-28-2004, 12:31 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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The simplicity and force of A-Rod is a great testament to nicknames. It just carries weight with it, which is what a good nick should do.
Can we please make a request to this post that no "Chris Berman" nicknames be included?
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05-28-2004, 12:35 PM | #4 (permalink) |
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Remember Carlton Fisk was the original Pudge.
My favorite is a former Orioles pitcher named Don Stanhouse; actually two favorites. He was an eccentric pitcher, so he was known as "Stan the Man Unusual". Also, he had a tendency to go to full counts and walk the bases loaded before getting out of a jam. Earl Weaver called him "Full Pack", because that's what he'd smoke in the dugout tunnel since he couldn't bear to watch him pitch. Another one was Dick Stuart, a firstbaseman who was such a bad fielder he was called "Dr. Strangeglove".
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05-28-2004, 12:38 PM | #5 (permalink) | |
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Not even Jarome "He shoots, he scores, he shoots, he scores" Iginla; or Martan St. Louis (Louie, OOOOO-ooooo...)
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05-28-2004, 03:22 PM | #9 (permalink) |
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Dick "Night Train" Lane
"Stormin'" Norman Cash "Paw Paw" Charlie Maxwell
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05-28-2004, 03:49 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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NBA - Detroit Pistons
Chauncy Billups - Mr. BigShot (Huge 3-point shooter, wins games at the buzzer) The Defense - Department of Defense (Best Defensive team since '90 Pistons) Ben Wallace - The Beast (Physique of Atlas, doesn't take a possesion off, all over the court, mad blocker) Corliss Williamson - Big Nasty (Broke a guys neck in a game once) Kirilenko's is pretty cool too... Last edited by powerclown; 05-28-2004 at 03:53 PM.. |
05-28-2004, 05:44 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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Bill "The Space Man" Lee - A Red Sox pitcher from the '70's & '80's
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05-28-2004, 11:36 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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Sweetness is definitely my favorite sports nickname ever.
I also like Curtis "Cujo" Joseph, even though its pretty simple.
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05-31-2004, 01:32 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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One of my favorite defensemen ever, Jeff Beukeboom. Whenever he had the puck the whole garden would yell "BEEUUUKEEE!!" Which, to the untrained ear sounded like booooo...
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05-31-2004, 08:04 PM | #25 (permalink) |
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I'm a packer fan, so this is easy, I loved the Gilbert Brown nickname "Gravedigga" He was a great big noseguard, and when he busted through the line and sacked the QB or took down the RB he would get all hyper with his 350lbs and act like he was diggin a grave!!!
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05-31-2004, 09:25 PM | #26 (permalink) | |
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Mine? "Diesel" -- John Riggins - he ran like it too - once he got up a full head of steam - watch out! EDIT: I removed Gehrig, Clemens and Randy Johnson since they were already covered. I wish I was known as the big unit though. . . I do have a friend that a lot of girls call "Tripod"
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06-01-2004, 08:21 AM | #30 (permalink) |
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William "the Refridgerator" Perry - aka the Fridge.
Rich "Goose" Gossage David Wells "Boomer" Speaking of Boomer - -there's always Boomer Esiason of the Jets..
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06-02-2004, 01:28 AM | #33 (permalink) |
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This hockey player is beyond random and is in the minor leagues now but I have his autograph hanging above my bed, so I guess I need pay homage to this king of mediocrity. 6 years back, the Blues had a guy named Jim Campbell, but his nickname was Soupy. How great is that...
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06-02-2004, 05:59 AM | #37 (permalink) |
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06-02-2004, 06:47 AM | #38 (permalink) |
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around these parts we refer to the above jerk as "the poodle"
Bernie "Boom Boom" Geoffrion - shoot BOOM - score BOOM go to a bar around these parts and order a Larry Bird - you'll get a Rolling Rock - green and 33 Jack "Hacksaw" Reynolds cuz he cut a jeep in half following a loss to mississippi "Deacon" Jones - claaaaasic Ted "Mad Stork" Hendricks Elroy "Crazy Legs" Hirsch last and certainly not least... William "The Refrigerator" Perry Last edited by Hanxter; 06-02-2004 at 07:01 AM.. |
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