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almostaugust · 08-05-2003, 03:47 AM

How long do you seriously reckon you would last? I personally dont think i would last 10 seconds without being knocked out.

phredgreen · 08-05-2003, 03:54 AM

*moved to sports forum*

i'd punch him once then run away like a little girl.

Peetster · 08-05-2003, 04:01 AM

He is insane.

He would eat my ear.

I would die.

JoeyB · 08-05-2003, 04:33 AM

If I'm allowed to leave the ring and run around the arena, screaming like a little girl.......at least 10 minutes.

If I have to stay in the ring---about 2 seconds.

gov135 · 08-05-2003, 05:02 AM

I'd last longer then the rest of you - only because I'd keep my hands up and wouldn't even attempt to hit him.

stinkynutz · 08-05-2003, 05:31 AM

i'd just shoot him a few times, then run....then shoot him some more

tj2001cobra · 08-05-2003, 05:59 AM

I would be so petrified to fight him I would probably faint and fall out of the ring.

homerhop · 08-05-2003, 09:17 AM

no man is harder than an iron bar

reconmike · 08-05-2003, 09:34 AM

I would try the old look up there trick, then kick him in the johnson.

If that didnt work I would take a poke at him, at least it would say on my tomb stone "he took a poke at tyson"

striderkevin · 08-05-2003, 10:35 AM

I kinda want to keep my ears, so I would bow out before it even began.

Hrothgar · 08-05-2003, 10:53 AM

When the bell rings and we touch gloves I would take a dive, get counted out, and go to the locker area to pick up my check.

mortius · 08-05-2003, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by homerhop
no man is harder than an iron bar

This is very true, but if you missed or hit him somewhere that isn't a head shot, your done.

I would last about as long as it would take me to hit the ground after his first punch. Perhaps quicker, depends on if someone has ever died from shitting themself.

almostaugust · 08-06-2003, 06:33 AM

Seriously, he is such a feral dude he could rape, kill and eat almost any human on this planet (man or woman). I am very scared of him.

iceman2032 · 08-06-2003, 08:34 AM

I might not be able to beat him, but I think King Hippo could kick his ass

grayman · 08-06-2003, 09:23 AM

Just think of the cool motorized wheelchair you could buy with your pay from this fight. You could probably get the same model as Stephen Hawking, you know, the one that talks for you.

agentsmith · 08-06-2003, 09:35 AM

4 seconds

........but he would be the one knocked out.

heh, sike

BigGov · 08-06-2003, 10:01 AM

In a boxing match, 15 seconds. I'd dodge the first few, try to throw one counter punch and get my head knocked clean off.

In a street fight I'd probably win. Kick him in the balls and beat him with the old school board-with-a-nail-in-it.

cheesemoney · 08-06-2003, 02:20 PM

Jimmy... he is a better street fighter than boxer.
His buddies are Tito Ortiz and those badd assed mofo's that would also kick your ass for breakfast. Tyson attends all the UFC's, grew up on the streets, and is anything but clueless about the ground 'n pound, submission style, and can out street cheap-shot the best of em.
He's a scary beast.
I'd love to see Tyson lewis in the UFC....
Actually, I'm over tyson...
But I'd love to see him move into the UFC against some street brawlin types, not some crazy Minotauro Noguera Crosstrained BJJ/submission/mui-thai guy that would kick his ass.
Wait, that'd be interesting too.
Cheese

sadatx · 08-06-2003, 03:04 PM

In that movie "Black and White" Robert Downey Jr. gets slapped by Tyson. I mean Tyson slaps him for real no acting. Now even though it's only a slap Downey described it as probably what a full on all out punch would feel like from a normal person.

So basically if Tyson actually laid one on you (he's been know to throw his elbow also) you'd be out cold before you knew anything happened. That is if you're lucky. If you're not he'd probably kill you.

BadForm · 08-06-2003, 03:56 PM

If I was still alive I would consider myself very lucky.

bobw · 08-06-2003, 07:44 PM

Tyson would get destroyed in UFC

Zesty · 08-07-2003, 05:56 AM

2 rounds, then i'd get knocked out

mortius · 08-07-2003, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zesty
2 rounds, then i'd get knocked out

Lol, 2 rounds of running by chance?

Feed him to the pigs.

iceman2032 · 08-07-2003, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bobw
Tyson would get destroyed in UFC

He'd bite off someones ear.

bender · 08-07-2003, 08:05 AM

4 seconds.

BadForm · 08-07-2003, 12:40 PM

I knew that I had seen this before

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=18586

edited because I can't type

cetacean · 08-07-2003, 02:35 PM

I'd give him a twenty to take a dive. He just filed for bankruptcy.

Blu2e354 · 08-07-2003, 06:41 PM

Tyson could take tank, I'd proabably piss my pants and hope he didn't want to touch me

Plan9Senior · 08-07-2003, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bobw
Tyson would get destroyed in UFC

On the other hand, you could also say that anybody in the UFC would be destroyed in a Heavy Weight Boxing match. I find it silly when people compare apples to oranges.

^dude · 08-08-2003, 05:16 AM

one hook, and i'd be out.

queedo · 08-10-2003, 05:55 AM

I don't care if he breaks my jaw, I would fight him as long as I got a million for it.

jhericurl21 · 08-10-2003, 10:50 PM

Tyson has a hard muthafucking punch, 1 clean shot w/ those type of gloves in UFC or Pride, and his opponent would be out

s8ins child · 08-11-2003, 07:05 AM

Id just call me old matey Lenox Lewis and hide behind him and hurl abuse at tyson. Then i would take a wee sly dig and hide again!

zubrei · 08-14-2003, 02:05 PM

One jab and I'd be in hospital. It's really hard to judge how hard these guys can hit, but trust me they all hit harder than you could ever imagine.

harx3 · 08-14-2003, 06:33 PM

Its a tough choice between tyson and UFC fighters...

crewsor · 08-16-2003, 09:00 PM

I would kick his punk ass. *Looks over shoulder, just to be sure*

Mr. Spacemonkey · 08-16-2003, 09:02 PM

I'm thinking i would last around 5 or 10 minutes . . .

Oh did i say minutes, i mean seconds.

more fire · 08-17-2003, 06:48 AM

5 seconds, max.

bparker805 · 08-17-2003, 11:55 AM

Its no doubt that Tyson would chew me up like a Holyfield appetizer. I'm just trying to figure out if I would deficate myself before or after Iron Mike knocked me silly into the middle of nest week.

crow_daw · 08-17-2003, 03:15 PM

This is one of the easiest questions I've ever fielded.

Five seconds, tops.

That man is effing crazy.

08-05-2003, 03:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
almostaugust Junkie Location: Oz	you vs Tyson How long do you seriously reckon you would last? I personally dont think i would last 10 seconds without being knocked out.

08-05-2003, 03:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
phredgreen who? Location: the phoenix metro	moved to sports forum i'd punch him once then run away like a little girl. __________________ My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine

08-05-2003, 04:33 AM	#4 (permalink)
JoeyB feeling tingly	If I'm allowed to leave the ring and run around the arena, screaming like a little girl.......at least 10 minutes. If I have to stay in the ring---about 2 seconds. __________________ My mom is a Diamondbacks fan. She really likes the Big Unit

08-05-2003, 09:17 AM	#8 (permalink)
homerhop Insane Location: ÉIRE	no man is harder than an iron bar __________________ its evolution baby

08-05-2003, 09:34 AM	#9 (permalink)
reconmike Thank You Jesus Location: Twilight Zone	I would try the old look up there trick, then kick him in the johnson. If that didnt work I would take a poke at him, at least it would say on my tomb stone "he took a poke at tyson" __________________ Where is Darwin when ya need him?

08-05-2003, 04:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	He is insane. He would eat my ear. I would die.

08-05-2003, 05:02 AM	#5 (permalink)
gov135 Junkie Location: Midwest	I'd last longer then the rest of you - only because I'd keep my hands up and wouldn't even attempt to hit him.

08-05-2003, 05:31 AM	#6 (permalink)
stinkynutz Insane	i'd just shoot him a few times, then run....then shoot him some more

08-05-2003, 05:59 AM	#7 (permalink)
tj2001cobra Insane Location: Austin, Texas .. Y'all	I would be so petrified to fight him I would probably faint and fall out of the ring.

08-05-2003, 10:35 AM	#10 (permalink)
striderkevin Crazy Location: Can't tell you, then I'd have to kill you.	I kinda want to keep my ears, so I would bow out before it even began. __________________ "A false life is equal to death. Be your true self" -Strider Hiryu

08-05-2003, 10:53 AM	#11 (permalink)
Hrothgar He's My Girl Location: The Champagne Douche	When the bell rings and we touch gloves I would take a dive, get counted out, and go to the locker area to pick up my check. __________________ The fortunes of war favored Hrothgar.

08-06-2003, 06:33 AM	#13 (permalink)
almostaugust Junkie Location: Oz	a bad bad mother Seriously, he is such a feral dude he could rape, kill and eat almost any human on this planet (man or woman). I am very scared of him.

08-06-2003, 08:34 AM	#14 (permalink)
iceman2032 Crazy	I might not be able to beat him, but I think King Hippo could kick his ass

08-06-2003, 09:23 AM	#15 (permalink)
grayman you can't see me Location: Illinois	Just think of the cool motorized wheelchair you could buy with your pay from this fight. You could probably get the same model as Stephen Hawking, you know, the one that talks for you. __________________ That's right - I'm a guy in a suit eating a Blizzard. F U.

08-06-2003, 09:35 AM	#16 (permalink)
agentsmith Crazy	4 seconds ........but he would be the one knocked out. heh, sike

08-07-2003, 08:05 AM	#25 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	4 seconds. Last edited by bender; 10-20-2003 at 09:46 AM..

08-06-2003, 10:01 AM	#17 (permalink)
BigGov WoW or Class... Location: UWW	In a boxing match, 15 seconds. I'd dodge the first few, try to throw one counter punch and get my head knocked clean off. In a street fight I'd probably win. Kick him in the balls and beat him with the old school board-with-a-nail-in-it. __________________ One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"

08-06-2003, 02:20 PM	#18 (permalink)
cheesemoney Loser Location: Paradise	Jimmy... he is a better street fighter than boxer. His buddies are Tito Ortiz and those badd assed mofo's that would also kick your ass for breakfast. Tyson attends all the UFC's, grew up on the streets, and is anything but clueless about the ground 'n pound, submission style, and can out street cheap-shot the best of em. He's a scary beast. I'd love to see Tyson lewis in the UFC.... Actually, I'm over tyson... But I'd love to see him move into the UFC against some street brawlin types, not some crazy Minotauro Noguera Crosstrained BJJ/submission/mui-thai guy that would kick his ass. Wait, that'd be interesting too. Cheese

08-06-2003, 03:04 PM	#19 (permalink)
sadatx Psycho	In that movie "Black and White" Robert Downey Jr. gets slapped by Tyson. I mean Tyson slaps him for real no acting. Now even though it's only a slap Downey described it as probably what a full on all out punch would feel like from a normal person. So basically if Tyson actually laid one on you (he's been know to throw his elbow also) you'd be out cold before you knew anything happened. That is if you're lucky. If you're not he'd probably kill you.

08-06-2003, 03:56 PM	#20 (permalink)
BadForm Crazy Location: In an office with no windows	If I was still alive I would consider myself very lucky.

08-06-2003, 07:44 PM	#21 (permalink)
bobw Psycho Location: somewhere....	Tyson would get destroyed in UFC

08-07-2003, 05:56 AM	#22 (permalink)
Zesty Psycho	2 rounds, then i'd get knocked out

08-07-2003, 12:40 PM	#26 (permalink)
BadForm Crazy Location: In an office with no windows	I knew that I had seen this before http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=18586 edited because I can't type

08-07-2003, 02:35 PM	#27 (permalink)
cetacean Insane Location: New York, NY	I'd give him a twenty to take a dive. He just filed for bankruptcy.

08-07-2003, 06:41 PM	#28 (permalink)
Blu2e354 Crazy Location: Illinois	Tyson could take tank, I'd proabably piss my pants and hope he didn't want to touch me

08-08-2003, 05:16 AM	#30 (permalink)
^dude Insane	one hook, and i'd be out.

08-10-2003, 05:55 AM	#31 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	I don't care if he breaks my jaw, I would fight him as long as I got a million for it. __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

08-10-2003, 10:50 PM	#32 (permalink)
jhericurl21 Banned	Tyson has a hard muthafucking punch, 1 clean shot w/ those type of gloves in UFC or Pride, and his opponent would be out

08-11-2003, 07:05 AM	#33 (permalink)
s8ins child Tilted	Id just call me old matey Lenox Lewis and hide behind him and hurl abuse at tyson. Then i would take a wee sly dig and hide again!

08-14-2003, 02:05 PM	#34 (permalink)
zubrei Tilted Location: England Home of RWC Champions	One jab and I'd be in hospital. It's really hard to judge how hard these guys can hit, but trust me they all hit harder than you could ever imagine.

08-14-2003, 06:33 PM	#35 (permalink)
harx3 Upright	Its a tough choice between tyson and UFC fighters...

08-16-2003, 09:00 PM	#36 (permalink)
crewsor Women want me. Men fear me. Location: Maryland,USA	I would kick his punk ass. Looks over shoulder, just to be sure __________________ We all have wings, some of us just don't know why.

08-16-2003, 09:02 PM	#37 (permalink)
Mr. Spacemonkey Wake up Location: Nowhere special	I'm thinking i would last around 5 or 10 minutes . . . Oh did i say minutes, i mean seconds. __________________ "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." -- Donnie Darko

08-17-2003, 06:48 AM	#38 (permalink)
more fire Psycho Location: London	5 seconds, max.

08-17-2003, 11:55 AM	#39 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Its no doubt that Tyson would chew me up like a Holyfield appetizer. I'm just trying to figure out if I would deficate myself before or after Iron Mike knocked me silly into the middle of nest week.

08-17-2003, 03:15 PM	#40 (permalink)
crow_daw Idolator Location: Vol Country	This is one of the easiest questions I've ever fielded. Five seconds, tops. That man is effing crazy. __________________ "We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons