you vs Tyson
 

How long do you seriously reckon you would last? I personally dont think i would last 10 seconds without being knocked out.

*moved to sports forum*


i'd punch him once then run away like a little girl.

He is insane.

He would eat my ear.

I would die.

If I'm allowed to leave the ring and run around the arena, screaming like a little girl.......at least 10 minutes.

If I have to stay in the ring---about 2 seconds.

I'd last longer then the rest of you - only because I'd keep my hands up and wouldn't even attempt to hit him.

i'd just shoot him a few times, then run....then shoot him some more

I would be so petrified to fight him I would probably faint and fall out of the ring.

no man is harder than an iron bar ;)

I would try the old look up there trick, then kick him in the johnson.

If that didnt work I would take a poke at him, at least it would say on my tomb stone "he took a poke at tyson"

I kinda want to keep my ears, so I would bow out before it even began.

When the bell rings and we touch gloves I would take a dive, get counted out, and go to the locker area to pick up my check.

This is very true, but if you missed or hit him somewhere that isn't a head shot, your done.

I would last about as long as it would take me to hit the ground after his first punch. Perhaps quicker, depends on if someone has ever died from shitting themself.

a bad bad mother
 

Seriously, he is such a feral dude he could rape, kill and eat almost any human on this planet (man or woman). I am very scared of him.

I might not be able to beat him, but I think King Hippo could kick his ass :)

Just think of the cool motorized wheelchair you could buy with your pay from this fight. You could probably get the same model as Stephen Hawking, you know, the one that talks for you.

4 seconds

........but he would be the one knocked out.


heh, sike

In a boxing match, 15 seconds. I'd dodge the first few, try to throw one counter punch and get my head knocked clean off.

In a street fight I'd probably win. Kick him in the balls and beat him with the old school board-with-a-nail-in-it.

Jimmy... he is a better street fighter than boxer.
His buddies are Tito Ortiz and those badd assed mofo's that would also kick your ass for breakfast. Tyson attends all the UFC's, grew up on the streets, and is anything but clueless about the ground 'n pound, submission style, and can out street cheap-shot the best of em.
He's a scary beast.
I'd love to see Tyson lewis in the UFC....
Actually, I'm over tyson...
But I'd love to see him move into the UFC against some street brawlin types, not some crazy Minotauro Noguera Crosstrained BJJ/submission/mui-thai guy that would kick his ass.
Wait, that'd be interesting too.
Cheese

In that movie "Black and White" Robert Downey Jr. gets slapped by Tyson. I mean Tyson slaps him for real no acting. Now even though it's only a slap Downey described it as probably what a full on all out punch would feel like from a normal person.

So basically if Tyson actually laid one on you (he's been know to throw his elbow also) you'd be out cold before you knew anything happened. That is if you're lucky. If you're not he'd probably kill you.

If I was still alive I would consider myself very lucky.

Tyson would get destroyed in UFC

2 rounds, then i'd get knocked out

Lol, 2 rounds of running by chance?

Feed him to the pigs.

He'd bite off someones ear.

4 seconds.

I knew that I had seen this before

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=18586

edited because I can't type

I'd give him a twenty to take a dive. He just filed for bankruptcy.

Tyson could take tank, I'd proabably piss my pants and hope he didn't want to touch me

On the other hand, you could also say that anybody in the UFC would be destroyed in a Heavy Weight Boxing match. I find it silly when people compare apples to oranges.

one hook, and i'd be out.

I don't care if he breaks my jaw, I would fight him as long as I got a million for it.

Tyson has a hard muthafucking punch, 1 clean shot w/ those type of gloves in UFC or Pride, and his opponent would be out

Id just call me old matey Lenox Lewis and hide behind him and hurl abuse at tyson. Then i would take a wee sly dig and hide again!

One jab and I'd be in hospital. It's really hard to judge how hard these guys can hit, but trust me they all hit harder than you could ever imagine.

Its a tough choice between tyson and UFC fighters...

I would kick his punk ass. *Looks over shoulder, just to be sure*

I'm thinking i would last around 5 or 10 minutes . . .

Oh did i say minutes, i mean seconds.

5 seconds, max.

Its no doubt that Tyson would chew me up like a Holyfield appetizer. I'm just trying to figure out if I would deficate myself before or after Iron Mike knocked me silly into the middle of nest week.

This is one of the easiest questions I've ever fielded.

Five seconds, tops.

That man is effing crazy.