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Old 03-28-2008, 08:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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"Seattle cook accused of spitting on Steeler fan's burger"

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PORT ORCHARD, Wash. -- A fast-food cook and Seattle Seahawks fan has been accused of spitting on a hamburger ordered by a man wearing Pittsburgh Steelers attire.

Kitsap County sheriff's deputies say the 37-year-old customer was with his daughters at the Port Orchard-area eatery on Saturday. He reportedly traded remarks with an employee about Super Bowl XL in which the Seahawks lost to the Steelers...
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A Seahawks fan in Port Orchard, Washington has been accused of spitting on the hamburger of a Steelers fan.

We’re not positive as to the proper spelling of this, but we think it’s: “Bwahahahahaha.”...
I know I'm supposed to comment on the article, but honestly, there are no words for the amount of pure joy I feel.

The Steelers fans hanging around might have a different opinion, though
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Old 03-29-2008, 02:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Uhh no, you don't spit in people's food. Period.

And I'm a Seahawks fan.
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Old 03-29-2008, 07:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm always so surprised about how absurd people are about their sports teams, until I'm in their position and I act like an asshole. Sports are sacred. Go spit cook.
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Old 03-29-2008, 07:57 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I might put a few jalapeños in in burger going to a Pats coach.
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Old 03-29-2008, 09:11 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I might put a few jalapeños in in burger going to a Pats coach.
For the record, cheddar jalapeño burgers are to die for.

* * * * *

And spitting on others' food is never cool.
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Old 03-29-2008, 09:24 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Yeah unless it's Bush it's never cool to spit in food.
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Old 03-29-2008, 07:55 PM   #7 (permalink)
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the. the only time i want to hear about food spitting is

A) Bush (like will stated)

B) Hitlers clone

or C) they order it with spit. (ive heard stranger, like extra pickles)
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Old 03-30-2008, 07:22 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I don't think it is okay to spit in a person's food. However...

The Steelers fan needs to use some logic. Sure it is a free country and he can wear whatever he wants and say almost anything he wants. He set himself up for something to happen by being in Seattle wearing a Steelers jersey and brining up a game in which the Seahawks were robbed by the referees. I'm surprised it was just some saliva.
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Old 03-31-2008, 11:47 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Well, I dont condone it... but the guy is pretty naive (sic) if this is a serious rivalry.

if I went out drinking in Ipswich town wearing a Norwich City top I would expect to be beaten up. Does that make violence ok - no of course not: but it would also be pretty stupid of me to place myself in that situation.

And the cook would have been better off just refusing to serve the guy to be honest.
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Old 03-31-2008, 12:24 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Seriously, this passes for rivalry in either Seattle or Pittsburgh? Christ, if I go into a restaurant on a non-game day wearing my Tennessee regalia in Georgia, Florida or Alabama (not to mention any other SEC school), I EXPECT to have a loogie in my food. I'd be ok on game day because we'd be considered invited guests, but if I walked into a restaurant with my orange shirt, hat and boots (if I were dressed up, that is), then I'm just inviting trouble.

I know people in Alabama that will take metamucil (sp?) before the drive north just so they can shit in Tennessee twice. I've read a story about two Alabama fans that missed their daughter's wedding because it was during the Alabama/Auburn game (which wasn't played for about 60 years by order of the governor because of fan violence). I won't wear a visor when I play golf because I hate Steve Spurrier that much.

Yeah, the Seattle fan/cook is getting what he deserves by getting arrested, but otherwise, this is just amateur hour. Once again, the pro game is a pale comparision to the college game. Pig, you paying attention? I expect some sort of 'Cock story - perhaps about losing bowl eligibility?
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