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Old 12-26-2005, 11:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Couples & Lapdances?

I just had a blurb of curiousity - for those of you men who are in a relationship, does she ever give you lapdances? Discuss freely
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Old 12-27-2005, 01:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Lot's of folks will probably hate me for this - but my wife not only gives me a lapdance and a show once in a while, she also enjoys someone else giving me one sometimes when we're out. We've always been very open and honest with eachother and it seems that its almost a kind of turn on for her to see some other scantily clad girls dancing around me and giving me attention.

I know, I know...I don't deserve her.
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Old 12-27-2005, 01:16 AM   #3 (permalink)
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one of my ex girlfriends stripped and gave me lapdances... that was great.
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Old 12-27-2005, 01:39 AM   #4 (permalink)
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My girlfriend sometimes strips for me when the mood is right. We don't have a large selection of music, but we try. She and I go out all the time to the shoe-show; we both encourage each other to tip and get lap dances.

She is the greatest! =)
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Old 12-27-2005, 03:09 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I dated a ex-stripper for a while and I must say that lap dances are awesome. Well, awesome when they are free... I haven't ever been in a strip club.

Oh, and as a side note - don't ever go out with a (ex)stripper. 99.9999% of them have drug problems.
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Old 12-27-2005, 03:43 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 12-27-2005, 04:22 AM   #7 (permalink)
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no - but your idea interests me....

/me goes off to find music and girlfriend in the bedroom....
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Old 12-27-2005, 07:48 AM   #8 (permalink)
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A girl I wasn't even dating said she'd perform a lap dance for me.

I never held her to her word.
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Old 12-27-2005, 02:12 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Wow, interesting responses!
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Old 12-27-2005, 02:24 PM   #10 (permalink)
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While not in response to the particular query in the OP, I thought some might fight this interesting.

If you can get your date to go to a strip club, the dancers will sometimes give the female patrons a free lap dance. And allow me, uh, them, to put their hands in a place the fellas would get thrown out for.

I haven't been to a strip club in years though, not since I found that the private kind, both giving and recieving, is a lot more fun than recieving one from some strange girl in a bar.

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Old 12-27-2005, 05:47 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I give Martel some sometimes. I'd like to get Carmen Electra's video on how to do the perfect lapdance sometime! I've found since doing her aerobic striptease workout that there's a LOT more to stripping and making it look sexy than I ever thought about!
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Old 12-27-2005, 06:28 PM   #12 (permalink)
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You know where my mind is when I thought the topic would be about couples going to a strip club to get a lap dance from another woman.
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Old 12-27-2005, 06:33 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 12-27-2005, 09:05 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I'm too self conscious to give Simon a strip tease, never mind a lap dance.

Hopefully we'll go try out the strip club thing sometime and see how that goes.
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Old 12-27-2005, 10:13 PM   #15 (permalink)
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You know where my mind is when I thought the topic would be about couples going to a strip club to get a lap dance from another woman.
Yeah, that's what I thought it was too. In fact, I was all ready to post about the time onodrim and I went to a strip club and got a private lapdance together. Alas, that's not what this thread is about! But no, I can't recall onodrim ever giving me a lapdance.
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Old 12-28-2005, 05:52 AM   #16 (permalink)
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My wife has never given me a lapdance....

does very much enjoys going to the strip club and watching me get one. She generally picks out the girl for me.

She also LOVES to get her own lapdances.

And yes, the females get touched and get to touch on a level that would get a guy thrown out on his head.
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Old 12-28-2005, 07:19 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I sure wouldn't mind doing it, but I have to confess I'm not exactly, 100% sure what it's about! Although I'm sure I could guess well.
I've brought up the option of going to a place together and me getting him one and watching, which I wouldn't mind in the least and would give me some ideas, but I get the feeling that he doesn't want to do that.

Maybe I should look into that Carmen Electra vid.

*edited to add: Okies, just ordered the dvd, will give you all an update on it when I get a chance. *
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Old 12-28-2005, 07:48 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I don't know if I could keep my hands off her long enough for anything to turn into a lapdance.... I think once she starts taking clothes off it always escalates too quickly to "other things"
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Old 12-28-2005, 08:17 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I don't know if I could keep my hands off her long enough for anything to turn into a lapdance.... I think once she starts taking clothes off it always escalates too quickly to "other things"
That is also a problem, but it's a great problem to have.
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Old 12-28-2005, 08:58 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I don't know if I could keep my hands off her long enough for anything to turn into a lapdance.... I think once she starts taking clothes off it always escalates too quickly to "other things"
Try rope or handcufs
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Old 12-28-2005, 11:22 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Try rope or handcufs
That would be up to her prior to beginning the experience... although can't say i'd mind.
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Old 12-28-2005, 02:19 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Try rope or handcufs
Quite useful in any situation where one person wants to tease the other unmolested, so to speak.

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Old 12-28-2005, 02:52 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I would definitely have to tie my SO down to give him a lapdance. I've tried stripping for him but it never lasts very long.
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Old 12-28-2005, 07:10 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Quite useful in any situation where one person wants to tease the other unmolested, so to speak.

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My favorite is to tease one another without any restraints first. First to make a move get's to be the other's slave for the night.
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Old 12-28-2005, 07:30 PM   #25 (permalink)
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oui, oui

My favorite is to tease one another without any restraints first. First to make a move get's to be the other's slave for the night.
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Ah, well, that would be a waste of time (but a fun one) for us, because there's never any doubt who's going to be the slave for the night .

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Old 12-28-2005, 08:35 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I've always tried to get my SO's to dance for me. They're always too self-concious for it though. I've never got that... because they have all loved to have sex infront of the mirror.

So I've done the dancing. Put on some good grinding music and strip down to the boxer-briefs. It usually goes for a couple songs until she cant take it and puts me in her mouth (a good way to start IMO).

I just wish they would get over their insecurities and return the favor.
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Old 01-07-2006, 08:58 AM   #27 (permalink)
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What are best lapdance songs??
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Old 01-07-2006, 09:46 AM   #28 (permalink)
 
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What are best lapdance songs??
anything with a beat? i dunno. that's a good question. i'll have to get some for when ...
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Old 01-07-2006, 10:04 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 01-07-2006, 11:11 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I gave lapdances to someone I used to date.

I spent some years dancing, plus did some gogo (non naked though) for a little bit of time so I guess I had some training haha.

It was interesting. We observed the same rules typically as these types of establishments had. No touching and such. I loved slowly stripping down, slightly grinding on him, making him antsy cause he couldn't touch me. Music was key too, sometimes I'd choose something sensual, softer, and other times you bust out Prodigy -Firestarter or some pantera LOL.

Unfortunately (I think), it always led to the bed..I was never that great at containing myself.
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Old 01-07-2006, 11:13 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I've always tried to get my SO's to dance for me. They're always too self-concious for it though. I've never got that... because they have all loved to have sex infront of the mirror.

So I've done the dancing. Put on some good grinding music and strip down to the boxer-briefs. It usually goes for a couple songs until she cant take it and puts me in her mouth (a good way to start IMO).

I just wish they would get over their insecurities and return the favor.
When you're having sex, it's a joined effort (usually haha), but when you're stripping, you're obviously put not only under a spotlight, but a PERFORMANCE spotlight.

Here's something that I know has worked, play some sensual music, slow of course, don't want to jumpstart her, sit on a chair, have her be in front of you..place your hands round her hips and begin swaying them for her, usually she'll begin to do it on her own, and eventually become confident enough to go full on once she sees it isn't that bad after all.
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Old 01-07-2006, 11:42 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Oh, and as a side note - don't ever go out with a (ex)stripper. 99.9999% of them have drug problems.

Wanna back that statement up?
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Old 01-07-2006, 12:32 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Want to feel up the stripper and not get thrown out on your ass?

One word....


MEXICO!

Just thought I'd throw that out there.
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Old 01-07-2006, 08:13 PM   #34 (permalink)
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My ex and I used to go to a massage parlour for a "couples massage".

Does that count?
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Old 01-07-2006, 08:14 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Are you a guy?

Want to feel up the stripper and not get thrown out on your ass?

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MEXICO!

Just thought I'd throw that out there.
Another word...

Toronto
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Old 01-07-2006, 08:24 PM   #36 (permalink)
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My girlfriend was always very reluctant to come through with a lapdance.

But on New Year's Eve, after two years of relationship, she surprised me with a very sexy show.

Man that was awesome.
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Old 01-07-2006, 08:25 PM   #37 (permalink)
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What are best lapdance songs??
i hate joe cocker,
and didn't much care for 9 1/2 weeks (the movie)
but there was a scene where kim bassinger strips to
"you can leave your hat on"
it'll certainly keep the mood light.

or pretty much anything by prince.

if you're more into metal
stippers seem to go for g n r.
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Old 01-08-2006, 01:28 AM   #38 (permalink)
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My wife occasionally does stripteases/lapdances for me, and I love it. I also enjoy going out and seeing the girls play with her. I went to a strip club once and this girl danced to a Static X song. I was in lust.
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Old 01-08-2006, 10:55 AM   #39 (permalink)
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I sure wouldn't mind doing it, but I have to confess I'm not exactly, 100% sure what it's about! Although I'm sure I could guess well.
I've brought up the option of going to a place together and me getting him one and watching, which I wouldn't mind in the least and would give me some ideas, but I get the feeling that he doesn't want to do that.

Maybe I should look into that Carmen Electra vid.

*edited to add: Okies, just ordered the dvd, will give you all an update on it when I get a chance. *
You should def get that DVD! I just got the box set and it's fab!!
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Old 01-08-2006, 10:04 PM   #40 (permalink)
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I've actually been playing with the idea of giving my boyfriend a strip tease/lap dance recently.

I'm slightly nervous that my efforts at being sexy will fail miserably, and I'll trip or something equally as lame.
But it looks like fun.
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