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Old 11-21-2005, 10:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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My 21 Birthday!

Mainly I just wanted to brag about my weekend but there are some questions at the end.
Well I turned 21 this weekendand I had the most amazing weekend, largely in part because of my wonderful boyfriend, im2smrt4u
On Saturday we went with my parents down to Seaworld, Iloe the Batrays!
But sunday was phenominal!
My bf had it all planned out: first he supised me with tickets to the new Harry Potter movie at the I-Max theatre. I love Harry Potter, but then again im2smrt4u you looks like Harry. LOL
Then we headed back to his house where he cooked me the most amazing dinner. I never even knew he could cook. He had every detail worked out, red table cloth white dishes he bought specifically for the dinner, then to end a the evening he made me Raspberry mousse and served me sparkling wine in glasses he had engraved with my name and birthday. I love him!
Now heres a question for guys or everybody: what kind of thank you should I give him? "wink wink"
P.S. He thinks it would be fun to get me really drunk and have his way with me, has anyone ever done this?
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Old 11-22-2005, 09:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I've gotta say, I thought it was hilarious how this post takes such an abrupt turn at the end.

It's all so sweet, happy, my boyfriend is so great, yadda yadda...shouldIgettrashedandlethimdome?

That said, sounds like you have a great boyfriend, and hopefully there was more to that night that you didn't mention ;-)
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Old 11-22-2005, 10:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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If that's a fantasy of his, and you're ok with it, go for it. It doesn't really matter what other people think.
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Old 11-22-2005, 10:51 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Just don't get too drunk... sometimes the "motion of the ocean" will get you seasick.
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Old 11-22-2005, 10:59 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I've gotta say, I thought it was hilarious how this post takes such an abrupt turn at the end.

It's all so sweet, happy, my boyfriend is so great, yadda yadda...shouldIgettrashedandlethimdome?
Hahaha!! I was thinking the same thing!

I say go have fun. You're 21 in the US, so you've probably been drinking for years. You kno your limits. Have a few beers, maybe some wine. Lay off the Jager and Tequila.
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Old 11-22-2005, 11:29 AM   #6 (permalink)
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... He thinks it would be fun to get me really drunk and have his way with me, has anyone ever done this?
NEVER!!

Frankly, young lady, I find your question offensive. I am leaving this thread...

/end sarcasm

Seriously:
Alcohol is the reason people have sex.
It is the reason White People dance.
It is the reason College is fun.

Congratulations on your Birthday.
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Old 11-22-2005, 12:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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P.S. He thinks it would be fun to get me really drunk and have his way with me, has anyone ever done this?

I'll be the kill joy. Having him get you drunk isn't always the wisest idea unless you totally trust him. Alcohol lowers inhibitions and you might find yourself doing things you wouldn't do otherwise. There's that whole buyer's remorse thing afterwards.
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Old 11-22-2005, 01:06 PM   #8 (permalink)
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lowers inhibitions and you might find yourself doing things you wouldn't do otherwise.
Like doing it on top, AND on bottom?!
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Old 11-22-2005, 01:12 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Like doing it on top, AND on bottom?!

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Old 11-22-2005, 02:13 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Personally, it sounds like a plot to get you to do something you wouldn't normally do. If you have already done everything, :shrug: no worries.

P.S. your parents don't want grandchildren yet.
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Old 11-22-2005, 02:30 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Belated Happy Birthday LCfedup!

Before good advice can be given please tell us a little bit about the current state of the relationship. This going to be the first time in the relationship? Is there anything he's been hinting at besides getting you drunk? Details!
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Old 11-23-2005, 03:12 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Well, depending on your reaction to alcohol, it may no be the best idea (ie. if you're a sad drunk a sleepy drunk, etc). I'd just give him free reign for oh say 1 hour or so and then give yourself free reign for 1 hour or so. I can guarentee he'll love it.
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Old 11-23-2005, 10:05 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I'll be the kill joy. Having him get you drunk isn't always the wisest idea unless you totally trust him. Alcohol lowers inhibitions and you might find yourself doing things you wouldn't do otherwise. There's that whole buyer's remorse thing afterwards.

Well, thankfully, I do trust him completely. We have been dating for three years and have tried just about everything under the sun and I know that he would never do anything to hurt me. I think mainly he wants to do it because he thinks its funny when I get drunk. But I've only been drunk once before and I'm a cheap drunk
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Old 11-23-2005, 10:40 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Sounds like you have a great relationship. Great for you.

As far as the alchol thing goes, just don't pass out or puke.
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Old 11-23-2005, 12:01 PM   #15 (permalink)
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So you've been together for three years, tried everything under the sun and then he thinks it would be fun to get me really drunk and have his way with you.
I guess he missed out on college life

If you really wan't to go with the drinking idea you can push it even further and dress up. How about you be the wench and your boy dress up as a pirate!

But I've never been a fan of alcohol for sex, I find it dulls the experience. Drugs on the other hand
Shrooms or E are allot of fun for that kind of thing, easy to get, cheap and no poor side effect.
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Old 11-23-2005, 12:33 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Well, thankfully, I do trust him completely. We have been dating for three years and have tried just about everything under the sun and I know that he would never do anything to hurt me. I think mainly he wants to do it because he thinks its funny when I get drunk. But I've only been drunk once before and I'm a cheap drunk
My advice - don't let him get you drunk, but rather have him let you ENJOY everything under the sun! I don't know how many times I've heard people say they don't remember jack after drinking too much - you might as well enjoy the fun times WITHOUT the alcohol - at least then you'll remember it! lol
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Old 11-25-2005, 09:56 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Like doing it on top, AND on bottom?!
Haha well done. You're on the list.
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Old 11-26-2005, 10:49 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Well in all reality if anybody really wanted to know what he had in mind you would just have to ask him. I'm suprised he hasn't posted anything in here yet. I have probably made it sound much worse than it really is. LOL
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Old 11-26-2005, 05:49 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Haha well done. You're on the list.
List? What list? Is it a christmas list?

Go Zima. That stuff is like drinking water.
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Old 11-27-2005, 01:12 AM   #20 (permalink)
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She is hilarious drunk. I just bet it would be funny as hell.

Truth be told, there isn't really much I could think of that we haven't already done, so it isn't a plot to make her give in to something she wouldn't otherwise do.

I had plenty of alcohol for her to drink on her 21st, but she didn't like much of it.
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Old 11-27-2005, 08:37 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Erotic massage?

Shower curtain. Bottle of Johnsons Baby Oil. You can get creative from there! Helps if you both shaved Shower fun afterwards as bonus!
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Old 11-28-2005, 12:46 PM   #22 (permalink)
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He sounds like a great guy, no need to get drunk, unless you'd want to have soem sort of excuse for doing some craaaazzzy things. Hell, if you've done a lot with him already, fulfilling a few of his fantasies won't be too big of a deal --drunk or otherwise, and he cooked you a great meal.. a great meal made by my boyfriend, that'd get me in the sack and some other things real quick.
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