Ladies poll: would you be pleased if your mate bought you a Sybian?
 

My wife has seen the videos and was *intrigued*, I can afford one. You think I should do it?

Sybian? :hmm:

So then basically the only thing she would need you for anymore is to take out the trash and kill bugs? :lol:

I think it's a lot of money for a sex toy.... it goes against my practical (read: cheap) nature.

if you can afford it, and it's not taking money away from a fantastic vacation or your dream house.. then have at it... enjoy...

Sybian
My house is too small to store it. :lol:

Meh, saw this on a talk show YEARS ago and thought "meh" then, too. It's gigantic. I'll take a good art dildo instead. Like this:

http://www.mi-su.com/dildotit_prod.asp
http://www.mi-su.com/images/golddildowide.jpg

Note the diamonds. Shiny!!!

^^ Uhhhh! I want one! :D

McDuffie~> Go buy her one this instant! She wants one and you can afford it. Why so reluctant?

Sybians look like a really good way to scramble your insides or tear something important. Seems unnecessarily powerful, when a $10 vib gets you to the same finish line.

Why not get one? Cause guys have this deep-rooted performance anxiety which tends to creep out when women express interest in a toy which might end up being his replacement, or highlight his inability to please her 100%.

What would be your honest reaction if your guy wanted to order an expensive love doll...kind of like that.

Not that im against sex toys, as they can sure spice things up ;-)

Well, I've wanted one ever since I found out about them years ago. So, I would say yes! The biggest obstacle is the price, and if you say you can afford it, it would be money very weel spent in my opinion. :thumbsup: Just be sure that she does definently want one of her own.

What is it? A dildo stuck on a barber-shop booster seat?

For.... $1,300

I've got some magic beans to sell. Send me private message if you're interested.

$2,300 for a DILDO?!?! :eek:

Still don't know what a sybian is, and I can't follow the link because I'm at work. At any rate, I am very intrigued about getting my wife a toy, as I think it would: a) spice up the carnal aspect of our relationship and b) be a lot of fun to use on her.

The hard part is trying to get to a place to purchase one, and making sure it is a quality piece, not something cheap or inappropriate. Oh, it has to fit as well, and I'm not sure on how to size these things... (advice anybody?)

... Which is why lurkette doesn't have one. :thumbsup:

$$1315
While I'm intrigued to see one in action, dont' feel like spendng that much money, when $10 vibrator can do the same job.
Maybe they've got one you can rent?

I could buy my wife 13 men for that price, not that they would actually charge it

Sumptuous sac...it does kind of have a ring to it, huh? Not that I could do better. I'd be tempted to say "Titatium Dildo, because your pussy deserves the best that money can buy."

I looked at that and saw simian. Don't get your wife a monkey.

Yeah, they have HUGE dicks. She'll never go back to you.

http://cameramanuals.freeservers.com...y_and_dick.jpg

i don't even want to know what you googled to find that image...

please don't tell me that you happened to have it sitting on your desk :lol:

Unless it can burp, scratch, fart, unscrew lids, and reach the high shelf, my job is safe.

On the other hand, there isn't a chance in hell that I'd stick my dick into something that plugs into a 110v outlet.

Yeah. Prices were in Pounds Sterling, so the cheapest one could obtain one of those pieces is $2300. If you want one with diamonds, you pay about $5800. The fact that they even have these for sale boggles my mind. Not only are diamonds boring, but the dildo doesn't look that interesting, either. Spend $100 on a good rabbit and be done with it.

/me whispers to Mal... google monkey penis..... :lol:

Oh my god, laughing SO HARD. :lol: WHERE did you get that? I believe it has Southeast Asian script of some kind on the side... my god, did you steal this from Angkor Wat or somethin'? :lol:

Imagine a horse saddle with a dildo sticking out of the middle of it. Attached is the control box with a cable connecting it to the saddle. There is also a plug for a wall outlet. The woman mounts it like a horse and ... you get the picture.

The trouble is that the speed is controlled via a dial. The most powerful speed makes the dildo look like a blender. It really looks like it could kill someone, and there doesn't seem to be any kind of "governor" or safety to keep you from "accidentally" spinning it to the highest setting. Again, $10 gets you to the same finish line, without the risk of catastrophic injury.

ngdawg was correct, it was a simple Google Image Search for "monkey penis". I'm glad I run the network at my workplace... :D

A friend of mine has one of those on his keychain. It's a fertility charm, I think he got it at the local market. Certainly is a conversation starter :lol:

Angie, it's a piece of furniture. You remove the penis part and people will think it's a foot rest.
:lol:

ok, first of all, I prefer the real thing to a toy. I only use toys if I'm really insatiable or if jj is not around. That 'toy' is a machine and quite intimidating to me. The fact that it rotates...um...I think that could cause some damage.
So mark me on the list as not being glad I received one. However, I'm only one woman. If your lady wants one and you have the money, by all means make her happy. However, don't be surprised if it's hard to pleasure her after she gets on that thing. I've heard that some toys can be addicting and I know that the rabbit is and that is nothing compared to this machine. ;)

I have always wanted one.

There are other sex toys I want more than a sybian... I don't have any interests towards having a sybian. I'm happy with the toy I have right now.

Mark me down as a BIG no no no

A 22-pound, rotating vibrator? Man, if I want to use a toy, I sure as heck don't want to have to haul the thing out and climb up on it.

For that price, it should jump out of the closet, knock me flat on my back onto the bed and whisper, "relax honey, let's just focus on you tonight." And then get up, take the trash out and do the laundry.

A dildo machine? mmm why not

maybe you should just get her a monkey instead. :lol

to me it seems like an expensive replacement for the guy. i will say that i've seen some video's that were pretty amusing though :)

No, because a Sybian isn't living, breathing, warm boy.

Apparently, I'm the only one here who's actually played on a Sybian. The club I belong to has a member who has one, and he's a good friend of mine, so I've gotten to ride his Sybian several times, as have a lot of the ladies in our group.

If you are into seriously hardcore fucking, and/or are even remotely sexually masochistic, this is the toy for you. It can be a LOT of fun... And an intense experience. I had my very first orgasm from penetration with it, as have several other of the women who've ridden it.

The thing sounds like a Cesna taking off, which is really surreal if you don't know its there. And its NOT for regular, everyday play. This is a once in a while, need something intense, toy. It is NOT a replacement for a man or a vibrator or a dildo... this is way past that. But it can be an absolutely amazing, beyond compare, intense experience that is worth trying at least once.

Personally, to the OP I say, if you can afford it (and now five months later it might be a moot point), go for it. But be prepared to invite all your girlfriend's friends over to play. *grins*

This may be the funniest post I've seen here.

And to keep on topic, it's not very practical. Leave the sybians to the porn girls.

one of my customers has a new product that they are selling... and i can't wait to see them in the stores...

It's called an IGallop

here's an ad that's been running in china
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDZnvkqClmA

They swear it's not a sex toy... but i've seen it.... and let me tell you - it reduced a bunch of adults to blushing giggles..

It's also cheaper than a sybian and well - if a mainstream retailer sells it- then it can't be bad :)

From Womyn's Ware
http://www.womynsware.com/Side%20Menu/BuyerbeWomynsWare
Hey, if a sex-toy store run by women don't like it...

Never seen one, never heard one. Don't think I want to.

Lots of women love these things (trust me on this one) but no way in hell I'd fork out the money for one of them. Wish I had thought of the original idea to sell them though.