nightstuff

So, we've all had those moments when we felt like the king or queen of the hill, and other times when we felt like burying our head in the hole (ok not that hole, you pervert). Often it's after your partner makes a flattering comment, or one ...not so flattering.

Whats the best and worse thing said to you during sex?

Here's mine:
Best: Wow, you really know how to use a cock!
worst: You *do* realize that that's not at all stimulating, right?

RCR

Best: Your perfect.
Worst: Thats not the right hole

all the best

yabobo

Best:One more time daddy!
Worst: opps..sorry

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cyrnel

Yea, Kathy!
(said to Sue.)

Edit: Have to mention I was 16 and very stupid.

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Prince

Ouch...... Now that's gotta hurt.

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ngdawg

Best: God! You feel wonderful
Worst: Damn! Didn't realize how big your tits were!

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Coppertop

B: Oh my god!
W: Can you put it back in now?

B runner-up: I think you punctured my uterus!

rmarshall

B: you smell so good!
W: smell my finger

Supple Cow

Best (...and worst?): [just after I finish his blowjob] That'll do, pig. That'll do.

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Carno

LMAO!!
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air45

ok! my best is this:

"you cock is so wonderful for my vagina! i orgasm seven time from your member!"

my worst is this:

"oh, you cock wear me out! go to sleep, you, that is enough sexing for this night!"

abaya

Recent best (current bf ): "I just can't get enough of you!"
Worst (ex-bf, after my first time receiving oral sex): "For me, that wasn't the carnival ride that it was for you."

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snowy

I said that to my boyfriend after sex the other night...he didn't get it and I had to explain it...subsequently it lost its humor.

Best: "I want you. Just you."
Worst: "I love you." (Boyfriend said it for the first time while taking my virginity...yeah...)

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noodle

I'm still waiting on a best one. Possibly, "Mmmmm, ohhh..." That's always encouraging.

But there's always "You've got to help me out here" (Uh, Sweetie, you've got my feet on the headboard... what is it exactly you want me to do?), "You want my big juicy cock, don't you?" (soooo not him that I laughed. whoops), and "Did you come?" (Every. Single. Flipping. Time. It was one of those 'wait for it.... wait for it....' things) to keep me entertained. The list goes one, but I'll not mock him to death tonight. Another day, for sure.

edit for spelling

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vox_rox

God, where to start?

Best: Yowza!
Worst: That does nothing for me, can't you give it a break for a while? (we'd only been at it a couple of minutes, and she never said how long "a while?" was. I figured she meant years, so that was the last time we slept together. Too bad, she gave a great "that'll do pig" blowjob too!)

Peace,

Pierre

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astevebotmelb

Best:you would get a gold medal at the sex Olympics for that !

worst : that was great Greg (his name was Jeff )

Acetylene

Best: I officially declare that the best sex EVER!

Worst: suck it, bitch *pushes head down* <--biggest turn off ever

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Sugar&Spice

Best: "Baby you rocked me!", or "You feel so good", or after giving him a blow job "that was great, if that doesn't put me right to sleep not even a horse tranquilizer would"

Worst: "Who's your daddy"

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Anxst

Best: Oh my god, yes! Please tell me I can have more of that.

Worst: Okay, that's too much foreplay. I'm going home.

How can you have too much foreplay, really? Especially if you didn't say anything about it up until you're walking out.

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hunnychile

Best: "I've never felt ANYthing this good & TIGHT before!" (Favorite BF!)

Worst: Me to Old BF "You seem so quiet after all that...like you never did this before..."
Old BF to Me: "Well, I never have done this ever before." Then He blushes.

* I guess I busted quite a few man cherries in my day. /Me smiling/

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Slyboots

Best thing: wow, you sure know how to bang them.
^_^

Worst thing:Why isn't anything coming out?

;_;

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shesus

Best: You are incredible. Damn, that was amazing. You are so sexy. (those are all GREAT)

Worst: Stop, you're ruining my rhythm.

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barenakedladies

best: hallelujah, holy shit, wheres the tylenol

worst: You fuck like my grandpa

Siege

The fact that that person knows how their grandpa fucks is a little concerning

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Slyboots

maybe thier grandma told them how they fucked?

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tecoyah

Best:...I want to marry you....(I did)

Worst:....You can leave now....( I was not a very nice person, long ago)

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Siege

Fair enough. But I don't want to know how my grandpa fucks, I don't want to know how my dad fucks. Hell, if I had a brother, I probably wouldn't want to know how he fucks either.

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dlish

Best: are you going to put all THAT in there???

worst: have u made the car repayments?

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Czernobog

Best: oh my god, that feels amazing

Worst: did you come yet? (after answering in the negatory god damn!

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chriswin8

Best: She said, "I think I love you more then I should."
6 months later...
Worst: She said. "I am an all or not kind of girl. And right now with School and 3 jobs. plus your school and work schedule. I just can't have you like I want you. So I think we need to cool it off for a bit"

Its now been a year. And I am still in love with this woman. What do i do? I am now graduated and have a wonderful job.

katie_ann1031

Best is hard. It all depends on my mood. Sometimes I just want to be held and told how much I am loved. Other times I want sweaty, nasty, illegal in 48 states type sex and called names. So it varies...

The worst was just utterly terrible. I didn't know weather to laugh or cry.

"What are you doing to me?"

avernus

Best (with my current gf): "Wow, you're huge!" (I seriously had no idea)

Worst: "You stink" as she was about to go down on me. That caused a serious case of the floppies.

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HolokittyNX

Best: "Such a nice meaty clit..." (followed by lots of nice wet suction)

Worst: "The cat's looking at us like we're crazy."

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Mantus

The best thing said to me wasnt said at all. After asking "so, how was that?" she replied by closing her eyes and letting out a trembling sigh.

The worst was: "hey! wrong hole" - I swear it was an honest mistake

denton

Best: aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!! (several variations)
or
You can f*ck me any time! I don't care if we hate eachother!

Worst: WHAT are you DOING?
or
Is it in yet?

zxello

B: (could have been the worst) Holy fuck, to big, to big!
W: The devil rapes me and it burns! (she was quoting some movie but it was just like... wtf?)

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Best: Holy shit, I can't believe how wet you make me!

Don't Know: *frowning*Doesn't it ever go down? (When I'm aroused, I'm hard, no matter how many times I come. The girl was pissed and thought she had some sort of obligation to fuck until I got soft.) It was bad thing from her point of view but I see it as a blessing so...? This is the closest I've got to a "worst" thing said to me.

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analog

Best: Hearing the words "God yes" and "oh my god", etc. w/God in it, from a girl who was wiccan, and despised all notions of "god". Flattering isn't the word. It was fucking fantastic.

Worst: "I love you" - Girl who worked where I worked (but rarely, so never talked to her), talked with briefly one evening, invited back to my apartment, and jumped into bed with me. Nothing says, "psychotic" than a girl telling you she loves you on the first night of casual sex, having really only met that day. My answer: "Yeah, that's really not cool at this point in time. Maybe you should go." and I never talked to her again. Found out she had just left her previous boyfriend a few days prior, and was just SO co-dependant, she was going to latch onto whoever asked for it.

jwoody

"I wouldn't lick that, I've just come on it."
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"Howay man, it's my turn. You've been going for ages."
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"Are you sure **** is asleep?"
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S: "What's that?"

K: "It's my balls."

S: "Noooooooo!!!!"

K: "I don't mind, really."
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K: *standing in doorway* - "What's goin' on here?"

S: "Put the light on."

P: "Quick... put the light on."

S2: "No! Please don't put the light on.. please."

K: *puts the light on* - "Proper Porno!!!"
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"I... don't.... usually... do... this... with... people... I've... just... met.. you... knnnnnnooooooooowwwww."

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