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Old 11-01-2005, 06:22 AM   #81 (permalink)
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*looks at the babysitter down the street and......nah..
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Old 11-02-2005, 03:14 PM   #82 (permalink)
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I was 19, working as a janitor at a headquarters building on an airforce base in England. She was a horney 24 year old staff sargent that asked me for a favor while I was cleaning the ladies room after hours. It was my first time on a couch also.
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Old 11-02-2005, 03:46 PM   #83 (permalink)
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I was about twenty when I answered a personal advert in a newspaper . I answered an advertisement from a New Zealand bisexual guy named Bill . we met on a street corner and he took me back to his flat in his car and the rest is history . His partner (wife)was at work .

I felt guilty as hell afterwards however I would love to catch up with him again all these years later for seconds :-)

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Old 11-02-2005, 03:52 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Ohhhhhhhhhh clandstined and forbidden, a lovely first for sure!
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Old 11-02-2005, 04:02 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Yes, I think that made it all the more exciting and exhilarating :-)

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Old 11-02-2005, 08:54 PM   #86 (permalink)
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Wow! I wish my first time had been anything like that, but sadly not.
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Old 11-02-2005, 08:57 PM   #87 (permalink)
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I went to school and a friend of mine moved when we were really young, met up with her in middle school, and I think we both knew what we wanted
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Old 11-02-2005, 10:06 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Wow! reminds me of a tale of my own, only with not so happy an ending, but that's for another thread, a first kiss thread I should start it.
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Old 11-03-2005, 01:43 AM   #89 (permalink)
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Mitch, and he was my first real love, so that part was romantic. We dated for 5 years after that.

What wasn't romantic was the fact that it was in the back seat of a car we broke into, in the back alley of an apartment building. Our friend's uncle's car.

I was 15, he was 17 and I didn't get home until 1 am, and my dad of course shit bricks when I got home (I think he somehow knew!! dad powers or something..).

When Mitch and I broke up, we made a pact that no matter what, we would have sex again in the future, and we did 2 months ago!!
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Old 11-03-2005, 01:45 AM   #90 (permalink)
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Mine was a very average looking red head. See we met over the at a message board after I found out she live 20 mins away. We decided to meet up and just have some fun. That fun lead to some casual sex. I would have to admit that she was very good when it came to give out her part of the sexual experience. Since it was my first, she had to kind of guide me into what to do. It turned out to be pretty good. Once we were done with having sex, she turned to me to me and said “wow you really know how to slam a girl". She later praised me for being a good fuck even tho I was a virgin.

Now this is a question I have to the ladies: Do you really mean it when you say that we are good at fucking or is it more of an ego boost?
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Old 11-03-2005, 01:52 AM   #91 (permalink)
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Well, she may have wanted to boost your ego, because you seemed unsure about it. However, this would be because a woman (or at least all the ones I know), hates to see a man belittle his own value, good traits and especially his talents. Long and short? She would not have said it if she didn't mean it.
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Old 11-03-2005, 02:01 AM   #92 (permalink)
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Now this is a question I have to the ladies: Do you really mean it when you say that we are good at fucking or is it more of an ego boost?
Depends on who they are, and if we hope to fuck them again. LOL, just kidding,..sorta. I'll say something like "I enjoyed that" or "That was good", even if I don't mean it because because.

I have said they are good at fucking and meant it 100%. If they are good, I make sure to let them know.
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Old 11-03-2005, 02:27 AM   #93 (permalink)
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*shakes head* may I suggest that, unless you can tell them something positive without lying, you just avoid it all together?
If you're avoiding it, because you can't and they ask, be honest and exceptionally kind. A person can take a well meant suggestion, if kindly put, but would be very upset if they were to find out you lied.
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Old 11-03-2005, 11:12 AM   #94 (permalink)
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Well thanks for thei insight. Don't really know what to think but meh. I asked her again but she and I are not in speaking terms anymore.
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Old 11-01-2009, 07:48 PM   #95 (permalink)
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30 years ago, we were both 16 (she MAY have turned 17, I'm not sure). It wasn't her first rodeo. We had dated 3 weeks and we lasted 4 more weeks after that. I've not seen her in over 25 years, but did talk to her on the phone about 10 years ago, as we had a mutual friend that got us in touch with each other. I *think* she's living about 60 miles from me now, as I heard about 3 months ago from someone I think would know.
Update: Yes, I do know where she is, and it was in the town about 60 miles away. I've seen her in person after we reconnected on MySpace in February. We have both been married a long time--28 years for me, 30 for her--but did enjoy chatting about our time together. I found out it WAS her first rodeo, but I didn't know it until this year.
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Old 11-02-2009, 01:27 PM   #96 (permalink)
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I was 16 when my best friend and major crush finally stopped seeing me as a friend and we started dating. He was 19. Two years later I flew home for his birthday (was going to college out of state) and we met at a hotel. It was his first time too. It was sweet and embarassing and funny and romantic... neither of us had any idea what we were doing! It took a couple of more tries before we actually got the hang of things. Ha, we were such dorks.

We dated a totel of 6 years, most of it long distance with either me out of state for college or him out of the country once he joined the military, and now we've been married for almost 5 years.

The sex has definitely gotten better since that first time.
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Old 11-02-2009, 06:00 PM   #97 (permalink)
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I remember my first time very well. It was March 5th, 2001. I was 19 and a sophomore in college. He was 21/22 and working as a temp at an office at my college where I was a student worker. He was not a virgin, and the biggest piece of evidence was the fact that he was a father to a one year old.

We flirted for a couple of weeks and I decided I wanted to get to know him outside of work. I was dogsitting for a friend and asked him to come over for a movie and some cous cous. We made out on the couch while watching But I’m a Cheerleader. Hands were exploring and he discovered my lacey underwear and was thoroughly turned on. It was purely by accident because I had no intention of sleeping with him. After some light begging by him and an inner dialogue by me I caved and led him to the guest room.

I hadn’t told him at that point, so right before he entered the uncharted waters I blurted out that I was a virgin. He took a moment to think about, but he was up to the challenge.

It was very weird. I was SO tight and he had a very hard time getting in. When he finally did, it hurt like hell. I was convinced that I wasn’t going to have sex again if it felt like that. He told me that most women enjoyed it, so after 20 minutes or so, we tried again. This time I was on top. I didn’t know what I was doing. He assured me that I would get better with practice and he would be willing to help me.

We dated for 4 months and had a lot of sex. It didn’t hurt, but I never got on top again because I was so self conscious about it. I was taking a class called Human Sexuality. Our final project was to write a paper about our own sexuality. I wrote about losing my virginity that semester...and got an A!

I only saw him once or twice after we broke up. I have no idea where he is. He was paranoid about having his personal information online, which is why a little google stalking didn’t produce much. I would like to see him again because I am definitely not self conscious about being on top anymore.
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Old 11-02-2009, 08:54 PM   #98 (permalink)
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It was the night before my 17th birthday. So, almost exactly six years ago.

It was with a girl I married three years later.

We're divorced now and she's in the army. We had the first civil conversation we've had in years about a month ago...
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:49 AM   #99 (permalink)
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she was my girl friend of about 4 months, i was 17 she was 19 red head with a big rack. it was new years eve on the floor of her parents living room watching some stupid movie. i cummed in the rubber as i was entering her. we dated for a few more months but never had sex again oh well, i think the bitch was cheating on me.
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Old 11-03-2009, 09:19 PM   #100 (permalink)
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We were both 14 and in a long (at least by teen-age standards) relationship - we stayed together almost 2 years and he was my first everything. 10 years later we hooked up and started dating again - it ended very badly and I truly hated him. Then he committed suicide about 2 years after we broke up and my heart broke, but I was able to let go of the hate and remember all that was good about him. And the sex - the second "grown up" time around - the sex was amazing!
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Old 11-04-2009, 08:23 AM   #101 (permalink)
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Let's see...

I was 19, going off to college I had temporary housing living with a family. The daughter was 22 and living with her parents after about a month of kissing and fooling around, she kind off just moved my willy out of the way and a minute or so later asked me if it was what I expected. It was then that I noticed I was inside of her.... weird... I was grinding away a good hour but no orgasm on my part, she said she did have an orgasm.

The next day we did it again, and this time I did have an orgasm, so I don't quite know which of the two times would have been "my first". We had a relationship that lasted about 5 months, had plenty of sex during that time. After I moved out the relationship stopped. We saw each other a few times shortly after that, but only once did it lead to intercourse again.

I have no idea what she is up to now, have not had contact with her since and have no desire to, this all happened over 10 years ago. 13 to be exact.
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:15 AM   #102 (permalink)
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In the woods behind the Great Bealings village hall on my 18th birthday party (although I was still 17 by a month...) It was January and had been snowing all day so was quite cold and I took my coat off and she used it as a blanket. I got into a fight later that evening with the boyfriend of a girl my mate had been flirting with and hit the guy with a plate of sandwiches and got a black eye off a punch he threw at me.

It was one of the best nights of my life still!
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Old 11-06-2009, 07:29 AM   #103 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2009, 01:48 PM   #104 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2009, 10:54 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Old 11-07-2009, 12:53 AM   #106 (permalink)
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Old 11-07-2009, 08:17 PM   #107 (permalink)
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I married her... I guess I meant what I said, "if we do it, we'll get married". We've been together almost 20 years now...
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Old 11-07-2009, 08:26 PM   #108 (permalink)
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I was 17 so 6 years ago, it was with my boyfriend at the time, we broke up a year ago thank god! i dont really care where he is actually...
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Old 11-08-2009, 08:52 AM   #109 (permalink)
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I can't say for certain. My first was with an ex-gf after months of doing everything else. Not sure if it happened but I do recall saying the cliched words "Is it in yet?" We had a long distance relationship so it was our only time.

My second (or maybe first) was with the next gf. I acted like I knew what I was doing and it was her first time so she probably couldn't tell that I wasn't the expert I was pretending to be.

I still keep in touch with both of them. Both married and they live far away, but we make the occasional greetings during birthdays and such. I don't mind keeping in touch since we didn't break up on bad terms.

Man, I just realized. This post is old.
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Old 11-09-2009, 01:06 AM   #110 (permalink)
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In a threesome with my best friend and her boyfriend. I was 18.

It was extremely painful and I soon realized it was a huge mistake and we stopped.

The guy was a dick who i didnt like to start with but he was making my drinks and dating the girl I wanted.
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:21 AM   #111 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2009, 06:33 AM   #112 (permalink)
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Old 11-13-2009, 05:56 PM   #113 (permalink)
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Well Sir,there I was,it was a cold dark,raining to beat the band night and so I...I ...I was all alone and all.....
Just a kidding!
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Old 11-13-2009, 07:42 PM   #114 (permalink)
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This past summer, I was 17 almost, she just turned 23. We had been hanging out constantly for a month, getting closer and closer, started kissing, started dating. Then one night there was a lot of kissing, some over the shirt foldning, some under the shirt fondling, knees between legs pressing on "fun spots" then eventually hands went down pants, pants came off, virginities were lost. Her first time to. Still together, we've moved in, going strong.
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:04 PM   #115 (permalink)
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wow salem, that is entirely original.

First time I had sex was with a stranger. Met at a bar. I was 18. I was walking past the bar to my house when a friend called out. I sat down and they insisted on buying me a drink. I couldn't finish the strong rum. We were talking and I have no idea how she managed to get me outside. Afterwards we went to a friends house and that's where it happened. It was pretty standard, came after 10 seconds the first time, second and third time lasted much, much longer than that.

Never saw her after that. This is also about the same time the chronic masturbation began.
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Old 11-13-2009, 09:52 PM   #116 (permalink)
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wow salem, that is entirely original.
Sarcasm? or Sincerity?

Either way, I enjoyed it
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:32 PM   #117 (permalink)
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I was 18, she was 21, both virgins. We did it on the living room floor of her parent's house. A documentary on the Mongols was playing on the television.
Aaah, the Mongols.
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:52 AM   #118 (permalink)
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Sincerity, I thought every man would first experience with a girl/woman and vice versa.
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Old 11-14-2009, 01:03 PM   #119 (permalink)
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Ahhh, nope. there was some fondling with a boy when I was 15 but no sex and a lot of alcohol plus I really didn't like him, not that that's a pre-req for sex. But first sex was girl on girl. Go me. lol
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Old 11-17-2009, 02:46 PM   #120 (permalink)
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I was 19, in college, and a complete innocent. He was 26. I met him selling advertising for my school newspaper. It happened in his loft apartment during a thunderstorm. Took us multiple attempts to break my "hymen of stee" and I bled like a stuck pig. We dated on and off for 2 years. It was not a healthy relationship.

Good times.
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