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Old 09-27-2005, 04:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Rope humping from a locked thread somewhere down there

Alright, so the guy who posted this was immediately banned, game over, thread was locked, etc.

But after reading it (Since I like seeing why things get locked...) it sparked my fancy as to what the actual answer was to the question:
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Hello,

This seems to be as good a place as any to ask this question, which has remained unanswered in my mind for years.

When I was a kid in school, we had a gymnastics unit, complete with rope climbing.

I realize it's a cliche, an over-used joke from Wayne's World, but it *did* ahem, feel funny and rather good. Being a guy and being aware of the, shall we say, layout, of my nether regions, I can see how this could happen. But I swear I saw one of the girls get a big grin as she slid down the gym rope. Was I imagining things, or does this happen to girls, too?

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I couldn't climb a rope to save my life, so I actually have no input on the whole matter, but I'm still curious as to what the validity behind it is for guys or, in this case, girls.
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Old 09-27-2005, 06:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Yeah... I read the old thread and was curious too.
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Old 09-27-2005, 06:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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Being a female, I LOVED climbing the rope when I was a kid. I also liked doing pull-ups really slowly... it felt really good down there.

I didn't realize why I liked it so much then, until 20 years later when my bf started making me cum from oral sex... and I discovered that the orgasms were much stronger when I held onto something (like the headboard) and pulled myself "up" a bit, contracting those lower abdominal muscles in exactly the same way as I did when I was a kid, climbing up a rope.

There is something about contracting those muscles that made climbing a rope akin to working towards orgasm... that's why I liked it so much!
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Old 09-27-2005, 06:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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wow, i never thought something as simple as in elementry school could have been soo dirty!!

as a guy, i honestly don't remember even noticing anything of the sort, but being more aware of down there, i would have to imagine that would be a interesting feeling
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Old 09-27-2005, 06:54 PM   #5 (permalink)
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What's more surprising is that all you people could climb the rope. I never had to do it in gym, and in movies the rope seems really high. So i'm going to assume I wouldn't of been able to do it back in the days of gym.
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Old 09-27-2005, 07:08 PM   #6 (permalink)
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i could definently climb a rope if i had been required to do it...

they never made me do that in school
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Old 09-27-2005, 08:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I liked climbing the rope, but that's because I was the only one who could do it.
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Old 09-27-2005, 08:38 PM   #8 (permalink)
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abaya, my wife told me she orgasmed from doing crunches once. Interesting...seems like you had a similar thing happen.
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Old 09-27-2005, 11:07 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Slightly off topic: rope climbing is not that difficult, thought you do need to either be light or in decent shape. If neither of those apply, then a little know how helps. if you wrap your feet around the rope so that the rope makes a U under one foot then you can practically hang indefinitely from the middle of the rope. It is when you try to power your way to the top using only your arms ( or when you let go with one hand trying to tag a knot/bell ) that your feet dont provide enough friction to keep you from sliding. It's late now and I've had to spell correct every third word. Laters.....
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Old 09-28-2005, 05:05 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Yes... the humilation of not being able to climb while all the jocks could was always a real turn on for me...
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Old 09-28-2005, 05:12 AM   #11 (permalink)
 
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Interestingly, most of the guys are talking about how they could or couldn't climb the rope. Sorry that you felt inferior in those lowly junior high gym days, but that's not the OP's question here. I'm curious about how many people got off from climbing the rope (or doing other abdominally-straining exercises). Is it just a female thing? Or did a lot of women just never climb the rope, either? Man, I loved climbing that thing... it was my favorite day in gym class, mostly because of the semi-orgasm it produced.
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Old 09-28-2005, 05:18 AM   #12 (permalink)
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A few women have told me they can orgasm by clenching their legs together or tensing their lower muscles. For men the pleasure centre is located in the prostate. In rope climbing, unless you are doing kegels, you will not duplicate this feeling.

The Wayne's World reference has more to do with physically rubbing your penis against the rope (a stiff wind is enough to make a teenage boy "feel kinda funny").

For me, gym was not a pleasureable experience. Period. Rope climbing, doubly so.
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Old 09-28-2005, 06:31 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Thanks for bringing up a major source of embarassment in jr high... Luckily I thinned out over the years and by age 21 could zoom up a 50 foot rope in about 8 seconds using arms only.

My brother had a male dog that would get overly excited while playing catch. He would start dripping his "stuff" (the dog, not my brother). It was really gross. That's how I felt when doing some that gymnastic stuff in jr high. The weirdest thing I had to do was straddle a high bar, which was about 4 feet off the ground, and try to spin around. I think maybe I was the only one in class who had reached puberty, so it was pain and pleasure at the same time.
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Old 09-28-2005, 08:00 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Yes... the humilation of not being able to climb while all the jocks could was always a real turn on for me...
Yeah, exactly...

Personally, clenching my muscles/abdominals does very little for me. However, if I participate in any activity that clearly, erm, jostles my, erm, female organs...I cum.

I think that is why I like being spanked so much.
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Old 09-28-2005, 08:18 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2005, 08:59 AM   #16 (permalink)
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There was a girl in High School that was exempt from doing push-ups.

I cried foul: Why does she get away with not doing PT and still get a good mark in gym?

My buddy whispered: She has an orgasm every time she does push-ups.

I was floored.

When climbing ropes, I make sure that the rope wraps around my leg on the opposite side as my crotch, and it kind of digs into the flesh on my ass. I don't want the boys disturbed by a rope...

Fucking army is obsessed with rope climbing. I hate it.
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Old 09-28-2005, 09:43 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Now I wish I had paid closer attention to the girls during rope climbing class in Phys. Ed.

And I wish I would have tried to hit on them after...

...well, who am I kidding. It still probably wouldn't have mattered.
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Old 09-28-2005, 09:51 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I couldn't climb the rope to save my ass. We had to do it in elementary school.
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Old 09-28-2005, 09:52 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I liked climbing the rope but that was partly because it was one of the activities that I was better at. Also I LOVE being up high. I actually hung around up at the top enjoying the view a couple times till the instructor yelled at me to get down.

I never noticed a "good" sensation. I know I was grinning but it was mostly the glow of success and the pleasure of the height.
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Old 09-28-2005, 09:57 AM   #20 (permalink)
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There was a girl in High School that was exempt from doing push-ups.

I cried foul: Why does she get away with not doing PT and still get a good mark in gym?

My buddy whispered: She has an orgasm every time she does push-ups.

I was floored.
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dang... we couldn't even get away with cramps as an excuse to get out of gym...
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Old 09-28-2005, 10:59 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Climbing the rope wasn't part of my high school curriculum, so I didn't do it in a gym class. But when I worked as a climbing instructor it was one of the obstacles. I was the designated 'demo guy', which meant I'd tie in and demonstrate proper technique on various climbing elements, as well as demonstrating a fall, while my belayer explained exactly what was going on (it always made me think of Penn and Teller for some reason).

In short, I climbed that bloody rope hundreds of times. I don't remember any undue excitement coming out of it and nobody ever mentioned anything to me. Mind, if it did er.. make them happy I suppose they wouldn't really menion it to the instructor, especially not the surly-looking one. So I guess it's just different for everyone.
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Old 09-28-2005, 11:20 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Never climed a rope in gradeschool... went to a VERY small school, so no budget for a gym... we just played football/kickball/soccer outside.

Anyways for a guy getting an erection, if it happend it's not because it feels good, but because anything touching it down there will cause it to get excited.

As for girls, never heard about it before, but talked to my friend, and she admits about the crunches. She said "yeah, why do you think girls are always breathing so hard after doing such a little workout?"

I have a new reason to go to the gym lol.
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Old 09-28-2005, 02:11 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Well, that's a first. "Rope humping." I've heard of a lot of stuff, but fucking a piece of rope never occurred to me. I can say that I've never had this experience, but my first thought is "ooeey. stop it - it burns, it burns." I suppose if I had an inny and not an outy, maybe it'd be different?

I also find the image of blowing a load doing crunches to be sort of funny...I can just see guys at the gym running of the mats, hands over their crotches. It's bad enough if someone sharts while doing squats...
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Old 09-28-2005, 03:30 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I'm curious about how many people got off from climbing the rope (or doing other abdominally-straining exercises). Is it just a female thing? Or did a lot of women just never climb the rope, either? Man, I loved climbing that thing... it was my favorite day in gym class, mostly because of the semi-orgasm it produced.
I would be very very concerned if I all of a sudden came because I was doing a sit up. That and it'd be really awkward for the other people in the gym

As for that girl that orgasms when she does push ups; man that is NUTS. I'd have monster arms if that happened to me. That, and many pairs of shorts to clean.
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Old 09-28-2005, 04:36 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Yeah, original posted was 15, so that pretty much went nowhere... and the original poster didn't really articulate their point nearly as well... so here there is a discussion, where there, there was not.

I've always been a fairly big guy, and I dont' think i've been able to do ONE pull-up in my whole life... but I LOVED climbing the rope. Still not sure how I could do one and not the other, but it does use the muscles differently.

Also, I can totally see them exempting a girl who came every time she did pushups... could you imagine trying to explain to parents of other children or to your administration why one of your teenage girls keeps falls down screaming and moaning in hot, lusty ecstacy whenever she does pushups? That's an issue just waiting to make headlines with the PTA. Man, what a great visual...
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Old 09-30-2005, 03:09 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Just to keep this thread going a little longer...

Last night I asked 3 married (and one single) women about the rope orgasms or the crunches orgasm thing...

They laughed me to scorn. They thought I was full of shit. They all said it does not happen. (Not to discredit you, Abaya. I'm just relaying what was said.)
One problem is that they were in a room full of husbands and friends and I seriously doubt any one of them would have been willing to stick their neck out and say "yes, I orgasmed from rope climbing". So there's that, but I still don't think that it happened to any one of them. Again, I know it wouldn't happen to every girl, but you think out of four girls at least one of them would have heard of it, or at the very least thought it conceivable...
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Old 09-30-2005, 05:24 AM   #27 (permalink)
 
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Here's the thing... I never said that I orgasmed from rope climbing. I just clearly remember some feel-good stuff going on in my abdominal muscles, the same muscles that I later discovered would be helpful when clenching during oral sex. Several of my girl friends at the time were into it, and we all knew how the rope climbing made our "tummies feel good."

So orgasm in middle school, no. Not even close. But it was the same motion that would lead to an orgasm by holding on the to the bed and clenching my lower abs during sex. That's all...
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Old 09-30-2005, 05:27 AM   #28 (permalink)
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i do not know this new special way of orgasm! i am now interest in buying a rope for exercise and cum too!

do you know the good place to buy sex rope? i try to find this at target store, but this rope was slender and will not fill my bill.

help for sex rope, if you please!
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Old 09-30-2005, 05:30 AM   #29 (permalink)
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There's your problem... you aren't supposed to make it fit your bill, rather it's supposed to fit your "bill". Try visiting the YMCA.
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Old 10-01-2005, 05:15 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I remember getting "that feeling" when climbing the rope in elementary school, but not later on in High School.

As a side note, my first couple of wet dreams (which I remember quite clearly thank you very much) weren't sexual at all, but involved scenerios where I was struggling to climb up onto things.

I'll leave those details to another thread
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Old 10-05-2005, 07:16 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Sheesh, I have to admit: it happened to me too. It was two distinct feelings, one while going up the rope, and the other while sliding down. Going up, I think the other posters' comments about abdominal muscles applied: you're tensing up muscles in your abs, hips, and legs that are in some way tied to the process of sexual tension/release. Add to that a possibility of some friction from the rope and there you have it: that "funny feeling" from Wayne's World. I can see girls getting this to a lesser extent than guys (I am a guy).

On the way down, it was pure friction which happened to catch me in just the right position. The question is, does *this* part happen to females? Their nether regions, shall we say, are a bit more protected than guys', so I would think what might look like very direct rope-to-erogenous zone contact might be nothing at all.

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Old 10-06-2005, 07:56 AM   #32 (permalink)
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I vaguely remember the feeling. We had to climb rope in middle school and I do remember having SOME kind of a feeling closely related to stimulation of some sort. Like feetla said, I tend to remember the more sexual feeling was on the climb up. Probably related to which muscles were being contracted and how they were being clenched.
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We had metal poles for climbing at my school... and well, that's just not as pleasant, I imagine, as rope would be. Metal poles didn't do it for me, or anyone I knew.
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Old 10-07-2005, 12:27 PM   #34 (permalink)
 
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Actually, I could manage that Kegel-muscle contraction (now that I know what it is, since I obviously didn't in elementary school) on metal poles, too! Basically anything that required me to clench my abs... climbing ropes, poles, and even doing pull-ups (not even requiring contact down there... just the clenching). I always knew exactly how to make it feel good in that spot between my tummy and crotch. Now that I think back, it really was like a form of masturbation! (in an indirect way). Interesting that some of the guys have felt it, too.
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Old 10-07-2005, 05:35 PM   #35 (permalink)
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This thread makes me want to try the rope climb again. It has nothign to do with the sexual nature of things, I'm just wondering if I'm enough stronger at 21 than I was at 10 to manage to get off the floor.
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Old 10-15-2005, 10:46 PM   #36 (permalink)
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I know exactly what you are talking about. I remember that feeling and I have gotten it while doing pull-ups as well. I also got the feeling doing leg raises on a pull-up machine. I dunno why it happens but I'm not complaining.
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