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A few years ago, a buddy of mine introduced me to this site. One of the most expensive gimicks I've ever seen. But it's so life like, I'm sure a high budget film would use a few in some stunts.

http://www.realdoll.com

Unlike the bouncy trampoline thing, I don't believe you can should this with you SO. Unless I'm very much mistaken

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Kalnaur

That is the damned most creepy thing I have ever seen. Ever.

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MSD

Maybe it's there and I don't see it because I avoid the really extreme stuff, but I'm surprised that this hasn't found a place in the torture/snuff porn genre.

skinnymofo

those would be great for the carpool lane.
and yes, ill agree with them being really creepy. if i saw one of those sitting on my bed or the bathroom when i came home id be freaked out.

Vincentt

Well, I have always wondered how you move these around with out getting the police called on you.

Moving a lifeless girl around your house... or if you need to move her to your car.

What do you do? Wrap her in a rug? haha.

Anyway, I don't see how you can have one of these and get a girl friend. The creepy scale is too high.

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Sticky

But if there was one on the couch or in the kitchen, no problem?

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ruggerp11

Maybe you can get a girlfriend who is just slightly bi-curious?!

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My friend says his wife reminds him of a RealDoll...

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This thread reminds me of a song....

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the_marq

The regular dolls are one thing, THIS is off the scale:



I think it's supposed to be a Dark Elf (drow) or some such thing.

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Ustwo

SA did a weekend web showing message board posts from people who own these things.

Creepy to say the least.

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the_marq

Then there's this one:

http://www.realdoll.com/image/studio/shemale003.jpg

Not hotlinked for a reason (you've been warned).

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Martian

These things are a classic example of the uncanny valley. They're too lifelike, without being real (or a close enough facsimile that we can't tell the difference). If they weren't so lifelike they'd do well, but being so close but off by a little bit is just, well, creepy.

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nothing to say

Blackthorn

Making a list...checking it twice!

Christmas is right around the corner....

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maleficent

While real women aren't any cheaper than real dolls -- some of 'em are way more interactive and fun - -and might actually consider going to the kitchen to fetch a beer - do real dolls do that?

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Sweet mother of GOD those things are too real. On a majority of them, you could apply the tiniest amount of airbrushing here or there, and there's no telling they're fake. The biggest thing that gives them away is the hands... for some reason they just don't look right no matter what.

777

Wouldn't asking for on of these instantly put you on the naughty list :p
True, and once you realize that it's just going to lay there, they may move on to real women (or men, in case of the guy doll). Something a kin to this was described by www.RealDollDoctor.com He buys worn and torn dolls, patches them up, and puts them up on eBay. Some of them have been neglected and left in their crate to the point that the dolls wind up with "crate marks".

And I don't know about you, but the idea that people are buying pre-own real dolls is REAAAAAAAALLY creepy.

And if some of these are too "real" for you, try the "anime" doll :p http://www.realdoll.com/Image/annamae/annamae002sm.jpg

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I'd rather fuck my couch.

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ngdawg

HBO's Real Sex did a segment a while back on these dolls-how they're made, people that buy them, etc. The weirdest part has to be the people making them, fashioning genitalia gleaned from casts, attaching 'hair', etc. One couple that owns one act like it's a 'safe' 3-way....they are real enough that more than one picture in a site of nothing but boobs is actually showing a Realdolls' breasts and if you never saw the Realdoll site, you'd be none the wiser.

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Locobot

Do they come with a rotting-flesh scent or do you have to add that yourself? Maybe they could add a horsemeat layer under the skin to attract maggots for true realism.

Johnny Pyro

That is the most disturbing, creepy, disgusting thing I have ever seen. I mean to spend the money on one of these "Real dolls" is insane.

I'm kidding! I want one of these dolls really bad! The Anime one. I'd fuck it! Why not! You only live once. I don't care if it just lays there. Thats all I need. I would like to try it out first before I buy one. Think they'll let me?

If I get one, where could I keep it? What if somebody happens to find her? What do I say? Hmmmmm....

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Sultana

Bwahaha! Now that *is* thinking ahead...and a reasonable question. I guess if someone's got the bucks to get one, they've got the bucks to store it securly as well.

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jwoody

Why do they all look like they're in shock?

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denim

They saw themselves in a mirror.

Anxst

Because they are. They are real people who were put into a plasticizing machine invented by the Nazi's long ago. As they are shoved into the machine they were all shown pictures of Margaret Thatcher in the nude. Although they cannot move, they're still in there. Watching you.

Wow, it's early. What was I saying?

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Stiltzkin

I was watching some show about robots maybe two or three months ago, and they mentioned this too. They showed some robots with eerily human-like faces, which looked creepy as hell, and then some funnier-looking robot, which was much more pleasant to look at. And they also mentioned this factor that you talked about. Interesting stuff.

phredgreen

here's the thing. i've fucked enough girls that just lay there. i need some interaction or there's nothing. sorry. this idea fails in my book.

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Rubyee

Interesting. I am honestly surprised that some don't come with AI and a voice box with pre-recorded voices. Then, you could choose your voice- just place a check mark next to the ones you want.

Soft
Medium
Loud

Low Pitched
Medium Pitched
High Pitched

Talking Dirty
Pretending Not to Want It
Just Moans

French accent
Spanish accent

Smoker's Voice
Purring
Screams at Climax

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Esen

Very Amusing; I'm sure it would make some lonely guy really happy.

You know what would be really fraking creepy, I mean busting out of the box creepy?

Have them make one that looks Identical to your wife and then have a 3 way with them lol. Ha you can see your wife go down on her self.

Dont tall my wife I said that she would kill me.

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Sugarmouse

i think its kinda sexy....lol

i can just imagine soem old man talking to it...making its tea...quite sad to be lonely enough to need one really

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Suave

Just like everyone who's lonely enough to need a dildo, right?

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Sweetpea

i don't see anything wrong with it. Personally, i think it's fine... it's better than getting a sex trade worker or something desperate like that if you're really lonely.

Or even for someone who isn't lonely, what's the big deal?? It's not hurting anyone.


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Rubyee

No, you are right. There isn't anything wrong with it.

They are still creepy.

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Lasereth

The worst part about these dolls is how many guys say it's sooo disgusting yet 90% of the girls on the Titty Board look identical to these due to airbrushing.

-Lasereth

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I'll bet they'd tell me to pick my shoes up, put away the dirty dishes, clean the bathroom, take out the trash, cut the grass, fold up the laundry and yada yada yada...
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There are PRE OWNED versions of these things! Who the hell would buy one of those?

And as for these thing being "creepy" well -- there are a thousand and now one more masturbation devices out there. This really isn't serving a different purpose from that "Fleshlight" thing that was talked about in a thread here a while back. Oh wait...this one comes with a face so maybe it is slightly less anonymous if you are capable of projecting a personality into one of these things.

For the record I'd really only want one if it could "fetch me a beer"

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Redlemon

My wife could be considered pre-owned...

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777

That's the spirit. And you're in luck. There is a "try before you buy" option.

You can buy...

(drum roll please...)

Just the torso.

Now, THAT'S, creepy. They're asking for $1500 for the torso. But it's very fuckable, and if you decide to get a whole doll, they'll take $500 off.

And now that I think about it, isn't a pre-owned doll more experienced

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Johnny Pyro

At the local porn shop, where I buy my movies and they also sell bongs, I saw a Jenna Jameson torso. Sculpted from her private parts, asshole and all! It is kinda creepy, but I do want it. $200!! I have two problems, one is it's too much money and two, I don't think I have the balls to buy it! I can't bring myself to go to the cashier with it in my hands. Is embarassing. I keep telling myself, "What... am I too good to fuck a fake pussy?! Who cares!"

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doncalypso

If I were ever to even consider buying one of these things I wish any man around would be compassionate enough to shoot me dead.

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