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Xazy · 09-15-2005, 09:48 AM

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t the local porn shop, where I buy my movies and they also sell bongs, I saw a Jenna Jameson torso. Sculpted from her private parts, asshole and all! It is kinda creepy, but I do want it. $200!!

I bought one of those for $70 for a friends birthday as a gag gift.

Cimarron29414 · 09-15-2005, 12:25 PM

I love how everyone is grossed out about the "pre-owned" part. Remember dinner at that fancy restaurant last night? That fork you used? Yeah, it was in someone else's mouth about 10 minutes earlier. Remember that girl you married? Yeah, there was someone else's penis in her about 2 months before you met her. You see, we civilized societies have this invention called 'soap.' If cleans stuff so that other people can use it.

While I could not justify the expense of one of these dolls for purient reasons, I do admire them as works of erotic art. I also think that they offer a safe, sexual experience to people otherwise incapable of acquiring one. Overall, I like them.

P.S. I can GUARANTEE that if I ever hit the Powerball lottery - I would buy one of these in a heartbeat - just so I could send it to my boss and tell him to F#$! off!

Ustwo · 09-15-2005, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cimarron29414

I love how everyone is grossed out about the "pre-owned" part. Remember dinner at that fancy restaurant last night? That fork you used? Yeah, it was in someone else's mouth about 10 minutes earlier. Remember that girl you married? Yeah, there was someone else's penis in her about 2 months before you met her. You see, we civilized societies have this invention called 'soap.' If cleans stuff so that other people can use it.

I'm sorry but I draw the recycling line at peoples sex toys.

Cimarron29414 · 09-16-2005, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Ustwo

I'm sorry but I draw the recycling line at peoples sex toys.

The human mouth is far more "dirty" that people's naughty bits, and you don't have any trouble using forks at public restaurants. My only point is that this is an irrational line to draw. There is not logical, biological, or sanitary reason why you can't use a toy that you cleaned.

However, I have never actually used a toy that someone else used. I am being theoretical. I suppose, if placed in the situation, I might feel differently.

micah67 · 09-26-2005, 09:35 AM

And they're made right here in my home town (San Marcos, CA - North San Diego County). A few years ago I drove by their office, a non-descript industrial warehouse. I wonder if they do tours... At the very least, I could save in shipping costs by picking one up personally!

BTW, this has been discussed many times: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26860
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=65293
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=62889

Uncle Pony · 09-26-2005, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Pyro

I have two problems, one is it's too much money and two, I don't think I have the balls to buy it! I can't bring myself to go to the cashier with it in my hands. Is embarassing. I keep telling myself, "What... am I too good to fuck a fake pussy?! Who cares!"

Better than being the man who carries a thermos sized dildo and a five gallon bucket of ass lube up to the counter. You wouldn't be as perverted as him in the casheir's eyes.

JStrider · 09-26-2005, 04:14 PM

i want one of their booby balls
http://realdoll.com/accessories.asp
top of the list...

it would be funny as hell to throw around the dorm hallway

too bad their $30

Redlemon · 09-27-2005, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by JStrider

i want one of their booby balls
http://realdoll.com/accessories.asp
top of the list...

it would be funny as hell to throw around the dorm hallway

too bad their $30

That page has even scarier items for sale...

... an adult video starring RealDolls, and Ron Jeremy?
... light up dildos, for when you can't get it up and still need to please your RealDoll?

09-15-2005, 12:25 PM	#42 (permalink)
Cimarron29414 Still Free Location: comfortably perched at the top of the bell curve!	I love how everyone is grossed out about the "pre-owned" part. Remember dinner at that fancy restaurant last night? That fork you used? Yeah, it was in someone else's mouth about 10 minutes earlier. Remember that girl you married? Yeah, there was someone else's penis in her about 2 months before you met her. You see, we civilized societies have this invention called 'soap.' If cleans stuff so that other people can use it. While I could not justify the expense of one of these dolls for purient reasons, I do admire them as works of erotic art. I also think that they offer a safe, sexual experience to people otherwise incapable of acquiring one. Overall, I like them. P.S. I can GUARANTEE that if I ever hit the Powerball lottery - I would buy one of these in a heartbeat - just so I could send it to my boss and tell him to F#$! off! __________________ Gives a man a halo, does mead. "Here lies The_Jazz: Killed by an ambitious, sparkly, pink butterfly."

09-26-2005, 09:35 AM	#45 (permalink)
micah67 Thor Location: 33:08:12N 117:10:23W	And they're made right here in my home town (San Marcos, CA - North San Diego County). A few years ago I drove by their office, a non-descript industrial warehouse. I wonder if they do tours... At the very least, I could save in shipping costs by picking one up personally! BTW, this has been discussed many times: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26860 http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=65293 http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=62889 __________________ ~micah

09-26-2005, 04:14 PM	#47 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	i want one of their booby balls http://realdoll.com/accessories.asp top of the list... it would be funny as hell to throw around the dorm hallway too bad their $30 __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto