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jawshoouh · 12-09-2003, 12:33 AM

k kind of a weird question, but i've read threads about shaving your pubes and other body hair, but does anyone here, male or female, wax their own ass-crack? or do you have it professionally done?

if you're a DIY, what brand works best, how's it done, etc...

TIA

insidious_machinae · 12-09-2003, 12:39 AM

Man, that HAS to hurt. I puckered just thinking about it.

jawshoouh · 12-09-2003, 12:41 AM

well, after getting some exposure (ok, a lot of exposure) to porno flix, i wonder how these women get their asses and area around their assholes so clean-shaven. i assume it's wax, but damn, that's gotta be painful...

dumbnutofak · 12-09-2003, 12:45 AM

Two Words... Duece Bigalo

You should watch that.

insidious_machinae · 12-09-2003, 01:00 AM

Dumbnutofak, it just got added to my 'things to do' list.

jawshoouh · 12-09-2003, 01:02 AM

so you're suggesting a professional wax job then, not a DIY?

slimshaydee · 12-09-2003, 01:13 AM

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=27995

macro · 12-09-2003, 05:24 AM

I've wondered too. Shaving can be perilous and you get that nasty itch...

macro · 12-09-2003, 05:31 AM

Wondering if anyone has come up with "creative patterns" I've seen women do it, but their hair down there is much more conducive to it.

jawshoouh · 12-09-2003, 06:23 AM

thanks slimshaydee...didn't think to look there, that was genitals, not asscrack

i'll check it out later, though!

dumbnutofak · 12-09-2003, 12:08 PM

lol BTW I have never had my ass waxed...but in that movie they do it to him....so you can get an idea how it is done.

Mongolguy · 12-09-2003, 08:13 PM

DIY!?!? Damn! I'm tough but not that tough.
(But after thinking about it for a while......hmmmm? that might be quite a rush)

omega2K4 · 12-09-2003, 09:59 PM

I haven't ever been waxed, it just looks way too painful. However, my girlfriend gets her vagina and ass waxed, which I LOVE.

jawshoouh · 12-09-2003, 10:27 PM

she does it herself or gets it professionally done?

Averett · 12-10-2003, 09:49 AM

Call up some salons and see if they do men. You'd be suprised at how many do... I had a bikini wax last summer, and while it hurt like holy hell it was worth it. I haven't done it again since nobody has come in contact with that area

but I would if such an occasion would present itself again.

space-n-'cord · 12-10-2003, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sfaker
Is it me, or did this post become a post to talk about cock size? Heh, just thought I'd ask

Averett · 12-10-2003, 09:52 AM

This thread makes me giggle

Quote:

Originally posted by Dwarf020
actually, the opinion my ex gave me yesterday was that size doesnt matter if you know what you're doing, but if you dont know what you're doing, being huge makes up for a lot of the gap.

Well, not necessarly.... In this case you've just got something huge ramming you. Not always a good thing.

Iliftrocks · 12-10-2003, 10:06 AM

Mine brings me great joy, regardless of it's size....... Just don't ask the wife...heh heh

phunktastic · 12-10-2003, 06:06 PM

Just shaved the boys for the first time and trimmed everything else really close. It feels great! It was a lot easier than I thought. I was afraid I'd rip my sack open and have to make a trip to the emergency room!

Now I just need to find a girl to appreciate all the hard work I put into my nether regions

ChrisJericho · 12-14-2003, 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lunchbox7
The average size of a penis is 6-6 1/2 inches. 1 in 100000 men have an 8 inch penis. Further more if size does matter to a girl it is purely psychological. The vagina has almost all of its nerves in the 1st 4 inches of the canal. So there is absolutely no reason why a guy with a 4 inch penis cant satisfy a woman just as much as a man with a 8 inch penis.

Mostly true. In my psych class I was told the average length was about 6 inches with a standard deviation of 1 inch. So basically pretty much all of us fall into the 5-7 inch range.

The thing about the vaginal nerves is ABSOLUTELY true. After about 4 inches there's not very many nerves, most of the nerves are concentrated on the outside, especially around the clitoris (duh). However, while the length might not matter, the thickness does. Thicker = more surface area for friction. Yes, a big penis might be a psychological turn on for a chick.... but it works both ways. I know I personally would be more turned on by getting it on with a chick with C cups than the same chick with A cups, even though breast size doesn't have anything to do with what's going on down below.

So yeah, if you're between 5-7 inches don't worry.

Tophat665 · 12-14-2003, 06:44 AM

Yo!, Tripod! Easy for you to say.

Roger, Wilco.

satdude · 12-15-2003, 09:03 AM

bald is beautiful

punx1325 · 12-20-2003, 11:22 AM

well I tried it for the first time and I think I like it, but it's just a lot of work...

stiffy · 12-21-2003, 10:47 PM

I know I hate going down on a chick and coming up with a mouthfull of pubes, so why shouldn't I do the same?!
Plus it looks cleaner, and I think a littlle larger without a mass of curls at the base!!!

SkateBmx · 12-22-2003, 06:52 PM

im new here, just saw this thread. this forum is hilarious

txgirl · 12-24-2003, 07:28 AM

I agree Stiffy...I just can't handle the whole hair thing and then having a hair stuck in your throat...NASTY!

SVT01Cobra · 12-24-2003, 06:41 PM

I couldnt imagine how horrible it would be to go down on a girl and come up with a mouthful of pubes...
"Hey, I think you got something in your teeth."

omega2K4 · 12-29-2003, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jawshoouh
she does it herself or gets it professionally done?

Professionally.

digme · 01-02-2004, 07:21 PM

I recently shaved my balls... god damn it feels good. I'd like to get them waxed, but I think that will wait for a bit. Maybe I'll use it as an incentive to get in shape (good ole new years resolutions...)

sconner3755 · 01-07-2004, 08:46 AM

It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean, but you can't get to Hawaii in a canoe.

numist · 01-07-2004, 01:59 PM

sconner, my g/f told me almost the same thing a few days ago, except it was a little more historical...

Its not the size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean, but you'll never make it to England in a rowboat.

Then again, the Titanic didnt make it either...

myguitarisaweap · 01-07-2004, 08:43 PM

I have a smooth pair of balls and ass. Shaving the balls aren't really that difficult the hard part is the ass. But anyways, on the matter of women liking it or not, it goes both ways really, it's mostly "I don't care" or "Yuck I hate hair" (atleast the women I've come in contact with), so I figuered just shave.

SVT01Cobra · 01-14-2004, 01:09 PM

Really? The ass was the easiest part for me...

Munku · 01-14-2004, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Its not the size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean, but you'll never make it to England in a rowboat.

This has been said like 5 times so far. In different variations too!

LStanley · 01-15-2004, 02:42 AM

lol I've heard about your "endowement"

guess you got tired ehrm?? that was utterly amusing

LStanley · 01-15-2004, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lunchbox7
The average size of a penis is 6-6 1/2 inches. 1 in 100000 men have an 8 inch penis. Further more if size does matter to a girl it is purely psychological. The vagina has almost all of its nerves in the 1st 4 inches of the canal. So there is absolutely no reason why a guy with a 4 inch penis cant satisfy a woman just as much as a man with a 8 inch penis. A woman is conditioned by the media and social pressures (friends etc) to believe that a bigger penis means better sex. They thus associate the sight of a larger penis with better sex. Because they believe it will be better it becomes better. the human mind is a marvelous thing.

Further thing if your girlfriend/wife complains about you not being big enough you could always say "If you werent so loose then I wouldnt need to be so big". You see a woman can change how loose they are but guys cant change how big they are. So why is there so much societal pressure on guys about penis size? The pressure should be on womens tightness if anything.

what are the odds for 7.5 mr. odds man?

lol I'm just givin ya a hard time... I didn't know an 8 inch was that rare.. I guess they are more common in TX... bout 1 out of every 30 guys on the football team was at least 4-5 or so limp... they gotta be like 7.5 or better I mean hell... I'm smaller than 4 limp and still get to 7.5 or 8

but I dunno.... maybe 1 out of 100,000 is right I've not inspected that many of different guys genetials

arch13 · 01-15-2004, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LStanley
what are the odds for 7.5 mr. odds man?

lol I'm just givin ya a hard time... I didn't know an 8 inch was that rare.. I guess they are more common in TX... bout 1 out of every 30 guys on the football team was at least 4-5 or so limp... they gotta be like 7.5 or better I mean hell... I'm smaller than 4 limp and still get to 7.5 or 8

but I dunno.... maybe 1 out of 100,000 is right I've not inspected that many of different guys genetials

actaully most men who are large limp do not gain considerable length when hard. Rather smaller men grow larger when aroused. Read your kinsley report

LStanley · 01-15-2004, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by arch13
actaully most men who are large limp do not gain considerable length when hard. Rather smaller men grow larger when aroused. Read your kinnley report

hmmmm..... learn something new everyday.... I figured it was just a % of growth was more or less given to every man... guess not..

LStanley · 01-15-2004, 05:25 AM

I've shaved a few times before... every time I do it... its REALLY REALLY REALLY smooth.. I'm a perfectionist... but it always SERIOUSLY itches like a crazy farm ridden madman like 4 hours later and for 4 days continiously.. any ideas as to why?? I thought it would be just a reaction first and it'd go away.. and I stuck thought it for a week... no improvement except for the first few hrs after shaving... and then it'd start itching again... so I let it grow all back out and it was fine.. tried shaving again, did the same.. and let it go out again.. and recently tried shaving again... still itches... soooo its grown out now... you guys have any idea on a creme or something? that might toughen my skin? or something??

no I don't cut it or anything... it just itches like crazy when I shave

evilbeefchan · 01-16-2004, 12:03 AM

Bath and Body works sells "Shave the Day," part of their True Blue Spa line. It has Shea Butter and Vitamins A & E, which nourishe, hydrate, protect and condition skin.

Also, their "Soothing face conditioners" work very well for both polar regions. Special Ingredients (aside from all the scientific mumbo jumbo):

Aloe Vera: Soothe, soften and condition skin

Allantoin: Soothes Razor burn and helps protect against irritation

Almond Glycerides: Soften and Moisturize

I used to just use Gillette shave gel, but I had problems with irritation and scratches. Then I made the biggest mistake by just shaving with the water running. Chafe-City, my friends.

I got these things "on sale," but I think you can just go out and look for after-shave conditioners with these ingredients in them.

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12-09-2003, 12:33 AM	#681 (permalink)
jawshoouh Banned Location: GMT -5	waxxing your butt... k kind of a weird question, but i've read threads about shaving your pubes and other body hair, but does anyone here, male or female, wax their own ass-crack? or do you have it professionally done? if you're a DIY, what brand works best, how's it done, etc... TIA

12-09-2003, 12:45 AM	#684 (permalink)
dumbnutofak Crazy Location: Anchorage Alaska	Two Words... Duece Bigalo You should watch that. __________________ If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is a man who has so much as to be out of danger?

12-09-2003, 12:08 PM	#691 (permalink)
dumbnutofak Crazy Location: Anchorage Alaska	lol BTW I have never had my ass waxed...but in that movie they do it to him....so you can get an idea how it is done. __________________ If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is a man who has so much as to be out of danger?

12-09-2003, 09:59 PM	#693 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	I haven't ever been waxed, it just looks way too painful. However, my girlfriend gets her vagina and ass waxed, which I *LOVE*. __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

12-09-2003, 12:39 AM	#682 (permalink)
insidious_machinae Psycho	Man, that HAS to hurt. I puckered just thinking about it.

12-09-2003, 12:41 AM	#683 (permalink)
jawshoouh Banned Location: GMT -5	well, after getting some exposure (ok, a lot of exposure) to porno flix, i wonder how these women get their asses and area around their assholes so clean-shaven. i assume it's wax, but damn, that's gotta be painful...

12-09-2003, 01:00 AM	#685 (permalink)
insidious_machinae Psycho	Dumbnutofak, it just got added to my 'things to do' list.

12-09-2003, 01:02 AM	#686 (permalink)
jawshoouh Banned Location: GMT -5	so you're suggesting a professional wax job then, not a DIY?

12-09-2003, 01:13 AM	#687 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=27995

12-09-2003, 05:24 AM	#688 (permalink)
macro Crazy Location: where you live	I've wondered too. Shaving can be perilous and you get that nasty itch...

12-09-2003, 05:31 AM	#689 (permalink)
macro Crazy Location: where you live	Wondering if anyone has come up with "creative patterns" I've seen women do it, but their hair down there is much more conducive to it.

12-09-2003, 06:23 AM	#690 (permalink)
jawshoouh Banned Location: GMT -5	thanks slimshaydee...didn't think to look there, that was genitals, not asscrack i'll check it out later, though!

12-09-2003, 08:13 PM	#692 (permalink)
Mongolguy Crazy Location: My own little world. 'Cause they know me there.	DIY!?!? Damn! I'm tough but not that tough. (But after thinking about it for a while......hmmmm? that might be quite a rush)

12-09-2003, 10:27 PM	#694 (permalink)
jawshoouh Banned Location: GMT -5	she does it herself or gets it professionally done?

12-15-2003, 09:03 AM	#702 (permalink)
satdude Junkie Location: out THERE, man	bald is beautiful

12-10-2003, 09:49 AM	#695 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	Call up some salons and see if they do men. You'd be suprised at how many do... I had a bikini wax last summer, and while it hurt like holy hell it was worth it. I haven't done it again since nobody has come in contact with that area but I would if such an occasion would present itself again. __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

12-10-2003, 10:06 AM	#698 (permalink)
Iliftrocks Junkie Location: Near Raleigh, NC	Mine brings me great joy, regardless of it's size....... Just don't ask the wife...heh heh __________________ bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

12-10-2003, 06:06 PM	#699 (permalink)
phunktastic Insane Location: Dayton, Ohio	Just shaved the boys for the first time and trimmed everything else really close. It feels great! It was a lot easier than I thought. I was afraid I'd rip my sack open and have to make a trip to the emergency room! Now I just need to find a girl to appreciate all the hard work I put into my nether regions __________________ "Relax, the world will spin beside itself and suck you in. With threats and hopes beyond compare"

12-14-2003, 06:44 AM	#701 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Yo!, Tripod! Easy for you to say. Roger, Wilco. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-20-2003, 11:22 AM	#703 (permalink)
punx1325 Junkie Location: San Diego	well I tried it for the first time and I think I like it, but it's just a lot of work... __________________ If something seems too good to be true, then it probably is....

12-21-2003, 10:47 PM	#704 (permalink)
stiffy Upright Location: MELBOURNE	I know I hate going down on a chick and coming up with a mouthfull of pubes, so why shouldn't I do the same?! Plus it looks cleaner, and I think a littlle larger without a mass of curls at the base!!! __________________ STIFFY

12-22-2003, 06:52 PM	#705 (permalink)
SkateBmx Banned	im new here, just saw this thread. this forum is hilarious

12-24-2003, 07:28 AM	#706 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	I agree Stiffy...I just can't handle the whole hair thing and then having a hair stuck in your throat...NASTY!

12-24-2003, 06:41 PM	#707 (permalink)
SVT01Cobra Psycho Location: Somewhere, Missouri	I couldnt imagine how horrible it would be to go down on a girl and come up with a mouthful of pubes... "Hey, I think you got something in your teeth."

01-02-2004, 07:21 PM	#709 (permalink)
digme Crazy Location: madison, wi	I recently shaved my balls... god damn it feels good. I'd like to get them waxed, but I think that will wait for a bit. Maybe I'll use it as an incentive to get in shape (good ole new years resolutions...)

01-07-2004, 08:46 AM	#710 (permalink)
sconner3755 Upright	It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean, but you can't get to Hawaii in a canoe.

01-07-2004, 01:59 PM	#711 (permalink)
numist Banned Location: UCSD, 510.49 miles from my love	sconner, my g/f told me almost the same thing a few days ago, except it was a little more historical... Its not the size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean, but you'll never make it to England in a rowboat. Then again, the Titanic didnt make it either...

01-07-2004, 08:43 PM	#712 (permalink)
myguitarisaweap Upright	I have a smooth pair of balls and ass. Shaving the balls aren't really that difficult the hard part is the ass. But anyways, on the matter of women liking it or not, it goes both ways really, it's mostly "I don't care" or "Yuck I hate hair" (atleast the women I've come in contact with), so I figuered just shave.

01-14-2004, 01:09 PM	#713 (permalink)
SVT01Cobra Psycho Location: Somewhere, Missouri	Really? The ass was the easiest part for me...

01-15-2004, 02:42 AM	#715 (permalink)
LStanley Insane Location: Houston TX	lol I've heard about your "endowement" guess you got tired ehrm?? that was utterly amusing __________________ Lathan Stanley

01-15-2004, 05:25 AM	#719 (permalink)
LStanley Insane Location: Houston TX	I've shaved a few times before... every time I do it... its REALLY REALLY REALLY smooth.. I'm a perfectionist... but it always SERIOUSLY itches like a crazy farm ridden madman like 4 hours later and for 4 days continiously.. any ideas as to why?? I thought it would be just a reaction first and it'd go away.. and I stuck thought it for a week... no improvement except for the first few hrs after shaving... and then it'd start itching again... so I let it grow all back out and it was fine.. tried shaving again, did the same.. and let it go out again.. and recently tried shaving again... still itches... soooo its grown out now... you guys have any idea on a creme or something? that might toughen my skin? or something?? no I don't cut it or anything... it just itches like crazy when I shave __________________ Lathan Stanley

01-16-2004, 12:03 AM	#720 (permalink)
evilbeefchan Addict Location: Alhambra, CA	I sound like such an Ad-whore. Bath and Body works sells "Shave the Day," part of their True Blue Spa line. It has Shea Butter and Vitamins A & E, which nourishe, hydrate, protect and condition skin. Also, their "Soothing face conditioners" work very well for both polar regions. Special Ingredients (aside from all the scientific mumbo jumbo): Aloe Vera: Soothe, soften and condition skin Allantoin: Soothes Razor burn and helps protect against irritation Almond Glycerides: Soften and Moisturize I used to just use Gillette shave gel, but I had problems with irritation and scratches. Then I made the biggest mistake by just shaving with the water running. Chafe-City, my friends. I got these things "on sale," but I think you can just go out and look for after-shave conditioners with these ingredients in them. Last edited by evilbeefchan; 01-16-2004 at 12:06 AM..