12-27-2004, 03:15 AM | #962 (permalink) |
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I would like to share my experience of penis enlargement. I used EXTAGEN pills. For the first month I just had great erections and intense sexual drive. But then I noticed gain of my penis half inch in length and a quarter inch in girth.
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01-10-2005, 04:20 PM | #963 (permalink) |
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Location: Greater Atlanta, Ga.
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I mean seriously folks... does anyone really want to drudge thru the forest to get to the snack shack? I think not.... I mean God gave man the good sense to invent the razor for a reason!
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01-22-2005, 02:42 PM | #973 (permalink) |
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Just my 2 cents: Bare is best. I've been completely bare for years now and I feel cleaner and it's easy to upkeep.
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01-25-2005, 07:53 PM | #976 (permalink) |
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Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states
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okay... candid frankness from a female (don't let the name fool ya, boys)
My last boyfriend had a big dick. Call me shallow, I was impressed....at first. He fucked like a jackrabbit until I schooled him. It got better. My new man is hung like a...well, not a big penis, people. Man, this guy can fuck! (I've had a few, he's among the top 3) WHY? It's all in the thrust of the pelvis. Boys, your pelvic bone is your tool, not your cock. Thrust that thang forward and up and we respond!! BIG TIME. The female pleasure zone is primarily the CLITORIS! This is NOT reached by having a longer dong. You curved peni out there may have some access to the G spot as well, but do NOT neglect the clitty. I am a reformed big dick lover. Maturity, experience...(sorry Hal, I dunno how well you use that monster, but it scares me to look at it!) Hey, BIG COCKS CAN HURT!!! (when I said this to my ex-husband when we first started dating he said, "If we ever have sex, will you say 'Ouch' ?" ) Really, Guys. Get over it. Learn to make love like a man. Ask your girl what she likes, experiment, work on it. Be a LOVER. that is all.
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01-28-2005, 10:37 AM | #977 (permalink) | |
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Check out http://sexualrecords.com/ if you're that interested. Has average sizes by race and all sorts of ridiculous other things. EDIT: spelling. Last edited by georges; 01-28-2005 at 10:43 AM.. |
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01-29-2005, 03:09 PM | #979 (permalink) |
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Size Issues
Ok, all the bragging, machoism, size crap aside, I'm a fairly large guy downstairs. In the past this has caused a few problems with sex (occasionally it hits a girl in a strange spot and will cause momentary pain, ect.) but nothing long-lasting or serious. My girlfriend now is a pretty small girl and every time we've tried to have sex I just end up hurting her before long. I feel bad because we both want sex but every time we try our bodies won't cooperate and she just ends up getting hurt. Any chance this is akin to breaking the hymen and she will adjust over time or are we just screwed? Any suggestions?
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01-29-2005, 03:18 PM | #980 (permalink) |
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Location: Lilburn, Ga
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sounds more to me like you're hitting her cervix.....that causes a lot of pain.....have you tried letting her be on top so she can control how deep you go in? I have this problem and there are a few positions I just cannot ever do because it hits me wrong, ESPECIALLY doggie style, and most positions involving me on the bottom are a no go too.
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01-29-2005, 03:55 PM | #982 (permalink) |
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Location: Lilburn, Ga
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just a note.....yes la petite is right lube is needed...but if you're hitting her cervix all the lube in the world wont stop the pain
he doesnt have to be THAT big.....the way Im built anything over 8 inches is to painful for me to consider unless im on top
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01-29-2005, 04:13 PM | #983 (permalink) |
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Location: WA
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I have the same problem. I'm 7 inches and more times than not, I'm hitting my wife's cervix every time we have sex and she's on the bottom. Like Shani and La Petite said above, the only way we've been able to prevent the pain is for her to be on top so she can control how deep I go. Other than that, the only thing that works is for me when doing missionary, doggie or anything with me on top is to control how deep I go in. What I do is put only the head of my penis inside her and thrust in and out with just the head and tease her that way. She does call it being a tease by the way but what it actually does is get her more lubricated and excited and she always ends up begging for more. When I finally slide all the way in it doesn't hurt her as much since she's totally ready for it at that point.
Give that a try. Just experiment and see what works. Last edited by Hardknock; 01-29-2005 at 04:17 PM.. |
01-29-2005, 04:19 PM | #984 (permalink) |
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two words: GO SLOW
bottoming out really can hurt unless your girl is totally relaxed!!! If it's hurt in the past, she might find that difficult to do. Cowgirl is a good plan, but the important bits might not stimulate her properly if you aren't fully entered, so try helping out a bit with your hand (lube it!).
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01-29-2005, 07:59 PM | #985 (permalink) |
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Thanks for all the suggestions. We've tried a couple different positions, including her on top, and haven't gotten anything to work yet. La petite moi, honestly I don't know. I've never actually measured it, but if had to guess I would say about 8+. I guess we'll try some more and go really slowly and see how it works.
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01-30-2005, 12:35 AM | #986 (permalink) |
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if her on top hurts too...i'm wondering if it might be girth instead of length that is bothering her?
is she just feeling super stretched and it hurts (prolly some tearing if that is the case)? or is it only when you go in all (or most of) the way? and it feels like you're hitting something, or maybe like she has to pee really bad (before it gets painful)? if you're too wide for her, it is prolly something she'll be able to accomodate over time. just go slow and use lots of lube. if you are too long, well...you can try various positions but if she's still trying to take in all of you, it might not do any good. try her on top with you not thrusting at all--see if she can go a bit longer that way. if she can, then you just have to work out the adjustments on how much she can take. also have her straighten her legs during sex, that keeps you from entering as deep and provides a bit more clitoral stimulation for her (bonus!). another thing to consider, if your length is the issue, how ready for you is she? sometimes men and women rush into sex a bit and the woman isn't totally ready even if she's wet. when a woman is aroused, she actually lengthens inside allowing her to accomodate more of you. give her lots and lots of foreplay and see if that helps. have you noticed any differences based on her menstrual cycle? some women are more sensitive when they ovulate so that may be a factor as well. all that aside, has she seen her dr? there are other medical conditions she could have that would cause this problem as well. assuming everything with her checks out...you might just be out of luck. some women like having their cervix bumped and will orgasm pretty quickly from it. other women just find it painful and as far as i know, lots of foreplay before sex and position change are the only things you can really do to prevent it. |
01-30-2005, 06:26 AM | #987 (permalink) |
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Location: IOWA
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I'm a little big downstairs and my wife is a pretty small girl too but we have just learned what positions are the best to use without getting hurt. There are a few positions we use that I have to be extra careful so that I don't go to far in, but practice makes perfect and we've learned as go.
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01-30-2005, 12:31 PM | #988 (permalink) |
hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005
Location: North side
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shave with a new razor blade every time, least i do- my husband uses a blade three-four times before it gets useless. we use Coochie Cream, which is shave cream formulated for shaving the privy parts- it works a million times better than shaving cream! shavin is awesome and i'd recommend it to anyone- it feels really good if you're shaved and rubbed down with massage oil- it's slippery sex fun!
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02-01-2005, 04:06 PM | #990 (permalink) | |
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02-02-2005, 09:32 PM | #991 (permalink) |
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Location: Edmontania
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Damn it's been a while since i've last shaved myself and I got tons of ingrown hairs I totally need to get some shaving cream or something.
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02-04-2005, 06:11 AM | #992 (permalink) |
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I would just like to announce that I am the newest member of the "shorn scroat" club. It started as a trim but but my balls are bare. I trimmed my patch with an electric trimmer and I used my razor for the scroat and base of the johnson. Right now I'm not in love with the super itchy feeling, but I've read about 40 of the 1000 posts here on this thread and there seems to be a consensus that the itching goes away or you just get used to it.
What I am not looking forward to are ingrown hairs. Reading the process for ingrown hair removal does not sound fun. I like how it feels. I like how it makes my small penis look bigger. I haven't shown the wife yet, but I know how she'll react - with laughter. But maybe she'll like it if when I teabag her it feels good. Anyway, I'm not sure if I can keep up with the shaving, but we'll see. As for now, I'm enjoying the ride.
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02-11-2005, 07:22 AM | #997 (permalink) |
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I hope someone sees this as it's quite far down in the thread. A few questions for the women:
I'm trimmed (used to completely shave my pubic area, shaft, pernium, and ass all "baby's bottom smooth" religiously) because my girlfriend has noticed some friction when we have sex. It is the stubble, you see. Obviously only noticeable during the act of sex. 1. When my pubic area rubs on her and the fine stubble irritates her missionary style. 2. When I shaved the shaft and we were riding bare-back that my penis would irritate her vagina internally to some degree. 3. She also says that during doggie-style, my pubic area would irritate her butt to some degree. What are your thoughts on this? Does anyone here feel her pain? What can I do to remedy this? She and I love to be shaved, but as I said before, she's recently asked me to just trim it to save her sanity. Should I shave these areas more regularly (change cycle to "every day"), or is there a product I should look into, or should I tell her to suck it up and try to bare the pain? As much as I would hate to have her in pain during sex, there's only so much skin and hair my razor can take off before internal muscle starts to show
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02-11-2005, 11:59 AM | #998 (permalink) | |
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02-17-2005, 10:40 AM | #999 (permalink) |
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I feel I have to inform about averages.
There are 3 types, mean, median, and mode. Mean is what is normally thought of as the average, all the values are added up then divided by the total number of samples. Median is the middle number after you have sorted the numbers smallest to largest, so if the numbers where 1, 1, 4, 6, 7, 8, and 10, the median is 6. (In this case the sample size was 7, an odd number, if it was an even number, then you take the two middle numbers and divide by 2) And the mode is the most common value, in the case above the mode would be 1. As you can see when someone says they have the average of something it can be misleading, in the case above the average could be 1, 6, or 5.3 |
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