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blar · 10-20-2004, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Averett

Umm... we don't have dicks.

lol who said you did???

just asking for some input on this "size debate"

mrklixx · 10-21-2004, 04:10 PM

From the looks of things, this entire thread is now completely moot, because apparently ones' dick size is important enough to boast about, and is directly proportional to whether ones' opinion is valid.

daddio82 · 10-24-2004, 09:27 AM

GOLD BOND POWDER!!! It's the best. For the itchiness and for nicks....

Gamer90 · 10-27-2004, 04:38 PM

Have any of you guys tried shaving with the Gillette M3 Power? I wanted to know if it's better then a Mach 3 Turbo for shaving the scrotum and around the base of my unit. How does the vibration feel? Does it offer me a closer shave?

Thanks in advance.

Tex · 10-27-2004, 04:47 PM

My g/f and I are about to start to get more "intimate" so I gotta get going with the lower region grooming. I'm about to head to the store to grab the supplies and then undertake operation pube hair removal.

Wish me luck..

Shizukana · 10-27-2004, 05:18 PM

Good luck!

Bigeffinal · 10-28-2004, 02:58 PM

So much good advice on shaving!! The right razors and lotions, and cremes... I havent ever had too many problems with it but I've now read 19 pages of people with hairy sacs! I have the urge to shave my balls right now.
Who's with me?

Gamer90 · 10-29-2004, 07:27 PM

I bought the M3 power and man it is amazing this thing can really shave your sac!

shortynickel · 10-30-2004, 12:07 AM

i use the women's silk effects plus and aveeno's therapeutic shave gel...it took several shaves but now i dont get any redness when i shave within a couple of days of each other....also with the razor its alot harder to knick urself....i think i am gonna go take a shower and do it now lol

10-30-2004, 03:22 AM

im thinking about trimming mine..

Gamer90 · 10-31-2004, 04:32 PM

Yeah a razor is better I tried to trim with a pair of scissors caught some skin screamed out and never tried again...

Flaymin' · 11-01-2004, 09:16 AM

Mach3 in shower is all I need. (disposables are for white trash!)
Remember fellers; don't shave your face with the same blade you shave you wang!
I use one blade for my manhood, arms and pits and another for face.

Women : a nice landing strip is nice. Nobody wants to land into a forest.

Raleighbum · 11-02-2004, 06:57 AM

Mach 3 works here well too.

Landing strip - YES! or all smoooth... (tiff teen?)

But what's the deal with not using the same razor.. I know this one guy Heyqi from Island who actually gets kicks out of it in some weird way.

Should I tell him it's dangerous?

LoganSnake · 11-07-2004, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kalibah

say you shave it completly- how long til it grows back? Not to jungle level just back to err normal :?

Took me 3 weeks to grow it back to normal about 1.5 years ago when I was curious. The feeling the next day was horrible. Hair stubs don't belong in that region. I would just recommend trimming once every 2-3 months or so.

Shwang · 11-07-2004, 07:59 PM

I just have a question.

I'm not sexually active, and just like the feeling of being trimmed down there, but why not use the same one for my face?

For me in regards to the stubble, it doesn't become annoying until 2-4 days after teh shave, or until it gets longer and more stiff. The fine stubble doesn't bother em that much. I find that if I want it very smook not just smooth with the grain, I will shave the 4 main points of the compass rose, and justs take more care on the upstroke, i've nicked myself, but its not that big of a deal, I don't even bother to stem the flow of blood because it stops in a matter of seconds. The first time it happened it freaked me out, but now it doesn't bother me. I don't know how long it takes to gro in to a fairly long level because I just keep trimming it cus I like it smooth except for a patch. And you don't really have to worry about going against the grain on the sac, just take your time if you are nervous.

Hope that will help someone out there.

Willravel · 11-08-2004, 01:28 PM

Alright, time for more info on the subject.

THE AVERAGE GUY'S EQUIPTMENT IS 3.4 INCHES URNED OFF AND 5.8 INCHES TURNED ON.
A reassuring sstat, but one that makes us look awefully one-dinemsional. Truth is, when the average guy gets aroused, he also ,gets wider (girth grows from 3.8 to 4.9 inches) and hangs lower (testicle size increases by 50%).

You can do better.
There are all sorts of creepy surgical options, but I don't reccomend you try any of them. Instead, play it safe and employ these simple no-scalpel strategies.

Get rid of your butt. Despite the length of his lasso, odds are the Marlboro Man was not hung like a horse. In one study at the University of Claifornia Irvine, researchers measured the penises of smokers and nonsmokers and found that those men who liked to light up were of significantly smaller stature. One theory is that smoking somehow damages penile tissue, eventually making it less elastic and preventing it from stretching.

Thank Dr. Kegal. Everyone's heard of Kegal exercises, the repeated flexing of the pubococygeus (PC) muscles, which control urinary flow. Well, of all the reasons to do them, including the ability to hold out longer during sex, this may be the most compelling: "Develiping your PC muscles may increase the width of your penis a fraction of an inch," says creepy researcher Alex Robboy, from the University of Pennsylvania and the creator of www.howtohavegoodsex.com. To help size reach it's full potential, Robboy reccomends tensing and relaxing your PC muscles at least 20 times a day.

No I realize that's quite disturbing, but the inof is there for those who want it.

Also remember that women get most stimulation from slower thrusts, so slow the hell down. You'll last longer and she'll enjoy it more.

sgt_sweetpants · 11-09-2004, 08:31 PM

It might not be the size that counts but I know it would take a damn long time to get to England in a row boat.

Suave · 11-10-2004, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazybilly

here's a question for all.... if the average is around 6 inches.. how in the hell is every freaking porn star like 9 inches...?

Because an industry that showcases your penis would naturally attract guys with big fucking penises. I'm surprised you even had to ask that question.

LoganSnake · 11-10-2004, 08:40 AM

Average size is 5.8? Damn, I thought mine was small [/self esteem boost]

Hey, girls? What's better, length or girth?

blar · 11-11-2004, 08:12 PM

average is 5.1 5.5 5.873, 6

every study brings different numbers but they all fall into the kinsey studies most men are 5-6 normal range is 5-7

renaldorick · 11-12-2004, 07:22 PM

yeah, sometimes it itches though

agent79 · 11-13-2004, 09:09 PM

i shaved my balls once, but my gf didnt like. so i dont do it anymore.

Psycho Dad · 11-14-2004, 09:19 PM

I am less concerned with my penis than I am with the fact that I was bored enough tonight to read this whole dick size thread.

Bauh4us · 11-20-2004, 09:28 PM

I can understand shaving up top, but shaving the balls seems like a risky prospect. The scrotum is not smooth, and the amount of veins and such lurking about make it seem like an uncomfortable/borderline dangerous undertaking. How does one handle such an uneven surface?

black94lt1 · 11-22-2004, 08:34 AM

Nothing to shaving the balls, just lather it up and stretch the skin tight and shave away. I've been doing it for years and never a single nick.

TNJ4555 · 11-23-2004, 02:21 PM

One joke & One comment:

Joke: A genie grants me one wish. I say I want my dick long enough to touch the floor.
He makes both my legs disappear!

Comment: After a certain age, I have found that the size of the bulge in the back of your pants is ultimately more desirable than the bulge in the front.
i.e. it's the size of your wallet that counts most.

KungFuGuy · 11-23-2004, 05:33 PM

that's why i gotta wrap it around to the back

can't believe i said that. anyways yea ur probably right tnj4555.

on another note, its really cool when a girl sees ur piece for the first time and just lets out a "daaaaammmmmnnnnnn" on impulse

paulskinback · 11-26-2004, 11:11 AM

Been shaving me nuts for 2 years, the girls love it, they'll always lick and suck your balls when they're blowin you.

Scheme · 11-30-2004, 05:45 AM

ok, this is a very long thread, and I'm thinking of shaving it all off, before this it was only a trim

Im just wondering, how do you go about shaving the testicles, because the skin there isnt too thick. Is it when they are kind of droopy or more sucked in?? (sorry, couldnt explain it any easier)

crowman · 11-30-2004, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prescribe

Im just wondering, how do you go about shaving the testicles, because the skin there isnt too thick. Is it when they are kind of droopy or more sucked in?? (sorry, couldnt explain it any easier)

Stretch and stroke...don't be nice.. pull it till you have a smooth suface and run the blade across it.

If your in pouch mode..use caution ( as a newb especially)

I use a generic blade and soap. regularly shaving for years now.. no nicks or cuts.

RCAlyra2004 · 12-04-2004, 08:39 PM

My dick size is not fine... and I want to post about it.

ItaCharm · 12-06-2004, 11:38 AM

If you have a woman in the house (in my case my wife) I use her Venus razor, balls and shaft. Better than Mach 3 or Turbo. (also rinses better/easier), maybe the blades are further apart.

AquaFox · 12-07-2004, 09:06 PM

i ussually just keep my pubes trimmed or saved to minimal lengths.. but i havn't shaved in like a month soo it's getting long... i want to figure out a way to maybe leave a patch of hair or something left down there that would look cool... like how girls leave patches down there... but something that would work for a guy and be neat... i tried leaving a small patch above my penis once... but back then i left the top of my pubes there soo people couldn't tell i shaved if my pants ever rode low, but the results of that were bad and i just shaved it.... but now i'm confortable with being all shaven and trim/shave as much hair as i want...

what's stylish with pubes?... and any suggestions or pictures?

mreman4u · 12-08-2004, 11:08 AM

I like to be smooth. My wife is more willing to suck it then. I also like it when she is smooth.

Watch out for Nare and other similar products. They burn..

black94lt1 · 12-09-2004, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AquaFox

what's stylish with pubes?... and any suggestions or pictures?

What I do is wax the equivalent of a male brazilian, so I have a patch abotu 1 1/2 inches wide by 3 inches long above the penis, and that I keep clipped to about 1/4 inch.

quagmire · 12-09-2004, 03:07 PM

I am getting ready to buy my girlfriend a Brazillian waxing... I normally keep things trimmed very close for myself, and she really enjoys it too. It's nice when she compliments me on my grooming. I try to do the same.

paulskinback · 12-11-2004, 07:51 AM

I'd been shaving me nuts for a while, and after eading this thread last week decided to take it all off, so one night (while drunk, dangerous I know) I got out the mach 3 razor, lathered up and took it all away. Looked great but once you get started, its hard to know when to stop - I didn't realise how fucking hairy I was. Got to my pant line and it looked strange, so I took it all of my belly too. Then i was left with my hairy chest (which isnt REALLY hairy like some gorilla alpha males you see). and hairy legs, where do you stop?!

Oh yeah and once you do shave, you can't go back coz it grows back like velcro.

Happy shaving guys, the girls love the fact that you take care of your pubes and they get less in their mouth when doing the business. never had my barse licked before doing this (the bit of skin between your balls and arse)!

AquaFox · 12-11-2004, 10:11 PM

Quote:

There's something I know
That no one else does
You want me to tell you what it is?
But if I did that then it wouldn't be, a secret

I've gotta move my body tonight, I'm gonna go dancin'
Dreamin' bout the nights at the club, with the fun and romancin'

Mommy sees the look in my eyes, she can tell something's different
Daddy doesn't understand why, but he can tell something's different

I've got a secret, my own little secret
No one knows my secret, cause it's a secret.

Shhh don't tell, Shhh don't tell
I trim my buuuuuu-shhh don't tell
I trim my buuuuuu-shhh don't tell

And nobody knows that my bush is cut low as I dance and I sing and I put on a show
And i'm feeling so free, nothing hanging off me while the bass gets stronger...?

And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it and tug it and twirl it
and flick it and swirl it, and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin
Fuckin and suckin, Fuckin and suckin!

Music if fillin my body from my head to my toes
The DJ gives me a smile, maybe he knows
I hear whisperin from my left to my right, all over the party
i'm the super-star of the night, I did somethin naughty

I gave myself a haircut, don't tell
I'd like to tell you where but, don't tell
I've got a secret, don't tell
It's my own secret

I trim my buuuuu-shhh don't tell
I trim my buuuuu-shhh don't tell

And I feel so special ....?
As I reach down and give my new friend a quick pull
I'm scratchy and itchy and a little bit bitchy
and if I find scissors i'd trim my friend Richard

And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it and tug it and twirl it
and flick it and swirl it, and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin
fuckin and suckin fuckin and suckin!

I can wear my pants, extra low tonight

My secret's gettin out of control, it's burstin out of me
Gotta drop my pants to the floor, so the whole club can see
The special way I trim my curlies, so fuzzy and soft
Cause when my shrub is short and tight my piggie won't get lost

I had a secret, don't tell
But now you know my secret, don't tell
I gave my bush some haircuts, don't tell
To emphasize my bare nuts

I trim my buuuuu-shhh don't tell
I trim my buuuuu-shhh don't tell

And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it and tug it and twirl it
and flick it and swirl it, and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin
fuckin and suckin fuckin and suckin!

adam sandler's song about shaving and trimming .... lol

Jonsgirl · 12-19-2004, 08:57 AM

Ok, This was so hilarious I had to share it.

http://www.entensity.net/temp/121704...ngaccident.jpg

AquaFox · 12-19-2004, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonsgirl

Ok, This was so hilarious I had to share it.

http://www.entensity.net/temp/121704...ngaccident.jpg

theres some truely odd people out there

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10-21-2004, 04:10 PM	#922 (permalink)
mrklixx President Rick Location: location location	From the looks of things, this entire thread is now completely moot, because apparently ones' dick size is important enough to boast about, and is directly proportional to whether ones' opinion is valid. Last edited by mrklixx; 10-23-2004 at 08:46 PM..

10-27-2004, 04:38 PM	#924 (permalink)
Gamer90 Tilted	Shaving with the M3 power? Have any of you guys tried shaving with the Gillette M3 Power? I wanted to know if it's better then a Mach 3 Turbo for shaving the scrotum and around the base of my unit. How does the vibration feel? Does it offer me a closer shave? Thanks in advance.

10-27-2004, 04:47 PM	#925 (permalink)
Tex Crazy Location: Orange County, CA	My g/f and I are about to start to get more "intimate" so I gotta get going with the lower region grooming. I'm about to head to the store to grab the supplies and then undertake operation pube hair removal. Wish me luck.. __________________ "All I know is that I know nothing..."

10-27-2004, 05:18 PM	#926 (permalink)
Shizukana Insane Location: Plano, TX	Good luck! __________________ "The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it." - George Bernard Shaw

10-24-2004, 09:27 AM	#923 (permalink)
daddio82 Upright	GOLD BOND POWDER!!! It's the best. For the itchiness and for nicks....

10-28-2004, 02:58 PM	#927 (permalink)
Bigeffinal Upright	I learned so much! So much good advice on shaving!! The right razors and lotions, and cremes... I havent ever had too many problems with it but I've now read 19 pages of people with hairy sacs! I have the urge to shave my balls right now. Who's with me? __________________ "When I stick this army man up my nose it tickles my brain! Hahahaha! OW! Now I don't know math..." -Chris Griffin "We can't stop here. This is bat country." Johnny Depp Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

10-29-2004, 07:27 PM	#928 (permalink)
Gamer90 Tilted	I bought the M3 power and man it is amazing this thing can really shave your sac!

10-30-2004, 12:07 AM	#929 (permalink)
shortynickel Addict Location: Central PA	i use the women's silk effects plus and aveeno's therapeutic shave gel...it took several shaves but now i dont get any redness when i shave within a couple of days of each other....also with the razor its alot harder to knick urself....i think i am gonna go take a shower and do it now lol

10-30-2004, 03:22 AM	#930 (permalink)
kogano Guest	im thinking about trimming mine..

10-31-2004, 04:32 PM	#931 (permalink)
Gamer90 Tilted	Yeah a razor is better I tried to trim with a pair of scissors caught some skin screamed out and never tried again...

11-01-2004, 09:16 AM	#932 (permalink)
Flaymin' Upright Location: Which hand?	Mach3 in shower is all I need. (disposables are for white trash!) Remember fellers; don't shave your face with the same blade you shave you wang! I use one blade for my manhood, arms and pits and another for face. Women : a nice landing strip is nice. Nobody wants to land into a forest.

11-02-2004, 06:57 AM	#933 (permalink)
Raleighbum Crazy Location: Lookin for that above	Mach 3 works here well too. Landing strip - YES! or all smoooth... (tiff teen?) But what's the deal with not using the same razor.. I know this one guy Heyqi from Island who actually gets kicks out of it in some weird way. Should I tell him it's dangerous?

11-07-2004, 07:59 PM	#935 (permalink)
Shwang Upright	I just have a question. I'm not sexually active, and just like the feeling of being trimmed down there, but why not use the same one for my face? For me in regards to the stubble, it doesn't become annoying until 2-4 days after teh shave, or until it gets longer and more stiff. The fine stubble doesn't bother em that much. I find that if I want it very smook not just smooth with the grain, I will shave the 4 main points of the compass rose, and justs take more care on the upstroke, i've nicked myself, but its not that big of a deal, I don't even bother to stem the flow of blood because it stops in a matter of seconds. The first time it happened it freaked me out, but now it doesn't bother me. I don't know how long it takes to gro in to a fairly long level because I just keep trimming it cus I like it smooth except for a patch. And you don't really have to worry about going against the grain on the sac, just take your time if you are nervous. Hope that will help someone out there.

11-08-2004, 01:28 PM	#936 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Alright, time for more info on the subject. THE AVERAGE GUY'S EQUIPTMENT IS 3.4 INCHES URNED OFF AND 5.8 INCHES TURNED ON. A reassuring sstat, but one that makes us look awefully one-dinemsional. Truth is, when the average guy gets aroused, he also ,gets wider (girth grows from 3.8 to 4.9 inches) and hangs lower (testicle size increases by 50%). You can do better. There are all sorts of creepy surgical options, but I don't reccomend you try any of them. Instead, play it safe and employ these simple no-scalpel strategies. Get rid of your butt. Despite the length of his lasso, odds are the Marlboro Man was not hung like a horse. In one study at the University of Claifornia Irvine, researchers measured the penises of smokers and nonsmokers and found that those men who liked to light up were of significantly smaller stature. One theory is that smoking somehow damages penile tissue, eventually making it less elastic and preventing it from stretching. Thank Dr. Kegal. Everyone's heard of Kegal exercises, the repeated flexing of the pubococygeus (PC) muscles, which control urinary flow. Well, of all the reasons to do them, including the ability to hold out longer during sex, this may be the most compelling: "Develiping your PC muscles may increase the width of your penis a fraction of an inch," says creepy researcher Alex Robboy, from the University of Pennsylvania and the creator of www.howtohavegoodsex.com. To help size reach it's full potential, Robboy reccomends tensing and relaxing your PC muscles at least 20 times a day. No I realize that's quite disturbing, but the inof is there for those who want it. Also remember that women get most stimulation from slower thrusts, so slow the hell down. You'll last longer and she'll enjoy it more.

11-09-2004, 08:31 PM	#937 (permalink)
sgt_sweetpants Upright	Size It might not be the size that counts but I know it would take a damn long time to get to England in a row boat.

11-10-2004, 08:40 AM	#939 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	Average size is 5.8? Damn, I thought mine was small [/self esteem boost] Hey, girls? What's better, length or girth? __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

11-11-2004, 08:12 PM	#940 (permalink)
blar Insane	average is 5.1 5.5 5.873, 6 every study brings different numbers but they all fall into the kinsey studies most men are 5-6 normal range is 5-7

11-12-2004, 07:22 PM	#941 (permalink)
renaldorick Upright	yeah, sometimes it itches though

11-13-2004, 09:09 PM	#942 (permalink)
agent79 Upright Location: chicago	i shaved my balls once, but my gf didnt like. so i dont do it anymore.

11-14-2004, 09:19 PM	#943 (permalink)
Psycho Dad Mulletproof Location: Some nucking fut house.	I am less concerned with my penis than I am with the fact that I was bored enough tonight to read this whole dick size thread.

11-20-2004, 09:28 PM	#944 (permalink)
Bauh4us Tilted	I can understand shaving up top, but shaving the balls seems like a risky prospect. The scrotum is not smooth, and the amount of veins and such lurking about make it seem like an uncomfortable/borderline dangerous undertaking. How does one handle such an uneven surface? __________________ "I aint got time for pain! The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!" - Terrible Terry Tate

11-22-2004, 08:34 AM	#945 (permalink)
black94lt1 Tilted	Nothing to shaving the balls, just lather it up and stretch the skin tight and shave away. I've been doing it for years and never a single nick.

11-23-2004, 02:21 PM	#946 (permalink)
TNJ4555 Tilted Location: Jersey	One joke & One comment: Joke: A genie grants me one wish. I say I want my dick long enough to touch the floor. He makes both my legs disappear! Comment: After a certain age, I have found that the size of the bulge in the back of your pants is ultimately more desirable than the bulge in the front. i.e. it's the size of your wallet that counts most.

11-23-2004, 05:33 PM	#947 (permalink)
KungFuGuy Insane	that's why i gotta wrap it around to the back can't believe i said that. anyways yea ur probably right tnj4555. on another note, its really cool when a girl sees ur piece for the first time and just lets out a "daaaaammmmmnnnnnn" on impulse

11-26-2004, 11:11 AM	#948 (permalink)
paulskinback Insane	Been shaving me nuts for 2 years, the girls love it, they'll always lick and suck your balls when they're blowin you. __________________ 'Everything that can be invented has been invented.- - 1899, Charles Duell, U.S. Office of Patents. 'There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.' - Ken Olson, 1977, Digital Equipment Corporation

11-30-2004, 05:45 AM	#949 (permalink)
Scheme Tilted Location: Auckland, New Zealand	ok, this is a very long thread, and I'm thinking of shaving it all off, before this it was only a trim Im just wondering, how do you go about shaving the testicles, because the skin there isnt too thick. Is it when they are kind of droopy or more sucked in?? (sorry, couldnt explain it any easier)

12-04-2004, 08:39 PM	#951 (permalink)
RCAlyra2004 Crazy Location: North of the 50th Parallel	My dick size is not fine... and I want to post about it. __________________ Living on the edge of sanity

12-06-2004, 11:38 AM	#952 (permalink)
ItaCharm Upright Location: New York	If you have a woman in the house (in my case my wife) I use her Venus razor, balls and shaft. Better than Mach 3 or Turbo. (also rinses better/easier), maybe the blades are further apart.

12-07-2004, 09:06 PM	#953 (permalink)
AquaFox WaterDog	i ussually just keep my pubes trimmed or saved to minimal lengths.. but i havn't shaved in like a month soo it's getting long... i want to figure out a way to maybe leave a patch of hair or something left down there that would look cool... like how girls leave patches down there... but something that would work for a guy and be neat... i tried leaving a small patch above my penis once... but back then i left the top of my pubes there soo people couldn't tell i shaved if my pants ever rode low, but the results of that were bad and i just shaved it.... but now i'm confortable with being all shaven and trim/shave as much hair as i want... what's stylish with pubes?... and any suggestions or pictures?

12-08-2004, 11:08 AM	#954 (permalink)
mreman4u Tilted	I like to be smooth. My wife is more willing to suck it then. I also like it when she is smooth. Watch out for Nare and other similar products. They burn.. __________________

12-09-2004, 03:07 PM	#956 (permalink)
quagmire Upright	I am getting ready to buy my girlfriend a Brazillian waxing... I normally keep things trimmed very close for myself, and she really enjoys it too. It's nice when she compliments me on my grooming. I try to do the same.

12-11-2004, 07:51 AM	#957 (permalink)
paulskinback Insane	I'd been shaving me nuts for a while, and after eading this thread last week decided to take it all off, so one night (while drunk, dangerous I know) I got out the mach 3 razor, lathered up and took it all away. Looked great but once you get started, its hard to know when to stop - I didn't realise how fucking hairy I was. Got to my pant line and it looked strange, so I took it all of my belly too. Then i was left with my hairy chest (which isnt REALLY hairy like some gorilla alpha males you see). and hairy legs, where do you stop?! Oh yeah and once you do shave, you can't go back coz it grows back like velcro. Happy shaving guys, the girls love the fact that you take care of your pubes and they get less in their mouth when doing the business. never had my barse licked before doing this (the bit of skin between your balls and arse)! __________________ 'Everything that can be invented has been invented.- - 1899, Charles Duell, U.S. Office of Patents. 'There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.' - Ken Olson, 1977, Digital Equipment Corporation

12-19-2004, 08:57 AM	#959 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	Ok, This was so hilarious I had to share it. http://www.entensity.net/temp/121704...ngaccident.jpg __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.