Homemade random sexual fantasy generator
 

No, calm down this is not something I'm selling! It's just a thing I did ages ago and wondered if I was the only person who had ever thought of or done this.

OK I've got a strong imaginative sense of fantasy and I have always imagined having sex with all sorts of people, in all sorts of places, under all sorts of circumstances, so one day way back when I spent my working life sitting on my own in an office daydreaming I hit upon this idea.

I developed this simple spreadsheet with macros which would generate fantasy situations. So I typed in a load of women's names (people i know and famous names), clothing types, locations, sexual positions and various other factors, and designed a front page which would come up with a new fantasy combination every time I hit F9

e.g. Meg Ryan, in a red summer dress, in a seedy hotel in france, fucking her standing up etc. etc.

Hours of fun and I ended up making this thing more and more sophisticated with a few different variations.

OK I've fessed up. Is this insane? I'd love to know if there are others out there who have ever thought of this or done something similar.

Pretty funny...
Not insane though. You should probably make it a webpage. It would get all sorts of hits.

ooo, make it a webpage

making it a webpage would be a great idea but i haven't the time or expertise. if anyone else wants to do it though, they could talk to me ;)

Upload the spreadsheet, someone will do it.

It might even be me

That'd be sweet...
It could seriously come in handy on those days when I'm too (something negative) to use my imagination.
Like right now; Hilary Clinton, in a suit of armor, in a litter box, jabbering about Napoleonic history.
...see, I need help!

Mmmmm. Jessica Alba, wearing nothing, in my bed, bouncing up and down on my...

Nice. :thumbsup:

sounds like good cheap entertainment, or a fun game to use on your friends "ha, my cmoputer tells me youll be fucking...!!!"

damn, that is hella cool. you got to find a way to post it or make it a webpage. that could quickly become one of the coolest time wasting pages ever!

I have to agree with all the above comments, that would be really, really cool.

yeah, give us access, we want some of that :p

You're going to send it to b3ta@cometblue.com and I'll webpage it as best I can!
It sounds brilliant...

yes send it to TheBrit that is one hell of an idea :thumbsup:

Sounds like a totally fun idea. You could almost turn it into a game with you SO, if you so chose to do so. If you added like toys and stuff, groups, etc. man that could be fun.

hehe that's rediculous. Quite possibly the worst combination imaginable. Is this sexy? I need to read up on Napoleon. :grabs French textbook: hmmm... now to become govenor of NY.

Hmm, seems like there's some interest :). TheBrit I will email it to you soon. it will be fun to see what you do with it!

so did anything ever come of this????