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lindalove 07-28-2005 10:46 AM

Bouncing Sex (those crazy Russians ...) NSFW pictures.
 
http://ziza.ru/fun/sid/ziza.ru_1.gif

http://ziza.ru/fun/sid/ziza.ru_4.gifhttp://ziza.ru/fun/sid/ziza.ru_3.gifhttp://ziza.ru/fun/sid/ziza.ru_2.gif

The Body Bouncer

I would like to see a cup holder, and possibly remote control docking bay on the side of that. Then I'd buy it ;)

Potentional for accidents, you think?

Redlemon 07-28-2005 10:52 AM

The video demonstration on their site is definately worth watching (I was considering posting it myself, thanks for starting the thread). For injuries, I'm concerned about positions like that last one you posted, where she is rocking backward. Tilt a little too far, and that's a hard bar to the throat.

Also, as a guy, it doesn't seem that I'd be getting full penetration with any of these postitions, and I think that would be frustrating.

Glory's Sun 07-28-2005 10:55 AM

this is just an improvment on the swing.. I'd try it out.. after all makes it look really easy on the guy :p

fightnight 07-28-2005 10:57 AM

this looks funny, I can't imagine the sex is that good, and there certainly is no real touching involved. Seems like this might detract from the sexual experience more then enhance it. At least with the swing you still touch eachother. Although i have to say, that second one looks interesting!!

PhilMcGroin 07-28-2005 11:04 AM

This thing is hilarious! Needs adjustable height though. I wonder how long before one of these makes it's way into a porno?

-Phil

Sweetpea 07-28-2005 11:08 AM

interesting. I would try it if someone gave me one, but i wouldn't buy it.

:)

Sweetpea

Lebell 07-28-2005 11:20 AM

It's a hoot just going to the site.

The vid is a scream :)

Ustwo 07-28-2005 11:52 AM

Woot! Sex for the lazy guy!

bobillydylan 07-28-2005 02:45 PM

I suppose its a good thing if your girlfreind is on the ample side you could think your shagging a lightweight :D

maleficent 07-28-2005 03:01 PM

http://www.bodybouncer.com/Tweaker.gif
TWEAKER
Rhythmic nipple-tweaking for extra stimulation and pleasure. Always use highly elastic cord to prevent injury.

Gee ya think? Non elastic could be a major ouch...


http://www.bodybouncer.com/CatCam.gif
CAT CAM
Bring in a small stand-mounted mirror for grooves like the Trot and Flexer and angle it so she can see underneath. A surprisingly erotic ritual.

~~~~~~~~~~~~
This is sex for the lazy - but heck - looks like fun...

BCD 07-28-2005 03:45 PM

I always have three thoughts that discourage me from buying items like this:

(1.) Where do you keep this thing when it's not in use, so that it isn't inadvertently discovered by kids or guests?

(2.) Can you ever get it clean enough after use?

(3.) What if I drop a bunch of money on it and it is worthless?

I'm with sweetpea and would certainly try it, but don't think I would ever buy it. I would need someone I trusted to say that they bought one and it was worth the money ;) before I sprung for one.

Anxst 07-28-2005 04:29 PM

That thing kind of frightens me, and doesn't look all that fun. When I'm having sex, I want contact, and this just helps remove it.

Lead543 07-28-2005 04:48 PM

http://www.bodybouncer.com/ArchAngel.gif

Foot job...classic ahah.

maleficent 07-28-2005 04:57 PM

Ok, so this toy encourages the man to just lie there and let the woman do all the bouncing - this position -- the women get even...

http://www.bodybouncer.com/FlyingFist.gif
FLYING FIST
For the hand-lover who likes an extended pleasuring. Even a frenzied beating is easy to sustain. Use two hands for tough jobs.


How lazy do you have to be to use the bouncer to give a handjob.... :lol:

This site is hysterical

Apache 07-28-2005 05:22 PM

I find the whole thing too funny :lol:
Im sure I wouldn't try it, and I know for sure I would never buy it!

Coppertop 07-28-2005 05:27 PM

Spin Doctor - hehe

Is it bad that when Give-N-Take came up I thought of that scene on Endor?

MSD 07-28-2005 07:05 PM

If I just put sheets around it, I could make it the perfect combination of my trampoline fetish and my glory hole fetish.

agent79 07-28-2005 07:37 PM

lol...i mean come on! to give a handjob?

maleficent 07-28-2005 07:41 PM

http://www.bodybouncer.com/Tweaker.gif

ALL He is doing is laying there... she's bouncing on top - she hooked up her nipples to the bouncey thing and he's just laying there.... WWhat was this revenge from the guy who complained all hsi wife did was lay there? :lol:

Lazy Lazy Lazy...

guthmund 07-28-2005 07:50 PM

I used to have a porn movie with Brandy Talure (I think that's her name?) where they used one of these...

Looked like loads of fun. :D

I guess if you wanted to put it away, you could always cover it with something (a Bodybouncer cozy?) and use it as a foot stool.

Johnny Pyro 07-28-2005 08:48 PM

Thats cool. What ever happened to old fashion, do it yourself sex?

doodlebird 07-28-2005 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Pyro
Thats cool. What ever happened to old fashion, do it yourself sex?

i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that most of us have engaged in exactly this "do it yourself sex" several times already this week.

oh? you meant with a partner?
uh... never mind.

FngKestrel 07-28-2005 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coppertop
Spin Doctor - hehe

Is it bad that when Give-N-Take came up I thought of that scene on Endor?

Joy Circuit made me think of Speeder Bikes. :lol:

healer 07-29-2005 01:16 AM

Perfect for the man who just came home after a 12-hour shift at the quarry and needs some you-do-all-the-work lovin' :D

Kubz18 07-29-2005 10:40 AM

this is obviously made for the lazy man....which is probably the greatest thing ever

im lazy and i wouldnt mind letting this thing(and her) do all the work....

some really lazy guy must have thought of this thing

BCD 07-29-2005 10:50 AM

Hey, I know it's easy to point to the fact that the guy is just lying there and the woman is doing all the work, but it seems to me that in most of these positions this is true even w/o the bouncer. It looks like this thing permits the guy to continue to be lazy yet makes it easier and <says hesitantly and in an almost "asking" manner> more fun for the woman. Think about it, is it easier to bounce on a bouncy ball or do a bunch of knee bends?

Lasereth 07-29-2005 11:18 AM

Why is everyone saying this is for the lazy-man? Sex can be downright painful for people not in peak physical condition. Both me and my girlfriend are overweight. Our bodies prevent us from doing a large majority of "fun" sexual positions. This bouncing device would make positions that aren't normally possible a reality. Just because you can do any position you want doesn't mean everyone can. :)

-Lasereth

Inquiring Mind 07-30-2005 05:22 AM

Definitely needs a stubbie holder, maybe two. Sorry, but I prefer my loving up close, personal and as sweaty as I can get it! Might be handy in hot climates though.

sbscout 07-30-2005 06:40 AM

ummm... all this talk of ashtrays and drink rests...

I bow down to you all... when my wife and I finally get to the "insertion" aspect of sex, she doesn't need to worry about me lasting too long...

a good dose of foreplay would probably make this thing unnecessary!

raeanna74 07-30-2005 09:46 AM

My first upon seeing this was "Where was that when I needed it??

When I broke my foot and when I had flaking cartilage in my knee, sex on top was painful for my leg or foot. This would have relieved some of the pressure on those two areas and I could have still engaged in my joy of being on top. As it was I had to settle for doggy style (when my foot was bothering me) and spooning.

The benefit of something being painful is that you expore other positions. But then again, like with my foot, and you can't engage in one of your more favorite positions without pain for a couple months - THIS would be a boon.

777 07-30-2005 11:47 PM

That vid is great. From the guy's voice, I thought a monster truck was gonna pop out and crush something.

Lot's of us are willing to try it, but no one wants to buy it. I guess it can be rented. But who would want a used sex toy?

minyn 07-31-2005 12:14 AM

im buying one. i like being on top but i hate waking up the next morning and my legs are sore from doing the work awkwardly.

fuck the swing, this is utilitarian!

djflish 07-31-2005 05:55 AM

It looks dangerous if you ask me.
What if she gets too carried away, bounces a bit too high and lands on your end?! :eek:

darealdeal21 07-31-2005 01:56 PM

is there a weight limit for that thing?

HLP 07-31-2005 09:12 PM

So no one is going to buy one huh?

I can just see a few guys looking at it, thinking they can build one in their garages, and a week later we have a handful of threads starting out

"My dick broke in a tragic trampoline accident..."

cca2k1 08-01-2005 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HLP
So no one is going to buy one huh?

I can just see a few guys looking at it, thinking they can build one in their garages, and a week later we have a handful of threads starting out

"My dick broke in a tragic trampoline accident..."


:lol: :lol: :hmm:

Zeraph 08-01-2005 09:51 AM

This is the new form of lazy couch-potato-ness. Though I could see its uses if youre injured.

Jocose 08-01-2005 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon
The video demonstration on their site is definately worth watching (I was considering posting it myself, thanks for starting the thread). For injuries, I'm concerned about positions like that last one you posted, where she is rocking backward. Tilt a little too far, and that's a hard bar to the throat.

Also, as a guy, it doesn't seem that I'd be getting full penetration with any of these postitions, and I think that would be frustrating.

That is by far the most disturbing thing I have seen in a while. :) Thank you.

SecretVenus 08-01-2005 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jocose
That is by far the most disturbing thing I have seen in a while. :) Thank you.

He's no fun, he wont let me buy one to try out!!! :D

Jocose 08-01-2005 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SecretVenus
He's no fun, he wont let me buy one to try out!!! :D

We aren't spending a $100 on a bouncy toy! Seriously. Crazy girl.


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