07-26-2005, 01:19 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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The first person you masturbated over
Just for the avoidance of confusion I mean 'masturbate over' in the sense of thinking of or visualising a person while you do it as opposed to literally wank over their person.
The first time I wanked myself off properly was in the bath at the age of 14. over Donna Summer and a particular photo of her in fishnets. It was 1979, Hot Stuff era. hot on Donna's heels were Debbie Harry and Kate Bush in a big way. Anyone else care to share their their first wanking subjects/objects? |
07-26-2005, 01:21 PM | #2 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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If I remember correctly it was my grade 9 English teacher... she was very hot.
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07-26-2005, 01:23 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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Location: Seattle, WA
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err.. the VERY first time.. Encarta Encylopedia article called "Vagina"..
*YAY* scientific diagrams... .. After I figured out what porn was, ....Shania Twain. And I got caught too.
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07-26-2005, 06:02 PM | #4 (permalink) |
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Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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Wow, how do you people remember this stuff?
All I remember was that it was to some late night porn. I think I was something like 14 or 15. I didn't even know what masturbating was for a while. I just kept wondering why the women in porn stroked the guy's penis. So I tried it out, and have been enjoying it since
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07-26-2005, 06:03 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)
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Kelly (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) on the show "Saved by the Bell." I wanted to be Zack Morris so bad!
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07-26-2005, 07:07 PM | #8 (permalink) |
I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!
Location: Upper Michigan
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A boy in my class in 6th grade. Actually boyS from class, but one in particular that I had a major crush on.
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07-26-2005, 09:23 PM | #12 (permalink) |
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lol i truly cant remember any person in particular, but the first time that I can remember, I was at the convinience store, and on my way out i saw a magazine and it was a porn, called Pocket Fox. Being 12 i was curious, and took it home and masturbated while reading the stories in it.
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07-26-2005, 10:34 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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Location: Preston lancs(i know i know)
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myself when i looked in the mirror and realisedd that despite all the bullying i was quite attractive!!!
other than that...jon bon jovi, richie sambora angela basset and salma hayek when isaw her in from dusk till dawn......
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07-27-2005, 07:02 AM | #14 (permalink) |
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Location: Southern California
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I think I have been masturbating since I was about 6 or basically ever since I could remember. Princess from Battle of the Planets, Jem (another cartoon), and other ficticious charachters were in there somewhere but I don't think they count.
The first specific person that I could remember was when I was about 12. Mrs. Greenberg was a young mother in her early thirties who lived down the street. She hired me to do yard work and I would be in the backyard weeding or cleaning the brook that ran behind their house. It is not like she would be walking around in seductive / revealing outfits offering me lemonade. In fact, I can't really say whether she was SUPER hot. She may not have totally lost the baby weight even, although I do remember a definite sexyness. Regardless, I had this thing going in my head that she would take me inside and "teach" me the ways of the world while the kid was napping and the husband (who in my head ignored her) was away. Good times. I wonder what she looks like now..... They moved away after a year or so.
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07-27-2005, 07:46 AM | #16 (permalink) |
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Location: The "Canyon"
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I just remember thinking that girls were so lucky because they could easily simulate having sex by insertion. I tried to simulate a vagina by cupping my hands and thrusting. I eventually discovered hand lotion, and that working my hand up and down worked much better than moving the hips.
As for who I was thinking about, I don't specifically remember. I do remember looking through the Sunday newspaper looking for bikini and underwear ads. The first real porn I actually managed to get my hands on was the centerfold of Playboy, miss September 1984, Kimberly Evanson. I rubbed myself raw looking at those pix.
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07-27-2005, 11:44 AM | #18 (permalink) | |
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07-27-2005, 12:53 PM | #20 (permalink) |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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Miss March...1974
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07-27-2005, 01:12 PM | #21 (permalink) |
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Location: Oreegawn
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My 7th grade Math teacher. She was like 27 or so...I had the hugest crush on her. So hot.
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07-27-2005, 01:51 PM | #22 (permalink) |
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Heather Thomas, Pink Bikini Poster, circa 1982. Before Camel Toe was Camel Toe. My pecker still twitches at the thought of that poster...
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07-27-2005, 09:04 PM | #24 (permalink) |
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I think I may have started a lot younger than is normal. I definitely don't remember the first time.
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07-27-2005, 09:28 PM | #25 (permalink) |
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I don't remember my first person, but I remember one of my favorites. I took an AP Biology lab course in high school. I was in Utah at the time and most everyone in my class was Mormon. Not just your normal Mormon either, but the very devout variety. My lab partner was pretty normal looking, like a 6 on a scale of 10. But twice while helping her type <i> Drosophilidae </i> I managed to sneak a peek down her shirt. It was a "forbidden fruit" thing. The pureness of her white bra mixed with the fact that I should not have seen what I saw that drove me wild. I've moved on to hotter girls, but I still get a small shiver when I think back to that glimpse of bra.
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07-28-2005, 03:41 AM | #26 (permalink) |
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Location: Paradise Regained
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I didn't start masturbating until I was quite a bit older. I was never taught how to do it, and I didn't believe I could make myself come. But I remember having a HELL of a lot of wet dreams ( which, in hindsight could have been eliminated if I just jacked off more, or at all, as the case may be) and these wet dreams were the result of a strong hormone induced imagination. I remember dreaming about a girl named Lorraine L. in Grade 7 a lot because once at a dance she let me hold her ass while we were dancing. So after that I unconsciously emitted a lot of seed in her honour. Man, I'm sure that if I learned to mastubate properly at an early age I'd have had a lot different youth. But I cannot guarantee that.
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07-28-2005, 05:03 AM | #28 (permalink) |
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I will never forget... no matter how much i try
Anna Nichole Smith in Playboy, many many moons ago, and it scared me for life, I still find here completely hot, I know at times she not but she still gets my motor running, my girlfriend thinks it’s hilarious. Ummmm you even seen the academy award winning ‘Skyscraper’ man that’s good stuff.
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07-28-2005, 08:53 AM | #29 (permalink) |
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my first recollection was of a teacher at junior school she did it for me at the age of 10! i was about her, after i had enjoyed the feeling it brought me then it was anywomen i came into contact with who i thought would do it for me now when im "festered" in bed i wank over my ex she still does it for me everytime her magnetic movements still capture the minutes im in
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07-31-2005, 08:29 AM | #32 (permalink) | |
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pmsl catchin site of myself in mirrors does it for me aswell..still!! jus tested the theory lol!
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08-01-2005, 07:38 AM | #38 (permalink) |
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It was a tie between my fifth grade teacher and Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island. My teacher lasted a long time since she moved up to teach 6th - 8th grade math. I still masturbate thinking about Mary Ann. I'm 43.
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08-02-2005, 12:51 PM | #39 (permalink) |
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i wasent thinking of anyone when i first did it, just wanted to see what all the fuss was about lol, think i was like 8 or somewhere around there, dident know what was supposed to happen so i kept going till yeah that was kind of unexpected lol kind of freaked me out
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08-02-2005, 02:55 PM | #40 (permalink) |
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Location: Louisiana
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Probably a girl named Jenna, who I had a huge crush on in 7th and 8th grade. She had the best ass ever (I thought) and she was nice to everyone. I wanted to marry her. I saw her a few months ago and she had a baby... that was disappointing. She's still a very sweet girl though.
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