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crxforum 08-02-2005 11:44 PM

Some girl that was on a bus trip with the my class and she was sitting in the back row in the same seat as me. A guy infront of my said he would give her $20 to lift up her shirt for a minute or something and show everyone in that area her tits. So she did it and I got a front row view sitting right beside her. I think that was the first time.

paulskinback 08-03-2005 08:46 AM

Sabrina the teenage witch.

Dano069 08-03-2005 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mondak

The first specific person that I could remember was when I was about 12. Mrs. Greenberg was a young mother in her early thirties who lived down the street. She hired me to do yard work and I would be in the backyard weeding or cleaning the brook that ran behind their house.

It is not like she would be walking around in seductive / revealing outfits offering me lemonade. In fact, I can't really say whether she was SUPER hot. She may not have totally lost the baby weight even, although I do remember a definite sexyness. Regardless, I had this thing going in my head that she would take me inside and "teach" me the ways of the world while the kid was napping and the husband (who in my head ignored her) was away.

Good times. I wonder what she looks like now..... They moved away after a year or so

Hey, you're not in "Fountains of Wayne" are you?

:D :D :D

Bill O'Rights 08-03-2005 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paulskinback
Sabrina the teenage witch.

As in...Melissa Joan Hart,
or...the Archie comic book character?

Elusive Dreamer 08-03-2005 10:32 PM

1997. thinking about jim conway. 7th grade. i was waiting for mom to finish cooking dinner, and i randomly just had the urge to finally do it. i laid on my bed face down. no lights on. i remember i watched south park after and didn't focus at all... just wondered if what i did was normal for girls my age (12-13). i don't think i even came.
hahaah. ohh to be so stupid and young.

Wingless 08-04-2005 11:04 PM

Heh. 7th grade I was listening to the girls sitting behind me in class, and the chick I had a huge crush on at the time, Danielle S, was describing her experience giving her first blow job (yeah yeah holy shit 14 years old).

Went home, and imagined her head down there. Yup.

And no surprise, later on in high school she was a freakin whore! :-D

Anxst 08-05-2005 08:18 PM

Wow, that was a long time ago. I think it was either Scarlet from GI Joe, or my art teacher in grade school, Miss Cirinbeigh. Both were redheads...I've been stuck on them ever since.

chelsea_9 08-10-2005 09:27 PM

corny, but my boyfriend. as soon as i got home after the first time i made him come.

its SUCH a huge turn on for me!

legolas 08-11-2005 11:35 AM

first time i didn't even know what was going on, i was just enjoying it. i think the very first person was just some random girl in school.

hotzot 08-11-2005 02:47 PM

I was 14 and it was the girl next door she was 18 and hot!

FNM 08-12-2005 10:57 PM

pamela anderson.

as cliche as that might sound, younger when sustaining an erection, i wasn't exactly sure what to do with it. when i figured it out, she was the easiest source.

as for a person i knew: a girl i had a crush on during elementary school

rideough 08-13-2005 05:39 AM

Elvira mistress of the dark about '86 or so. Its no surprise that I love gothy girls. In fact I'm married to one! She knows all about my previous "experience" with Elvira and has no qualms about us meeting her at a horror convention coming up.

justjt 08-13-2005 12:37 PM

My Dad had a subscription to National Geographic and the masturbation madness started around 13.....hmmmm memories.

Damn those National Geographic magazines and their nude pictures of exotic women in far away countries....they call it great journalism....I call it porn magazines with training wheels. :thumbsup:

Kalnaur 08-13-2005 12:41 PM

A girl in school I though was hot. She was a good 2 grades older than me.

ununcle 08-13-2005 04:38 PM

The first would be me. I looked down and thought,,, wow! Can I do this all the time???? WOW!!

ununcle 08-13-2005 04:54 PM

I was at church. I was about 13,,, and went to the bathroom. Blah blah,, blah bl, bklah blah boomn! I was like, fark that felt good,. The rest is history.

CZzyzx41 08-14-2005 12:39 PM

IT was a while ago. I think 6th grade or so...probably a girl named Erin who I had a crush on most of the year. Then moved to Maria who I was sorta gf/bf with from that spring to the start of Jr. High.

Started out as fantasy situation that led to masturbation.

qweds 08-14-2005 01:36 PM

some girl i had a crush on, actually maybe earlier than that. when i was very young my mother would tell me to rub my penis if it was hurting so i guess i learned about that sort of thing very young. i porbably consciously did it first around 8 or 9. hmm never though much about that. i would just play a game where i though about a girl and i would. well that's enough info.

interesting thread.

oh she was probably either sandy or sheena

Average_Joe 08-15-2005 09:42 AM

When I was 12 or 13 years old, late Saturday night in my room watching MTV videos. I just started playing with it and it felt good, then I get the biggest shock of my life! Since then, I've "shocked" myself thousands of times.

Funny, this thread got me thinking about the Biily Connelly stand-up act about when he first discovered "wanking". Does anybody remember this skit? It had me laughing for weeks!

Uncle Pony 08-19-2005 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fazo
Heather Thomas, Pink Bikini Poster, circa 1982. Before Camel Toe was Camel Toe. My pecker still twitches at the thought of that poster...
http://images.art.com/images/product...0/10102728.jpg

Ha! Same here! :thumbsup:

I had that poster as a puzzle that read "Love and laughs, Heather Thomas," or something to that effect. I do remember it was a puzzle though.

balinksi 09-01-2005 09:31 AM

Daisy Duke. Catherine Bach. My the thought of her today just gives me a woody

PHYcos 09-01-2005 05:25 PM

My 8th grade PE teacher....man whatta bade still to this day! (6 years and still smokin)

mmm...kyle 09-02-2005 04:18 AM

Dont know who it was but was just flicking through the tv in my room while on holiday one time and found some porn. All I remember is that it was girl on girl...went to sleep with a smile on my face that night...

ZenFilthPig 09-02-2005 07:48 AM

I remember getting a double page, topless poster of Samantha Fox from one of my Dads magazines. I got plenty of practice from that one.

Sweetpea 09-02-2005 01:44 PM

The great and lovely Jenna Jameson :)

Sweetpea

Mr Honest 09-02-2005 03:13 PM

I can't remember that far back, it's like nearly 30 years ago!
But having a catalogue at home with ladies in their underwear certainly got dragged into the bedroom so many times.
I started when I was 9. I didn't know to use my hand. It was face down rubbing myself against the bed. I've been addicted ever since though it's much nicer (well normally!) with a nice lady with me...

rashorangutan 09-04-2005 06:47 PM

It was my next door neighbor. She was about 4 years older than i was. I found out years later that she had a crush on me, But i was married by then.

air45 09-16-2005 07:00 AM

this is tia carrere from the hit television program name of "RELIC HUNTER!"

she also in wayne world and boy can she play on the guitar string! she sing like the angels and her bosom is the maximum! i still pleasure me to her thought many time a week!

Cimarron29414 09-16-2005 11:50 AM

Morgan Fairchild in "The Seduction".

TheJig 09-23-2005 07:24 PM

Tawny Kitaen from that Whitesnake video (Here I Go Again), where she's writhing around on the hood of that car.

Anytime I hear that on the radio I look down at the little general and say...

"They're playing our song."

Poppinjay 09-23-2005 08:10 PM

Kelly, played trumpet in our high school band, had no actual desire for her UP UNTIL THEN.

Wet dreams will fuck with you. After that, she wa a regular star in my personal porn movies.

fuzzer 10-05-2005 09:04 AM

My step mother.....She was only 8 yrs older than me....me 14 her 22

Val_1 10-05-2005 09:47 AM

Can't remember, but probably Apollonia Kotero from Purple Rain.

flooty333 10-13-2005 08:35 PM

First time...
Had to be Victoria Secret catalogue in 7th or 8th grade.

cait987 10-13-2005 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Siege
Wow, how do you people remember this stuff?

All I remember was that it was to some late night porn. I think I was something like 14 or 15.

I didn't even know what masturbating was for a while. I just kept wondering why the women in porn stroked the guy's penis. So I tried it out, and have been enjoying it since :thumbsup:


Lol same here pretty much, I remember I started hearing about masturbation when I was like 12 and was like thats cool (even if I had no clue). Tried it at home though and for some reason I couldn't figure it out for like a month, I kept trying to spin my dick in circles (yes, like a helicopter) and thought I couldn't have kids cause nothing ever worked. Finally watched a porn movie once and saw what the chick did and was like sweet and well, ya you can figure it out from there :D

gosaimasu 10-17-2005 06:25 PM

My first masturbation was to jenna jameson's blocked-out tits in the howard stern show on e! channel. I was eleven (and apparently at a younger age than most). the first masturbation is the best, IMO. its like riding the rollercoaster for the first time.

HoneyPot 10-17-2005 06:54 PM

Wish I could even masturbate period... I'm looking to invest in some toys...
HA! Donna's hot!!! Yowsa!

Nancy 10-19-2005 03:50 AM

Hm... I can't remember :|


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