The first person you masturbated over
 

Just for the avoidance of confusion I mean 'masturbate over' in the sense of thinking of or visualising a person while you do it as opposed to literally wank over their person.

The first time I wanked myself off properly was in the bath at the age of 14. over Donna Summer and a particular photo of her in fishnets. It was 1979, Hot Stuff era.

hot on Donna's heels were Debbie Harry and Kate Bush in a big way.

Anyone else care to share their their first wanking subjects/objects?

If I remember correctly it was my grade 9 English teacher... she was very hot.

err.. the VERY first time.. Encarta Encylopedia article called "Vagina"..

*YAY* scientific diagrams...

.. After I figured out what porn was, ....Shania Twain. And I got caught too. :(

Wow, how do you people remember this stuff?

All I remember was that it was to some late night porn. I think I was something like 14 or 15.

I didn't even know what masturbating was for a while. I just kept wondering why the women in porn stroked the guy's penis. So I tried it out, and have been enjoying it since :thumbsup:

Kelly (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) on the show "Saved by the Bell." I wanted to be Zack Morris so bad!

Jeffrey the deuce.

My very first time ejoying myself was to Penthouse Letters magazine I stole from the corner store. That was good stuff.

Though I don't remember my very fist visual aid :confused:

A boy in my class in 6th grade. Actually boyS from class, but one in particular that I had a major crush on.

my art teacher. she was all of about 22 and seriously hot for an older woman

I think it was a passage from a book, but I don't remember which book. Probably Henry Miller.

By the way, I think the proper terminology is "masturbated to".

My husband was the first person I actually thought about while doing it.

lol i truly cant remember any person in particular, but the first time that I can remember, I was at the convinience store, and on my way out i saw a magazine and it was a porn, called Pocket Fox. Being 12 i was curious, and took it home and masturbated while reading the stories in it.

myself when i looked in the mirror and realisedd that despite all the bullying i was quite attractive!!!


other than that...jon bon jovi, richie sambora angela basset and salma hayek when isaw her in from dusk till dawn...... :p

I think I have been masturbating since I was about 6 or basically ever since I could remember. Princess from Battle of the Planets, Jem (another cartoon), and other ficticious charachters were in there somewhere but I don't think they count.

The first specific person that I could remember was when I was about 12. Mrs. Greenberg was a young mother in her early thirties who lived down the street. She hired me to do yard work and I would be in the backyard weeding or cleaning the brook that ran behind their house.

It is not like she would be walking around in seductive / revealing outfits offering me lemonade. In fact, I can't really say whether she was SUPER hot. She may not have totally lost the baby weight even, although I do remember a definite sexyness. Regardless, I had this thing going in my head that she would take me inside and "teach" me the ways of the world while the kid was napping and the husband (who in my head ignored her) was away.

Good times. I wonder what she looks like now..... They moved away after a year or so.

I'm not quite sure but I recall one of the very first times was to the chick from the original Heavy Metal.

:)

I just remember thinking that girls were so lucky because they could easily simulate having sex by insertion. I tried to simulate a vagina by cupping my hands and thrusting. I eventually discovered hand lotion, and that working my hand up and down worked much better than moving the hips.

As for who I was thinking about, I don't specifically remember. I do remember looking through the Sunday newspaper looking for bikini and underwear ads. The first real porn I actually managed to get my hands on was the centerfold of Playboy, miss September 1984, Kimberly Evanson. I rubbed myself raw looking at those pix.

dahm triplets I think when I was 13 or 14.

Ha Ha. That reminds me of when I used to imagine what fun i could have if I were able to duplicate myself. Masturbation plus! I love to wank naked in front of those huge full length mirrors you get in some hotel rooms.

Donna Summer? Are you fuckin' serious? That's badass.

Miss March...1974

My 7th grade Math teacher. She was like 27 or so...I had the hugest crush on her. So hot.

Heather Thomas, Pink Bikini Poster, circa 1982. Before Camel Toe was Camel Toe. My pecker still twitches at the thought of that poster...
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Either one of my friends' mom, or a HS English teacher.

I think I may have started a lot younger than is normal. I definitely don't remember the first time.

I don't remember my first person, but I remember one of my favorites. I took an AP Biology lab course in high school. I was in Utah at the time and most everyone in my class was Mormon. Not just your normal Mormon either, but the very devout variety. My lab partner was pretty normal looking, like a 6 on a scale of 10. But twice while helping her type <i> Drosophilidae </i> I managed to sneak a peek down her shirt. It was a "forbidden fruit" thing. The pureness of her white bra mixed with the fact that I should not have seen what I saw that drove me wild. I've moved on to hotter girls, but I still get a small shiver when I think back to that glimpse of bra.

I didn't start masturbating until I was quite a bit older. I was never taught how to do it, and I didn't believe I could make myself come. But I remember having a HELL of a lot of wet dreams ( which, in hindsight could have been eliminated if I just jacked off more, or at all, as the case may be) and these wet dreams were the result of a strong hormone induced imagination. I remember dreaming about a girl named Lorraine L. in Grade 7 a lot because once at a dance she let me hold her ass while we were dancing. So after that I unconsciously emitted a lot of seed in her honour. Man, I'm sure that if I learned to mastubate properly at an early age I'd have had a lot different youth. But I cannot guarantee that.

If i remember right it was my nanny or else it was some porn magazine...

I will never forget... no matter how much i try
 

Anna Nichole Smith in Playboy, many many moons ago, and it scared me for life, I still find here completely hot, I know at times she not but she still gets my motor running, my girlfriend thinks it’s hilarious. Ummmm you even seen the academy award winning ‘Skyscraper’ man that’s good stuff.
:lol: :thumbsup: :D

my first recollection was of a teacher at junior school she did it for me at the age of 10! i was :crazy: about her, after i had enjoyed the feeling it brought me :) then it was anywomen i came into contact with who i thought would do it for me :D now when im "festered" in bed i wank over my ex she still does it for me everytime ;) her magnetic movements still capture the minutes im in :icare: :)

It was the Sears and Robuck bra and panties section

Kim Basinger in 9 1/2 Weeks :) Thats a good movie when you're 12!

pmsl

catchin site of myself in mirrors does it for me aswell..still!!


jus tested the theory lol!

her name was SWANK

Some penthouse pet, circa 1982 or 1983. Can't tell you who though.

I remember, I may have used the body of a pron star but I visualized this cute annoying asian girl in my class...

I always smile just a little bit more around her!

It was Xmas Eve lol.... um I found out what was on late night on Cinemax... prolly 11 or 12 years old?

The first ones were lingerie models in my mom's clothes catalogues. First one I recall the name of was Erika Eleniak.

It was a tie between my fifth grade teacher and Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island. My teacher lasted a long time since she moved up to teach 6th - 8th grade math. I still masturbate thinking about Mary Ann. I'm 43. :crazy: :lol:

i wasent thinking of anyone when i first did it, just wanted to see what all the fuss was about lol, think i was like 8 or somewhere around there, dident know what was supposed to happen so i kept going till :D:D:D:D yeah that was kind of unexpected lol kind of freaked me out :p

Probably a girl named Jenna, who I had a huge crush on in 7th and 8th grade. She had the best ass ever (I thought) and she was nice to everyone. I wanted to marry her. I saw her a few months ago and she had a baby... that was disappointing. She's still a very sweet girl though.

Some girl that was on a bus trip with the my class and she was sitting in the back row in the same seat as me. A guy infront of my said he would give her $20 to lift up her shirt for a minute or something and show everyone in that area her tits. So she did it and I got a front row view sitting right beside her. I think that was the first time.

Sabrina the teenage witch.

Hey, you're not in "Fountains of Wayne" are you?

:D :D :D

As in...Melissa Joan Hart,
or...the Archie comic book character?

1997. thinking about jim conway. 7th grade. i was waiting for mom to finish cooking dinner, and i randomly just had the urge to finally do it. i laid on my bed face down. no lights on. i remember i watched south park after and didn't focus at all... just wondered if what i did was normal for girls my age (12-13). i don't think i even came.
hahaah. ohh to be so stupid and young.

Heh. 7th grade I was listening to the girls sitting behind me in class, and the chick I had a huge crush on at the time, Danielle S, was describing her experience giving her first blow job (yeah yeah holy shit 14 years old).

Went home, and imagined her head down there. Yup.

And no surprise, later on in high school she was a freakin whore! :-D

Wow, that was a long time ago. I think it was either Scarlet from GI Joe, or my art teacher in grade school, Miss Cirinbeigh. Both were redheads...I've been stuck on them ever since.

corny, but my boyfriend. as soon as i got home after the first time i made him come.

its SUCH a huge turn on for me!

first time i didn't even know what was going on, i was just enjoying it. i think the very first person was just some random girl in school.

I was 14 and it was the girl next door she was 18 and hot!

pamela anderson.

as cliche as that might sound, younger when sustaining an erection, i wasn't exactly sure what to do with it. when i figured it out, she was the easiest source.

as for a person i knew: a girl i had a crush on during elementary school

Elvira mistress of the dark about '86 or so. Its no surprise that I love gothy girls. In fact I'm married to one! She knows all about my previous "experience" with Elvira and has no qualms about us meeting her at a horror convention coming up.

My Dad had a subscription to National Geographic and the masturbation madness started around 13.....hmmmm memories.

Damn those National Geographic magazines and their nude pictures of exotic women in far away countries....they call it great journalism....I call it porn magazines with training wheels. :thumbsup:

A girl in school I though was hot. She was a good 2 grades older than me.

The first would be me. I looked down and thought,,, wow! Can I do this all the time???? WOW!!

I was at church. I was about 13,,, and went to the bathroom. Blah blah,, blah bl, bklah blah boomn! I was like, fark that felt good,. The rest is history.

IT was a while ago. I think 6th grade or so...probably a girl named Erin who I had a crush on most of the year. Then moved to Maria who I was sorta gf/bf with from that spring to the start of Jr. High.

Started out as fantasy situation that led to masturbation.

some girl i had a crush on, actually maybe earlier than that. when i was very young my mother would tell me to rub my penis if it was hurting so i guess i learned about that sort of thing very young. i porbably consciously did it first around 8 or 9. hmm never though much about that. i would just play a game where i though about a girl and i would. well that's enough info.

interesting thread.

oh she was probably either sandy or sheena

When I was 12 or 13 years old, late Saturday night in my room watching MTV videos. I just started playing with it and it felt good, then I get the biggest shock of my life! Since then, I've "shocked" myself thousands of times.

Funny, this thread got me thinking about the Biily Connelly stand-up act about when he first discovered "wanking". Does anybody remember this skit? It had me laughing for weeks!

Ha! Same here! :thumbsup:

I had that poster as a puzzle that read "Love and laughs, Heather Thomas," or something to that effect. I do remember it was a puzzle though.

Daisy Duke. Catherine Bach. My the thought of her today just gives me a woody

My 8th grade PE teacher....man whatta bade still to this day! (6 years and still smokin)

Dont know who it was but was just flicking through the tv in my room while on holiday one time and found some porn. All I remember is that it was girl on girl...went to sleep with a smile on my face that night...

I remember getting a double page, topless poster of Samantha Fox from one of my Dads magazines. I got plenty of practice from that one.

The great and lovely Jenna Jameson :)

Sweetpea

I can't remember that far back, it's like nearly 30 years ago!
But having a catalogue at home with ladies in their underwear certainly got dragged into the bedroom so many times.
I started when I was 9. I didn't know to use my hand. It was face down rubbing myself against the bed. I've been addicted ever since though it's much nicer (well normally!) with a nice lady with me...

It was my next door neighbor. She was about 4 years older than i was. I found out years later that she had a crush on me, But i was married by then.

this is tia carrere from the hit television program name of "RELIC HUNTER!"

she also in wayne world and boy can she play on the guitar string! she sing like the angels and her bosom is the maximum! i still pleasure me to her thought many time a week!

Morgan Fairchild in "The Seduction".

Tawny Kitaen from that Whitesnake video (Here I Go Again), where she's writhing around on the hood of that car.

Anytime I hear that on the radio I look down at the little general and say...

"They're playing our song."

Kelly, played trumpet in our high school band, had no actual desire for her UP UNTIL THEN.

Wet dreams will fuck with you. After that, she wa a regular star in my personal porn movies.

My step mother.....She was only 8 yrs older than me....me 14 her 22

Can't remember, but probably Apollonia Kotero from Purple Rain.

First time...
Had to be Victoria Secret catalogue in 7th or 8th grade.

Lol same here pretty much, I remember I started hearing about masturbation when I was like 12 and was like thats cool (even if I had no clue). Tried it at home though and for some reason I couldn't figure it out for like a month, I kept trying to spin my dick in circles (yes, like a helicopter) and thought I couldn't have kids cause nothing ever worked. Finally watched a porn movie once and saw what the chick did and was like sweet and well, ya you can figure it out from there :D

My first masturbation was to jenna jameson's blocked-out tits in the howard stern show on e! channel. I was eleven (and apparently at a younger age than most). the first masturbation is the best, IMO. its like riding the rollercoaster for the first time.

Wish I could even masturbate period... I'm looking to invest in some toys...
HA! Donna's hot!!! Yowsa!

Hm... I can't remember :|