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spliffy 07-22-2005 09:29 AM

Give A Lady Road Head...Is It Possible?
 
All guys love to drive while getting head it is one of the greatest ways to get head but I have always wondered about performing cunnilingus (eating out) a lady while SHE is driving. Besides the concentration issue (women having more intense pleasure from being eaten than men do from a blowjob as far as i know
Is it possible? Has anyone ever done it? I am just trying to consider the angles my neck would have to go in and dont know how it could work out...forsure not with bucket seats!
Any Ideas? Experiences?

Coppertop 07-22-2005 09:58 AM

You'd be better off just fingering her. Unless you have a really small head and an elastic neck. Or Gene Simmons' tongue.

martinguerre 07-22-2005 10:12 AM

"Why hello, Gene! I didn't know you were here..."

Such a funny moment...but yeah, i should think that sheer mechanics of this would rather difficult.

spliffy 07-22-2005 10:17 AM

i was thinking along the lines of bench seats that you can maneuver under her legs and come from below with your legs stretched out into the passenger leg area...id still like to hear from someone who has at least attempted it :D

Charlatan 07-22-2005 10:17 AM

This position is easily achieved by removing the woman's right leg at the hip.

spliffy 07-22-2005 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Charlatan
This position is easily achieved by removing the woman's right leg at the hip.

unless you are in england or australia or one of those other wacky right hand side driving countries...then youd just be removing her leg for no reason and that would be unspeakably cruel lol
plus i dont think youd need to go all the way up to the hip...you could leave it at the knee no?

Johnny Pyro 07-22-2005 10:42 AM

Pull over, throw her in the backseat, and eat that shit! Its still road head, kinda. :thumbsup:

Hardknock 07-22-2005 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Pyro
Pull over, throw her in the backseat, and eat that shit! Its still road head, kinda. :thumbsup:

There you go. Problem solved.

spliffy 07-22-2005 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Pyro
Pull over, throw her in the backseat, and eat that shit! Its still road head, kinda. :thumbsup:

umm i think that would be head in the back of a car...you have to be on the road for it to be road head...might as well be in a random parking lot if im gonna do it in the backseat

ruggerp11 07-22-2005 11:41 AM

I imagine that if shes fairly flexible and has cruise control you could have her throw her leg up and try and snake in underneath.... Fuck it just finger her.

Ustwo 07-22-2005 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ruggerp11
I imagine that if shes fairly flexible and has cruise control you could have her throw her leg up and try and snake in underneath.....

That will be a most amusing after accident report.

Catmandu 07-22-2005 11:55 AM

Who says she has to be driving?!? You could drive and have her tipped upside down. Oncoming drivers would see your eyes peering over her ass. With her feet waving out BOTH windows. Try it and report back.

sailor 07-22-2005 01:42 PM

Just finger her.

Suave 07-22-2005 01:57 PM

Try doing it sideways?

spliffy 07-22-2005 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catmandu
Who says she has to be driving?!? You could drive and have her tipped upside down. Oncoming drivers would see your eyes peering over her ass. With her feet waving out BOTH windows. Try it and report back.

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK!!! thats the most viable idea i have seen yet! i am going to try and get this done asap gotta find a girl (no gf at the moment) to do it with hmm maybe i can even get her to be driving and braking seeing as her hands will be down there anyway...or even an onroad 69 lol oh the possibilities!

muckluck 07-22-2005 09:39 PM

Funniest Sexuality thread ever! maybe she can drive with the left foot and stretch her right leg as much as she can. Then you lay sideways and go at it! Gene Simmons' tounge wouldn't hurt either.

Ruse 07-22-2005 11:03 PM

Best thing I can think of would be driving an older truck with no divider in the middle of the seat.. Im sure you can use your imagination for the rest.

agent79 07-23-2005 10:24 PM

with the way women orgasm i dont know if want to be in the car when one is driving while orgasming. scary thought.

spliffy 07-24-2005 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by agent79
with the way women orgasm i dont know if want to be in the car when one is driving while orgasming. scary thought.

women dont look at the road when they drive anyway and we let them drive so whats the difference if they are cumming or not? lol j/k

pig 07-24-2005 12:28 PM

Adjust seat tilt so that steering wheel is almost horizontal, or as far up as possible. Add cruise control. You can reach the clit with pelvic tilt and proper leg-spreading of said girl, etc. Add finger-fucking, and you're golden.

ktspktsp 07-24-2005 03:01 PM

Yeah, tried that for a few seconds but it didn't seem very practical :lol: . Yup, fingering works best in that case! And don't get her to orgasm if you're scared of accidents (which makes sense), that way when you finally get to your destination she'll be extra horny! :D


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