06-25-2005, 02:06 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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So we did it......
while I drove.....
Yup did it in my car last night on the way back home, around 11 pm...few cars on the road...we took this road we sometimes take, relatively lonely.... halfway home, i tell my girl, wouldnt it be cool if you sat on me and we did it righ here, right now...she was like yeah..... *i didnt really believe it then* i said, you want to? she said yeah.... *didnt believe that then* so I said, you'll have to take your pants off *I thought she'd laugh it off and we'd just continue driving home.....WRONG...she took em off and said, you'll have to take yours off so I dropped my pants and boxers and she sat on me, facing me...... we did it for a few Kms till we reached a residential area.. Man that was fun ..... Kinda wacky though I have to admit. |
06-25-2005, 03:23 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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did it on a highway... found myself driving 80mph... would have been weird to explain to an officer as to why I was speeding.
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06-25-2005, 03:26 PM | #4 (permalink) | |
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06-25-2005, 03:58 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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Location: Canada
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I don't know how I'd drive while doing that, but then I was never good at multi-tasking. Good on ya, I suppose, just watch you don't get yourself into a collision... that'd just be awkward (assuming of course that no one gets injured).
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06-25-2005, 07:27 PM | #13 (permalink) |
hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005
Location: North side
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I have no clue as to the technicalities of sex while driving... although road head can be fun... and you can scream as loud as you want in a car!
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06-26-2005, 04:27 PM | #17 (permalink) |
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Driving along I81 in VA, following a friend home from Tn. A white Corolla comes screaming up around me, swerves in front of me and almost cuts me off. I then notice...... a girl's head pop up after the swerve, then disappears again...
I radioed ahead to my friend that the driver in the white car behind him is getting a bj at the moment and he can't handle the car, so watch out. A player for the Philadelphia Flyers was killed along with his girlfriend in an auto accident several years ago. According to the position of their bodies, he was getting a bj (her head was wedged under the steering wheel). I'll remain sitting up, safely buckled in.......
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06-26-2005, 06:08 PM | #18 (permalink) | |
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06-26-2005, 06:18 PM | #19 (permalink) | |
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Location: my Lady's manor
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06-26-2005, 06:18 PM | #20 (permalink) |
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Why do I get the feeling that if this made it out on the news, that a couple died in a car accident while having sex and driving at the same time, and it was posted on this board, people would be making a lot less tolerant replies. I bet it would be even worse if the passengers in the other vehicle(s) were also injured or died.
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06-26-2005, 06:27 PM | #21 (permalink) |
peekaboo
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The gentleman in question, luckily or unluckily, crashed into a tree. When it was reported about their untimelly death, no mention was made of the how's or why's. The story of those was later told by an EMS on the scene to one of my family members.
I cringe when I hear of the so-called fun people have doing 'it' while behind the wheel. My life and certainly not the participants' is worth a thrill. If you have to have sex right then and there, do me and my kids a favor-pull the fuck over-literally.
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06-26-2005, 06:48 PM | #22 (permalink) |
loving the curves
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People engage in lots of activity that can in worst case scenarios result in horrific consequences. Including asking the wrong person for assistance when their vehical breaks down instead of waiting for a member of the police to happen by, or picking up a child to give them a better view at a scenic rest stop. True, engaging in sexual behavior while driving can readily have a more catastrophic immediacy that we understand than, say, asking a girl for a dance in a bar and getting your ass shot off by one of her irate aquaintances - still, folks will do it, enjoy it, and in the main not suffer any negative consequences.
A thread started because of a terminal result of sexual behavior engaged in while driving would have a different intent then that of the original creator of this thread. The general tone of the dead-head-thread would of course be different, having started from that different place.
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