ontheroad

gggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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cycloptor

im a happy almost slut!

Squishor

Uh, I don't believe that test because it just called me "skanky." I'm not skanky, I've just done a lot of things.

Sage

Yet another happy almost slut! I was kind of scared that I scored higer than 96% of other people in my age and gender in Ethics. Apparently I missed out A LOT in college....

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radioguy

just a "vanilla prude" here...damn, i need to work on myself.

Kazic

i am apparently I am a player slut..
hmm
didn't see that coming.

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diddagirl

Another for the "Happy Almost Slut". I am cool with that.....seems fairly accurate to me.

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ontheroad

gggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Squishor

Hmm well I just took the test again, paying a little more attention and making slightly more moderate responses but it still says I'm skanky, a "player slut."
I think this test is slanted - it favors nuns.

Player Slut
Whoa! You scored 35 Sluttiness Points and 2 Ethics Points! Interesting...

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 68% on Sluttiness

You scored higher than 18% on Ethics

Scrub0

almost slut :P

xxSquirtxx

LOL Happy almost slut.


Those quizzes don't take into account (usually) marriage.

Anyway...intesting.

bbbbbb555

im a happy almost slut like most of the rest of you.

blahblah454

Im a Vanilla Prude along with radioguy

Here is what it says for all you sluts out there! (haha just kidding, I love you all)

"Vanilla Prude
Whoa! You scored 5 Sluttiness Points and 19 Ethics Points! Interesting...
I'm not exactly sure why you bothered to take this test because you're obviously not a slut by any standard. On the other hand, you do seem to have a strong ethical code with regards to how you treat people. No matter where you fall on the slut spectrum through the years, your being considerate to others will keep you well and happy in the world.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 19% on Sluttiness
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You scored higher than 63% on Ethics"

Mephisto2

Player slut?

Not sure if that's good or bad.


Mr Mephisto

snowy

I'm an ethical slut. w00t.

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Stick

True ethical slut.
You scored higher than 47% on Sluttiness
You scored higher than 80% on Ethics.

Yee ha.

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abaya

Happy almost-slut
(no surprise!)

16 sluttiness points, 24 ethics points
29th percentile on sluttiness, 82nd percentile on ethics
(again, no surprise, but at least that's changed from 5 years ago!... would have scored 0 percentile on sluttiness and 100 percentile on ethics back then, I bet.)

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Sweetpea

I've come a LONG way from repressed catholic school girl . . . a LONG way


happy almost slut

Happy Almost-Slut
scored 22 Sluttiness Points and 25 Ethics Points

to have enjoyable sex . . . ethics must come into play.

once those ethics are in place . . . anything goes, you can tie me up, have anal sex with me, spank me . . . As long as everyone is consenting . . . more power to it

Sweetpea

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abaya

^ I totally agree, Sweetpea. Had no idea you were a repressed religious girl in your past life, too!!

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Jackebear

Me too. Huh?

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Demeter

I'm 'True Ethical Slut'
28 Sluttiness Points and 24 Ethics Points!
Doesn’t sex just kick ass? You love it and your friends love it and your playmates love it. Sex is that overflowing bowl of ice cream you just have to share with the world. Because maybe, just maybe, if we can get more happy good sex out into the world, we can make it a happier place for everyone in it. You know how to communicate about what you want and how to listen to your partner’s desires. You even use your turn signals. You’re just an all around good person. You are one of the beautiful people.

though I must admit, a lot of answers pertain to my 'salad years'.
I'm not the panting horn-dog of years past.

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Redlemon

You scored higher than 9% on Sluttiness
You scored higher than 73% on Ethics

Sounds about right.

Happy Almost-Slut: It's clear that you're at least a bit sex positive but you still have some hang-ups about the whole consensual nonmonogamy thing.

What's the difference between a "hangup" and "something that's not right for me"?

(santorum... heh.)

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Squishor

I don't know where you guys are getting all these ethics points. I mean, I use my turn signals too. And why should I use a condom when I've been in a monogamous relationship for over 6 years?

ngdawg

Player Slut? Moi?
Whoa! You scored 29 Sluttiness Points and 5 Ethics Points! Interesting...
You scored higher than 64% on Sluttiness
You scored higher than 20% on Ethics

This seems to score based not only on experiences but on views of sexuality as well.
As with most quizzes, questions have a basis or agenda that reflect the views of those that made the quiz up. Oh well, so I like masturbation and think prostitution should be legalized and taxed...sue me.

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Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

Seeker

A Happy Almost Slut

Hmmm, I thought I was a bit prudish myself...

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ontheroad

ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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drewpy

my swcore was disappointing ... i see myself as more interesting than
more slutty than 29% and more ethical than 6% what a wierd mix

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Martian

I agree with that one. I'm pretty boring when it comes to sex; I have no interest in anal, multiple partners, bondage or any of that. So I'm not one to do those things, but I reckon as long as it's consentual whatever peels your banana is alright by me.

And for those interested I scored higher than 30% on sluttiness and higher than 98% (!) on ethics.

SiN

True Ethical Slut
Whoa! You scored 30 Sluttiness Points and 7 Ethics Points! Interesting...
Doesn’t sex just kick ass? You love it and your friends love it and your playmates love it. Sex is that overflowing bowl of ice cream you just have to share with the world. Because maybe, just maybe, if we can get more happy good sex out into the world, we can make it a happier place for everyone in it. You know how to communicate about what you want and how to listen to your partner’s desires. You even use your turn signals. You’re just an all around good person. You are one of the beautiful people.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 63% on Sluttiness

You scored higher than 18% on Ethics



.....

sure.

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doncalypso

Happy Almost-Slut
Whoa! You scored 25 Sluttiness Points and 19 Ethics Points! Interesting...
It's clear that you're at least a bit sex positive but you still have some hang-ups about the whole consensual nonmonogamy thing. I know, it can be difficult to step out into new things. No one says you have to but it may open new worlds to you if you try something that seems a little bit outside your usual cup-of-tea. Just keep treating yourself and others with respect and you can't go wrong.

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Mantus

Happy Almost-Slut - I sure am

ShaniFaye

True Ethical Slut
Whoa! You scored 30 Sluttiness Points and 10 Ethics Points! Interesting...
Doesn’t sex just kick ass? You love it and your friends love it and your playmates love it. Sex is that overflowing bowl of ice cream you just have to share with the world. Because maybe, just maybe, if we can get more happy good sex out into the world, we can make it a happier place for everyone in it. You know how to communicate about what you want and how to listen to your partner’s desires. You even use your turn signals. You’re just an all around good person. You are one of the beautiful people.

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

Lead543

Vanilla Prude
Whoa! You scored 6 Sluttiness Points and 16 Ethics Points! Interesting...


I don't fit in

ktspktsp

Happy Almost-Slut
Whoa! You scored 11 Sluttiness Points and 27 Ethics Points! Interesting
17% on Sluttiness, 91% on Ethics.

Damn I'm too innocent!

Astrocloud

Happy almost slut? I forget how much fun others are having.

gentlesoul43

Lukewarm
Whoa! You scored 23 Sluttiness Points and -10 Ethics Points! Interesting...
Like spit in a cup, you're lukewarm. You're unethical enough to be a player but too prudish to make even that happen. Suddenly the song, "Pretty Fly For a White Guy" has popped into my head.


Hmm, looks like I am the only one with this result. Unethical yet a prude. Dearie dearie me.. confused little soul I am

Ustwo

Do I win a prize?

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kramus

an ethical slut with 20% more on the sluttiness scale and 46% on the ethical scale. Pretty good for a guy who has been celibate after separating from a committed monogamous relationship after 24 years of marriage . . . I must have an attitude

Methinks as others about the prostitute question and possibly the sex ed question slutting me up. Or maybe I just don't recognise myself in a test.

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kajagoogoo

ditto

24%

75%

cellophanedeity

Happy Almost-Slut. I think that suits me just fine.