Surreal question
 

This question has always bugged me. What would go through a woman's mind if she woke up from a deep sleep & found that she had a fully erect member of her own, attached just above her pussy! Still a normal woman but with this extra item.
(I'm really after womens' fantasy emotional responses here - not technical descriptions of shemales...)
She is bound to be very very surprised but would she be pleased???
I've often wondered how woman feel not having a fine member of their own.
This is going to be fascinating...

I'm a guy, but I've always liked the song Penis Envy by Uncle Bonsai (two female singers plus a countertenor and guitar):

If I found a penis attached to me, I would freak out and start crying. I have no want WHATSOEVER to have a penis. Especially if I still had a vagina.

"What the HELL is that dangly appendage thingy? What idiot surgically attached a baby elephant's trunk to my body last night? How annoying, I want my nice pretty all-enclosed vagina back."

That's to say, I would be embarrassed because I prefer having everything neatly contained down there... having it all hanging out and ready to rise with no warning, would feel so unnatural and... awkward.

Then again, if it couldn't be fixed, I'd say to my bf, "Hey hon, let's throw away the strap-on and get busy!!" I would like to know how it feels to actually penetrate someone, not just with a silicone thing... to know how those sensations feel on such a large surface area, and how it feels to shoot cum out of a dick every single time I have sex instead of waiting, waiting, waiting for that orgasm...

That's how most guys feel.

I suspect that the answer won't really match your fantasy.

Now, if you asked, "What would you do if you had a penis for 24 hours?", I bet you'd get some more interesting answers.

I don't think women quite get it about what it is to have a penis. It isn't just a part of your body which happens to change size (although it *is* the only part that does this) - it is something quite special & thinks for you. Its behaviour is involuntary & it can be your best friend.
Note to Abaya - I didn't say 'dangly' - I said fully e**ct when you woke up - this is very important ;) !

No thanks :)

Well I wouldn't really like to have both a penis and a vagina, because the main benefit to having a penis (in my eyes) is having external genitals which are easier to clean and don't get UTIs or yeast infections. I think I'd really just be weirded out and distressed. I ocasionally envy the convenience of penises but that's about it.

Now, the real question is, would I also have BALLS? THAT would be exciting! I would love to be able to make sperm.

Freud would say that this would be every woman's dream. I'm not waying that Freud was correct. its all very strange.

I've always been really grateful I didn't have a penis. I think abaya understands what I mean when I say I've always had a sort of horror at the thought of having a part of my body that stuck out like that (and such an important part, at that). I still remember the feeling when, at about age four or so, I realized I could have been born a boy and just barely escaped having one of those things! :eek: And, even if it was erect, it'd be dangling soon enough. It all seems very awkward. I'm used to being all neat and compact and I just think it'd be extremely unnerving. Once the shock and horror wore off I'd be happy enough to find out what it feels like to use it though.

Are most women actually curious as to what it feels like to use a penis? My girlfriend asked me the other day what it feels like to be inside of her. It kinda caught me off guard I think I said something to the tune of Uhhh... it feels good. I don't think I've ever really wondered precisely what it feels like to have a vagina be penetrated. I just know it feels good for her and that's about it.

I'd be quite pleased with the penis for a day thing. Longer than that and I'd want it gone. I like having all of my important bits up inside of me, instead of dangling out like that.

So if I woke up with a penis, I'd be shocked and scared, but once I got used to it, I'd probably masturbate and call up my friend Alex and see if she'd help me try something! ;)

Not the least bit interested. Sounds like a nightmare scenario to me, but that may be because I'm too close to the issue. I like my nice, neat, well arranged body, with everything up inside and protected as it should be.

My sister has been living this very scenario for about 20 years now, and her reaction is to have it restructured into a more practical and aesthetically pleasing form. On a related note, for a MTF transsexual, it's the testicles that are generally much more distressing than the penis.

So, chas1, I'm very curious to know whether these answers are what you expected.

On another note, it's very comfortable to see that other women feel the same way I do about it. So far, it appears that Freud was wrong. We don't much envy the sticky outy parts.

Well Squishor, in my experience when a woman becomes curious about something then she is more interested than she lets on?? I am a little disappointed by the female replies - maybe I should have followed Ratbastid's advice & gone for the "what if you had a penis for 24 hours?" question.
You ladies mentioned the downside (pardon the pun) - dangly, vunerable - of having your own penis but I can only see advantages. My question was triggered by meeting a couple of women in the past who asked me "what is it like?" - I'm sure they were wondering what it is like to have one.
I am going to have a small alcoholic drink to cheer myself up ...

I think women would feel a whole lot different about circumcision but that's an entirely different topic for another day : ) *mounts soapbox*

I think it's odd that 'female genital mutilation' is viewed with abject and utter horror by anyone who considers themselves somewhat civilised but on the other hand, few people have qualms about cutting off a perfectly good piece of protective skin that is fine where it is, thank you.

I think it's the whole topos of male v female violence as opposed to male v male violence. But to finish off, if you have male children, think twice before subjecting them to this barbaric ritual. There is absolutely no valid scientific evidence that it helps anything, and a good deal that says it hurts.

I guess it's not really something most people ever think about.

Everyone's accustomed to what they have. Does the idea of having your sex organs tucked up inside appeal to you? No erections, sitting down to take a piss?

I for one have spent a lot of time wondering how the other half lives, but that's a part of my nature. I think a lot of women probably wonder what it's like but as you can see we don't so much like the part about having it hanging off our bodies. I mean, how would you feel about having your kidneys sticking out of your lower back? A bit vulnerable and bizarre? What if you lean back and squish them? So that's a little bit of how it seems from this perspective.

If you're looking for more of a penis fantasy response, then maybe yes, the "what if you had one for 24 hours" or something might work better. But I think what you're seeing is a bit of truth that I've observed for a long time - the penis is a great thing, but not everybody in the world wants one on their body. I know we're supposed to want one according to popular theory, but that's not necessarily true. Wondering what it's like isn't the same thing as waking up with one actually attached.

I think i was try and figure out how I could bend it back on itself hehehehehe

I'm getting deeper into this subject than I thought but...
I would *not* like my sex organs tucked up inside my stomach, no erections & always having to sit down to pee - it sounds like an off-day to me.

I must defend the male member however as some of your criticisms are unfair :)

Dangy - it isn't always & when it is then it is put away,
Vulnerable - I've never had any damage or cuts to my equipment in my whole life (your eyes are much more exposed to damage),
Sticky Outy - if it isn't, then it's a problem, if it is, then all well & good.
Squished - I've never squished anything although very occasionally when I sit down I can misjudge 'things' & get a glancing blow. I am a little uncomfortable for a while but I don't how I to explain what has happened.. Any advice please?

I am beginning to wonder if you American ladies see things a bit differently -I am from the UK.

Maybe we should have a thread "Surreal question, for the guys"

What would you do if you woke up with a vulva?

I'd probably never leave the house again. Though I would prefer breasts <3

would it make me weird if i said dress it up, put makeup on it and a little wig, bounce it up and down and pretend its singing cher songs?

I think that more men should dress their bits up like cher!

And film it and put on live performances for us ladies! ;)

I imagine it'd make courting rather difficult huh?

"Oooh baby I'm so hard"
"Oooh yeah me too baby"
"What?! :eek:"

Asta!!

hrandani: hear, hear! Chopping off ANY bits of your baby is horrific.

Yeah, no thanks. You can keep your penis. I'll keep my vagina.

Now, this isn't to say I haven't thought about what it would be like to have a penis. If I did have one, I'd masturbate just to know the difference between male and female orgasms. From what my guy friends tell me when we try and analogize our orgasms...they get a raw deal where Os are concerned. I want to feel how that's the case.

Sacr&egrave; Poo! Somebody else knows Uncle Bonsai. Woohoo!!!

Actually, there is only one answer to a surreal question: Fish.

Saab.:p

Seriously, though.
Call in sick from work and play with it. All friggin day. (Until it got sore.) Have wild lesbian sex with my wife. Be seriously worried if my penis didn't come back in about three weeks. Get irritated the first time I went to pee and peed all over the bathroom, sit down every time after that.

OK, now I have "Detachable Penis" in my head:

I don't think anyone's criticizing the male member here, we're just sharing our point(s) of view, which is what you asked for after all. I'm certainly not here to have an argument or debate the merits of the penis - that's completely beside the point as far as I'm concerned. I'm much more interested in exchanging ideas and perspectives, which will hopefully lead to better mutual understanding. It's not like one type of sex organ is better than another, after all - they're just different. :)

My first post on this forum,

The following link (an essay) is extremely relevant.

http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/02...s/mypennew.asp

Tiresias knew the answer to that question, and the answer is that women have it better.

swoon..it would be a dream come true!