Squishor

I mentioned cleanup.

If you're really going for it there might well be some saliva and other gooey stuff dribbling about the place. While I'll get into it during the act, I'm not one to want to hang out and let that stuff dry on my face.

K-Wise

^ What about your panties?

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kramus

I just pictured having chinese food delivered, with those steamed towels in insulated packages the restaurants have, said delivery timed for right after the money shot and the gentling down, which can be oh so sweet. Now there is a fantasy. Especially because the lady will be hungry again 30 minutes after the food is gone

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Squishor

I'm not wearing any.

K-Wise

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HalcyonDaze

The first girl that ever did anything for me wouldn't let anything down her throat and didn't want me to touch her head.

So when the second girl did it, I didn't touch her and warned her a couple times before I was about to come. Finally she picked her head up and said "I'm gonna swallow it, shut up." Afterwards she asked me why I didn't touch her head or show any appreciation.

Women are different, find out what she considers proper etiquette. :-)

I think the most important thing is to appreciate it and let her know how much you do--by not demanding anything, and returning the favor without prompting.

KinkyKiwi

i prefer when he washes it right before..i get paranoid that there might be pee on it and its such a mood ruiner for me

he better thank me and tell me how wonderful i am at least once or twice after or he wont get it again.

unless were playing the "use the whore" game nothing better get pushed down my throat... (is there a better term for the whole rough..literally just using as a toy game?)

if he shaves hes gonna get it wayyyy more often..i floss myself..i dont need his help

and for cleanup..i like to have some mouthwash around, some tissues and if its anywhere on my skin i like babywipes because even after you just wipe it off theres still this like drying, cracking, itchy crust that remains

...and k-wise...your right except that with me it would be some vodka not beer

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777

Hey, I guess there is bj etiquette. And how would this change if he's driving?

I supose you should be sure not to drive next to any school buses.

And watch out for speed bumps.

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greeneyes

Oooooh man, I have a hilarious story about road head and a school bus. Perhaps one day I'll share that one.

As far as road head etiquette goes, I would just say if you cannot receive and drive at the same time, please pull over. I do not want highway patrol showing up at my house and informing my parents I was killed while giving road head.

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Disk_Pusher

Perhaps it's wrong of me, but I enjoy having my head pushed down. I enjoy the different experiences of dominating and being dominated (within reason - I'm certainly no bondage porn star). I actually had to ask for my fiancee to do that.

My only advice for etiquette is to be clean - hair is natural, and I don't expect trimming or shaving, but I do expect you to have used a bar of soap down there within the last day. This especially for the uncircumsized (sp?).

tpc

Damn this thread generated alot more response than I thought it would!

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OFKU0

Agreed. Just like when I spend 25 minutes performing jawnumbing pie licking at it's best only ending in me with near lockjaw and dying of thirst while missy is bouncing off the walls. I'd like a nice cold beer. No just bring the six pack. But I'm to respectful to expect anything gratuitously because of my gesture.

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Lyncher

DON'T try and kiss the guy after if you take it in the mouth ... unless he likes that sorta thing... I don't kiss after eating pussy till I gargle some mouth wash ... not that it tastes gross ... just I don't want to taste me and you don't have to taste yourself

Rinndalir

My wife likes for me to warn her, because she'd rather take a facial - she won't swallow, but that more than makes up for it, at least for me it does. Other than that, I can do whatever, in fact she gets more turned on if I get a little rough. Nothing serious like slapping (I couldn't do that anyway), but some light hair pulling, some dirty talk, grabbing her face or shoulders, stuff like that. I always tell her it was awesome (because it always is) and return the favor if I haven't done it beforehand.

OFKU0

Of course, after you are done, you do present a beverage list, don't you?

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maryjane

Hair pulling is a turn-on sometimes, but don't f*ck my face everytime.

kramus

The giver USUALLY sets the pace. Variety in all things, which includes a guy being a little demanding from time to time - but I know I'd want the lady to show her imagination and willingness to change it up. That is sexier and hotter than simply urgently stroking in another orofice.

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