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Supple Cow · 04-20-2005, 04:11 PM

Driving. Stick.

... but actually, I would prefer to do it naked myself and also have a naked passenger. Mmmmm.

Sweetpea · 04-20-2005, 04:11 PM

mowing the lawn

I don't know why . . .

K-Wise · 04-20-2005, 04:19 PM

^ That would itch SO bad!! Chiggers all over...it would be riding lawnmower or push?

Asta!!

Suave · 04-20-2005, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetpea

mowing the lawn

I don't know why . . .

As long as it's not Halx, since he'd probably run over his penis.

shortynickel · 04-20-2005, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaniFaye

I've done that....my boobs get in the way when trying to position the que stick hehehehe

why am i not surprised to hear you say that hun

cait987 · 04-20-2005, 07:20 PM

ice skating naked has a certain appeal, probably for the falling part haha

or for a guy - sprinting, damn that would hurt lol.
girl - teaching a sex ed class would be funny lol

muttonglutton · 04-20-2005, 09:01 PM

DDR, oh wow, oh yeah...

Anything jumpy or stretchy, really. The gym would be exciting.

FlatLand Flyer · 04-20-2005, 10:42 PM

Twister
Basketball
Weightlifting/Excercise

Skelington · 04-21-2005, 05:53 PM

i have to agree with Nikki, only the other way around, i don't think i would be able to handle it if my SO did anything naked.....

i must say, i am a college freshman, and it is about 1/3 of a mile walk from the dorm side to the acedemic side, and i think it would be great to walk across it naked. it would be a little scary though, i am at a Tech school, so lots of guys, and not so many girls....

MSD · 04-21-2005, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxSquirtxx

A female: Scrubbing floors on hands and knees.

A guy: Tennis. Or changing oil on a vehicle. LOL

If you change oild while it's cold, it will take forever to drain and the old stuff will still be clinging to the inside of the engine when you plug it back up, and you'll just contaminate the new stuff. During winter, we left cars running outside before bringing them into the garage because it took half as long to drain.

xpendable · 04-23-2005, 12:41 AM

naked shopping. Going from one store too the next, buying one piece of clothing at each store untill fully clothed. oh and naked sky diving

iccky · 05-01-2005, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nuvdar

Tip of the Day: Never Fry Bacon In The Nude [Correction: Always Fry Bacon in the nude, youll learn not to burn it]

The Scene: One morning a few weeks ago

Dan enters the kitchen, naked, gets out bacon and eggs, begins to fry bacon

Girlfriend enters, also naked, hugs dan from behind with one breast spilling out to the side. Bacon greese begins to sizzle.

Dan: I'm making you breakfast

Girlfriend: Mmmmm, that smells so good...

Dan: Yeah

Dan turns bacon

Girlfriend: ...I love it when - OWWW! SON OF A BITCH!

And I was barred from touching her left breast for quite awhile.

Lead543 · 05-02-2005, 08:08 PM

Bahahaha. I want my boyfriend to cook me bacon nude!!!!

cowudders14 · 05-03-2005, 11:35 AM

Gardening. Something about being outside naked is so mice, and my wife is very keen on gardening. Hmm... Naked gardening. We play board games inside naked, quite often. That's always good fun, especially when we throw a "sex", and hands have to go wandering...

shortynickel · 05-03-2005, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iccky

The Scene: One morning a few weeks ago

Dan enters the kitchen, naked, gets out bacon and eggs, begins to fry bacon

Girlfriend enters, also naked, hugs dan from behind with one breast spilling out to the side. Bacon greese begins to sizzle.

Dan: I'm making you breakfast

Girlfriend: Mmmmm, that smells so good...

Dan: Yeah

Dan turns bacon

Girlfriend: ...I love it when - OWWW! SON OF A BITCH!

And I was barred from touching her left breast for quite awhile.

that funny as hell dude...i could see myself and my wife in that situation

TroutKind · 05-03-2005, 07:57 PM

change the oil in my car

04-20-2005, 04:11 PM	#41 (permalink)
Supple Cow Americow, the Beautiful Location: Washington, D.C.	Driving. Stick. ... but actually, I would prefer to do it naked myself and also have a naked passenger. Mmmmm. __________________ "I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. Twenty-six times I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." (Michael Jordan)

04-20-2005, 04:11 PM	#42 (permalink)
Sweetpea Fade out Location: in love	mowing the lawn I don't know why . . . __________________ Having a Pet Will Change Your Life! Looking for a great pet?! Click Here! "I am the Type of Person Who Can Get Away With A lot, Simply Because I Don't Ask Permission for the Privilege of Being Myself"

04-20-2005, 04:19 PM	#43 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	^ That would itch SO bad!! Chiggers all over...it would be riding lawnmower or push? Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

04-20-2005, 09:01 PM	#47 (permalink)
muttonglutton Crazy Location: K-W. Err... -dot.	DDR, oh wow, oh yeah... Anything jumpy or stretchy, really. The gym would be exciting. __________________ Cellar Door.

05-03-2005, 11:35 AM	#54 (permalink)
cowudders14 Bringer of good Moos... Location: Midlands, UK	Gardening. Something about being outside naked is so mice, and my wife is very keen on gardening. Hmm... Naked gardening. We play board games inside naked, quite often. That's always good fun, especially when we throw a "sex", and hands have to go wandering... __________________ Moo! I'm mooey!

04-20-2005, 07:20 PM	#46 (permalink)
cait987 Insane	ice skating naked has a certain appeal, probably for the falling part haha or for a guy - sprinting, damn that would hurt lol. girl - teaching a sex ed class would be funny lol

04-20-2005, 10:42 PM	#48 (permalink)
FlatLand Flyer Insane Location: Eastern, WA	Twister Basketball Weightlifting/Excercise

04-21-2005, 05:53 PM	#49 (permalink)
Skelington Upright Location: Between May and August and i am in Mantua, Ohio. and between August and May, and i am in Rochester, New York	i have to agree with Nikki, only the other way around, i don't think i would be able to handle it if my SO did anything naked..... i must say, i am a college freshman, and it is about 1/3 of a mile walk from the dorm side to the acedemic side, and i think it would be great to walk across it naked. it would be a little scary though, i am at a Tech school, so lots of guys, and not so many girls....

04-23-2005, 12:41 AM	#51 (permalink)
xpendable Upright Location: B.C.	naked shopping. Going from one store too the next, buying one piece of clothing at each store untill fully clothed. oh and naked sky diving

05-02-2005, 08:08 PM	#53 (permalink)
Lead543 Registered User Location: Calgary	Bahahaha. I want my boyfriend to cook me bacon nude!!!!

05-03-2005, 07:57 PM	#56 (permalink)
TroutKind Tilted Location: Washington	change the oil in my car