any such thing as a bad BJ....
 

hell yes....i added another slash to the bad BJ count after tonight....same problem as the last i added....to teethy.....


thankfully i saw it was going in that direction and i was after to savage earl b4 he got to beat up to perform later.....

any one else have the bad bj count going?

I have yet to actually have a good BJ!

One girl thought a blowjob meant she should pinch the head tll the hole opened and blow down it! Fucking OW! Felt like someone was pouring hot molten steel down it! The only other girl I let try ended up taking shreads of skin off with her shark teeth, I bled for 3 days!

Its getting to the point I'm scared of them!

Teeth are your friend.........

I needed 11 stitches... teeth are bad! Explaining that to the doctor sucked too!

Not so much a BAD blowjob but some very blase ones. Blowjobs that don't really get me anywhere. Girls that think bobbing up and down on the tip as fast as they can makes a good blowjob. Now my experience isn't as bad as yours is, Use your hands girls and take the whole thing if you can, if not take as much as you can. be creative, how would you like it if all we did is lick you like an ice cream cone for an hour without changing it up. Would get a little boring eh?

My Davey loves teeth!!!!

I sometimes wish I could give classes on how to give a blow job and how its NOT just bobbing up and down as rugger described.....so many women could benefit if they'd just take the time to READ up on sexual techniques.

My girlfriend gets offended when I tell her to use a different technique or not use her teeth. She's too stubborn to take constructive criticism.

Ooof. I hate to be blunt, but is she giving the blowjob for your pleasure, or for hers? If she isn't giving pleasure, why do it at all?

11 stitches! In my penis! You can still see the scars! Teeth bad!

That sucks. So to speak.

I've never encountered real serious teeth situations. The bad blowjobs I've had in the past have been bad in the "too gentle/not enough action/hello anybody home down there" variety. The girl lurkette and I were dating for a while last year was ALL lips. She didn't touch me with her tongue or the rest of her mouth at all, and when she went deep, I swear there was a hole in the back of her head, because I couldn't feel a thing.

We talked about that just a couple days ago, actually--she's still a good friend--and I apologized for not showing her how I like it. The dumb thing I do is: I never said what I wanted because I was afraid to offend her, but the real effect of it was that she felt incompetent. So I apologized for that.

Ya, it was the teeth for me too. I didn't need stitches but damn, she treated it like a cob of corn. Treat it like a tootsie roll. :D

whoa I didn't know you broke up. I'm glad your making the effort to be good friends still. Its not an easy thing believe me.

I get teeth situations all the time. Solved by telling her that I'm in pain.It started off terribly with my current SO but slowly it was getting much better and she was keeping them out of the way when a strange thing happened; I was away for a month and couldn't see her, i get back and shes totally forgotten how to suck and only seemed to know how to bite down. Fortunately I stopped her before it got unpleasant but damn!

One word: Braces.

Yes.

Sweet suffering Mary, Mother of Jesus, yes...


Mr Mephisto

My SO once read somewhere about the teeth technique...Well, it was politely shot down in seconds..never to be used again...

In the beginning I always made sure to ask her what she likes me to do to her, and have made her comfortable enough to tell me when to change it up...so I have been able to tell her exactly how I like it, and she is now a pro...trying to convince her to market her technique.

My girlfriend doesn't really like giving head, so any blowjob I get is a good one. :)

I believe that any BJ given with passion and enthusiasm can be a good one. And practice makes perfect, right? :)

I'm sick of being the practice! I feel like a crash test dummy!

Only bad BJ I got was a girl way the hell back in HighSchool

Poor technique to start, and then when I actually blew she grabbed on with the tighest grip I've ever experienced and started just jacking me.

Now, like many men, I get a little sensitive when I blow. Felt like fucking sandpaper.

The moment went from the giant "woohoo" of orgasm to me being doubled up in pain in about 1 second flat.

/shudder

Wow, guys...

Don't they have a list or something for women to reference of blow job no-nos? Honestly I just thought most of these complaints were intuitive...no teeth is pretty obvious (some guys LIKE teeth but there are ways to figure that out without shredding their equipment, sheesh).

I think the keys to giving a good bj are as follows: 1) enthusiasm, 2) awareness of your partner and their reactions, 3) enthusiasm, 4) skill. #4 increases automatically if a woman is very into #2. I can get my current SO off in less than three minutes because I've paid so much attention to what he likes--what makes him clench his stomach, what makes him gasp, what makes him curl his toes, etc.

I'm always interested in men's opinions regarding blow jobs because I love giving them so much.

Umm yeah. Put it this way, I've never gotten a bad one from my wife, and she does 2 of the no-nos already listed, using her teeth (gently) and stroking it after I blow (she does it in such a way that sends me into convulsions, it's not rough but not gentle either, and sometimes I have to make her stop because it's TOO MUCH like a sensory overload but it feels fucking fantastic).

I had one ex though, who I could tell just didn't like doing it and that would kill it for me. She wasn't particularly bad at it, I could just tell she'd rather be somewhere else and always wanted me to get off as fast as possible.

11 stiches...Jesus...*shudder* Was it her first time? Damn...

Yeah, I'm a lover of giving the bj...but sometimes the SO just wants to get straight to the sex. But if I move fast enough I can get a few minutes in before intercourse.

lol the recuring theme for my day now is 11 stiches hehehe

Well its alot better then getting castrated or getting it bitten off and swalloed..

I believe that he and lurkette are still together, they just parted ways with a girl they both were dating....

Man, do you have it made, ratbastid :p

Bwahahaha! I have braces. I do pretty well, though. He's not scared anymore. :D

My husband has scars on his poor penis from some girl's teeth...I feel bad for him..he still shudders when he thinks of her..lol

Once again veruca, your avi is, to use the vernacular, THE BOMB DIGGITY YO!

Anyway, please see the thread "Gentlemen, Behold! My wife... Gives great head!" In the Tilted Exhibitions forum to see how it's REALLY done... and yes, that is me on the giving end!

I'm with onesnowy on this one, I LOOOVVEE giving head- the more spit the better. I was never breasfead as a baby (due to mom's health problems) so from a Freudiean perspective (and yeah, I know no one listens to him anymore) I think I have a major oral fetish. I've been told before, not just by Martel, that I give awesome head, but you know, I think that for me the entheuseasm (?sp) for it was what was most important. Some girls "get it" some don't, but I think that the more you learn and practice, the better you get.

ShaniFaye, you and me and OneSnowy should get together and give classes!

Now if I could just find a willing woman on whom to master the art of cunning linguists.....;)

As the old joke goes:

GUY 1: "I ever told you about the worst blow job I ever got?"
GUY 2: "No"
GUY 1: "It was awesome!"

And um... You three will need a demonstration subject, right? :D

*stunned he got to that one first*

I really enjoy giving head, and he really likes recieving (I wonder why! ;))I trust Simon to tell me I'm doing it wrong if I am.

No complaints as of yet though!

My SO has a problem in that she can't open her jaw that wide. Unless she's attentive she drags her teeth over my head, which is really painful.
Also, she's too scared of being rough! I can't come from blowjobs alone, I think it's because it's just far too gentle, I come when I want to through other methods.

I'd totally be down for giving classes...

TheBrit, your girlie needs to learn to wrap her lips around her teeth. It hurts at first, but eventually she'll build up calluses. It does take focus. That's one of the primary aspects to giving good head: FOCUS on the task at hand.

owl, I'll casually suggest it next time we're getting intimate. Won't be for a while, she's just gone to Venice for 4 days. Rarrghhh.

Uh...they're called lips...they're good insulators. :p

I wish my SO would tell me what's good and what isn't...He's very quiet in that respect, and so am I sometimes.
Except for when he rests his hip on my leg during missionary...They I slap his ass...

that sucks... well if it sucked, you woulda enjoyed it!
*let's try that again....*
that bites!

Owl, are you serious??? Calluses? When I hear that word, I can only think of the tough thingies that develop on my feet or hands... can't imagine something like that on the inside of my lips!! Do tell more.

I've been giving blow jobs for 18 years....hehehehe I've never had lip calluses :lol:

Sad but true. A good piss is better then a lousy blowjob.

I said "callus" because there's really nothing better to call it...

If you cover your lips with your teeth often enough you'll end up with a swollen lump on the inside of your upper lip and sometimes a bit on the bottom simply from the friction and the pressure of your teeth. Eventually, though, your lips will just "get used" to it and no lump will form at all. So it's not really a "callus", per se, more of an adjustment that your body makes--it just toughens up, I guess.

Luckily I have a wife that's great at BJ's but still any blow job that does not feature my balls in her mouth is disappointing.

haha, i don't want to spend all night fishing hair out of my mouth... :lol:

The simple solution is to have him shave.

Enthusiasm like a lot of people said is one of the MOST important things when it comes to any kind of oral sex.

I must also stress though that enthusiasm isn't everything. I've had girls who crave a cock in the mouth (for lack of a better descriptive term) that just don't either take the time to do it well or don't know how. I'd love to teach, that would be kind of hot too, holding her hair back telling her what feels good.

if your class ever needs a training aid i'd be more than happy to help out :D

oh btw...i didnt notice till just now but i had my hand on my junk and i felt a sore spot....i took it out for inspection and found that she actually took a small layer of skin off....

freaked me out when i saw it....

Teeth and suction disasters aside, no there isn't such a thing as a bad one.

No thanks. I'd rather deal with the hair (provided he isn't hairy like a wildebeest or something).

I speak for Lindsey too...we had a long talk about this over pizza last night. :D

Nope practicing *correctly* makes perfect. A girl won't get any better at giving head if all she practices is giving bad blowjobs.

:thumbsup: Couldn't have said it better

Okay, good to know!... I guess I can understand that happening, but don't like the idea of it too much. :lol: It would help my lips though if I could get one of those... maybe I should wear a mouthguard or something... :D

There is definatelly a thing called bad blow job. Especially if she's in the wrong position and just keeping teething me off. I usually couldn't stand more than a few seconds of that and told her to go deeper. At which point I used to get "hrmpf" looks. But sometimes she realized it and made up for it.

There is no such thing as bad head.

That being said, there are definitely some that are better than others. Teeth? Not so good. Lips and throat that have a heavenly ability to draw a load out of a fella? Yes, please! Lack of enthusiasm? Less than ideal. Gazing up at me with wide eyes mid-fellation? Hells yes.

Any time a girl is making an effort to ply tender ministrations to my little buddy is a good time for me.

I'm a virgin and the only blowjob I've ever had was a lazy one. Lazy ones are bad don't have to have a bunch to know that. It wasn't really a blowjob though..it was pretty much fellatio..she just licked it and then inserted it 2 or 3 times slowly which felt really good and then she fuckin stopped! And by stopped I mean she didn't continue doing it after that! I just stood there looking at it. I was like "But it's still hard!" She made me put the shit back in my pants grr. My whole blowjob experiance lasted less than a minute :| :mad:

Since thats all I've ever experianced I guess I've developed a bj fetish. I've been dying to get a proper one ever since. No such luck yet. It'll happen eventually if I start going out again. Need a car :|

Asta!!

Come up to Oregon and I'll be glad to show you how a real bj goes down. But that proves some of my points--focus, enthusiasm and attention to detail are essentials for good head.

Something Coppertop mentioned--eye contact. I LOVE looking up at my man while giving him a long lick and then finishing with a particularly evil smirk as his cock slides across my lips. Mm.

^ lol didn't you read? No car! If yer ever in Texas though lol

Asta!! :thumbsup:

I think I need to introduce onesnowyowl to my girlfriend, leave them alone together with some alcohol and cross my fingers. :D

^ And videotape

Asta!!

BJ + teeth = BAD 4 sure

I think I might enjoy that.

Whoops. Already had some beer tonight.

hoah for 1snowyowl

It's like anything else... what is great for one, might not be great for another.

Show her how you like it... take the same care and consideration when giving her oral... and it all works out. Communication, always the key.

Hm, yeah it can be bad if someone uses pure teeth, but if you're talking about inexperienced vs. experienced, there really isn't such a thing as a bad one.

Inexperienced: "wow, very good. I liked that."

Experienced: "how about we stay home for the next week?"

never really had bad head, just lesser degrees of good. Oddly enough each girlfriend i've had since i've been (oral) sexually active has been better than the last at giving head. My current gf loves it and she does the whole shebang swallows, ball attention, deep, licking, using hands, etc. It turns her on as much as it turns me on. :thumbsup: sorry for you guys that have had bad experiences, nothing but good here.

Yeah, I agree that there is no such thing as a bad BJ...only differing levels of good. For instance...last night, I had a freaking awesome blow job. I had gone to bed and was almost asleep, when she crawled into bed and just started blowing me. She didn't even say a word, and she finished all the way through. Awesome. She had also performed for me last week, only didn't finish. Both were good. One was better.

Yep.

I've never been in to blow jobs. I'll take normal intercourse anyday thanks.

bad bjs yes, possible. Very rare in my experience. had a VERY oral GF once, liked to suck my fingers first, then go down on me. wow she gave great head. scarred me for life, because I'll never have another BJ like hers. let me cum in her mouth and evreything. *memories*

I have had more than a few bad blow jobs.

The girl I am dating right now can't suck cock to save her life. 5 seconds and I want it to stop. She has zero enthusiasm for it either, which is really sad cause now all I think about it getting a good blow job. On the plus side, she love intercourse and can go forever and never ever says no. She's a master of it.

Still, I long for a great BJ though.

I have been with women who were experts at giving head and really loved doing it. I have even been with 2 who would orgasm giving head (with no other stimulation than that.)

To give a good blow job:

1. No teeth, ever, not even teasing or lightly.

2. Lube up the shaft either with saliva or lube and stroke the shaft while taking the head, first few inches in your mouth.

3. Use the other hand to craddle the balls gently. Take the balls between your thumb and fingers and apply a very light pressure.

4. At the moment of orgasm, palm the balls and push them gently up toward the body as if to lift them back into their sockets.

5. Take the cum in your mouth (spit or swallow, I don't care, but don't pull back when he cums. Nothing is more of a let down. And don't open your mouth, keep it closed, be a big girl and take the cum. It's part of the the thrill after all.

6. No teeth. (Repeated on purpose.)

I'm in the same boat. But when she does give one, it's never been anything short of spectacular! I wish she would somehow start to like doing it. I really enjoy going down on her, I get really into it.