any such thing as a bad BJ....
 

hell yes....i added another slash to the bad BJ count after tonight....same problem as the last i added....to teethy.....


thankfully i saw it was going in that direction and i was after to savage earl b4 he got to beat up to perform later.....

any one else have the bad bj count going?

I have yet to actually have a good BJ!

One girl thought a blowjob meant she should pinch the head tll the hole opened and blow down it! Fucking OW! Felt like someone was pouring hot molten steel down it! The only other girl I let try ended up taking shreads of skin off with her shark teeth, I bled for 3 days!

Its getting to the point I'm scared of them!

Teeth are your friend.........

I needed 11 stitches... teeth are bad! Explaining that to the doctor sucked too!

Not so much a BAD blowjob but some very blase ones. Blowjobs that don't really get me anywhere. Girls that think bobbing up and down on the tip as fast as they can makes a good blowjob. Now my experience isn't as bad as yours is, Use your hands girls and take the whole thing if you can, if not take as much as you can. be creative, how would you like it if all we did is lick you like an ice cream cone for an hour without changing it up. Would get a little boring eh?

My Davey loves teeth!!!!

I sometimes wish I could give classes on how to give a blow job and how its NOT just bobbing up and down as rugger described.....so many women could benefit if they'd just take the time to READ up on sexual techniques.

My girlfriend gets offended when I tell her to use a different technique or not use her teeth. She's too stubborn to take constructive criticism.

Ooof. I hate to be blunt, but is she giving the blowjob for your pleasure, or for hers? If she isn't giving pleasure, why do it at all?

11 stitches! In my penis! You can still see the scars! Teeth bad!

That sucks. So to speak.

I've never encountered real serious teeth situations. The bad blowjobs I've had in the past have been bad in the "too gentle/not enough action/hello anybody home down there" variety. The girl lurkette and I were dating for a while last year was ALL lips. She didn't touch me with her tongue or the rest of her mouth at all, and when she went deep, I swear there was a hole in the back of her head, because I couldn't feel a thing.

We talked about that just a couple days ago, actually--she's still a good friend--and I apologized for not showing her how I like it. The dumb thing I do is: I never said what I wanted because I was afraid to offend her, but the real effect of it was that she felt incompetent. So I apologized for that.

Ya, it was the teeth for me too. I didn't need stitches but damn, she treated it like a cob of corn. Treat it like a tootsie roll. :D

whoa I didn't know you broke up. I'm glad your making the effort to be good friends still. Its not an easy thing believe me.

I get teeth situations all the time. Solved by telling her that I'm in pain.It started off terribly with my current SO but slowly it was getting much better and she was keeping them out of the way when a strange thing happened; I was away for a month and couldn't see her, i get back and shes totally forgotten how to suck and only seemed to know how to bite down. Fortunately I stopped her before it got unpleasant but damn!

One word: Braces.

Yes.

Sweet suffering Mary, Mother of Jesus, yes...


Mr Mephisto

My SO once read somewhere about the teeth technique...Well, it was politely shot down in seconds..never to be used again...

In the beginning I always made sure to ask her what she likes me to do to her, and have made her comfortable enough to tell me when to change it up...so I have been able to tell her exactly how I like it, and she is now a pro...trying to convince her to market her technique.

My girlfriend doesn't really like giving head, so any blowjob I get is a good one. :)

I believe that any BJ given with passion and enthusiasm can be a good one. And practice makes perfect, right? :)

I'm sick of being the practice! I feel like a crash test dummy!

Only bad BJ I got was a girl way the hell back in HighSchool

Poor technique to start, and then when I actually blew she grabbed on with the tighest grip I've ever experienced and started just jacking me.

Now, like many men, I get a little sensitive when I blow. Felt like fucking sandpaper.

The moment went from the giant "woohoo" of orgasm to me being doubled up in pain in about 1 second flat.

/shudder

Wow, guys...

Don't they have a list or something for women to reference of blow job no-nos? Honestly I just thought most of these complaints were intuitive...no teeth is pretty obvious (some guys LIKE teeth but there are ways to figure that out without shredding their equipment, sheesh).

I think the keys to giving a good bj are as follows: 1) enthusiasm, 2) awareness of your partner and their reactions, 3) enthusiasm, 4) skill. #4 increases automatically if a woman is very into #2. I can get my current SO off in less than three minutes because I've paid so much attention to what he likes--what makes him clench his stomach, what makes him gasp, what makes him curl his toes, etc.

I'm always interested in men's opinions regarding blow jobs because I love giving them so much.

Umm yeah. Put it this way, I've never gotten a bad one from my wife, and she does 2 of the no-nos already listed, using her teeth (gently) and stroking it after I blow (she does it in such a way that sends me into convulsions, it's not rough but not gentle either, and sometimes I have to make her stop because it's TOO MUCH like a sensory overload but it feels fucking fantastic).

I had one ex though, who I could tell just didn't like doing it and that would kill it for me. She wasn't particularly bad at it, I could just tell she'd rather be somewhere else and always wanted me to get off as fast as possible.

11 stiches...Jesus...*shudder* Was it her first time? Damn...

Yeah, I'm a lover of giving the bj...but sometimes the SO just wants to get straight to the sex. But if I move fast enough I can get a few minutes in before intercourse.

lol the recuring theme for my day now is 11 stiches hehehe

Well its alot better then getting castrated or getting it bitten off and swalloed..

I believe that he and lurkette are still together, they just parted ways with a girl they both were dating....

Man, do you have it made, ratbastid :p

Bwahahaha! I have braces. I do pretty well, though. He's not scared anymore. :D

My husband has scars on his poor penis from some girl's teeth...I feel bad for him..he still shudders when he thinks of her..lol

Once again veruca, your avi is, to use the vernacular, THE BOMB DIGGITY YO!

Anyway, please see the thread "Gentlemen, Behold! My wife... Gives great head!" In the Tilted Exhibitions forum to see how it's REALLY done... and yes, that is me on the giving end!

I'm with onesnowy on this one, I LOOOVVEE giving head- the more spit the better. I was never breasfead as a baby (due to mom's health problems) so from a Freudiean perspective (and yeah, I know no one listens to him anymore) I think I have a major oral fetish. I've been told before, not just by Martel, that I give awesome head, but you know, I think that for me the entheuseasm (?sp) for it was what was most important. Some girls "get it" some don't, but I think that the more you learn and practice, the better you get.

ShaniFaye, you and me and OneSnowy should get together and give classes!

Now if I could just find a willing woman on whom to master the art of cunning linguists.....;)

As the old joke goes:

GUY 1: "I ever told you about the worst blow job I ever got?"
GUY 2: "No"
GUY 1: "It was awesome!"

And um... You three will need a demonstration subject, right? :D

*stunned he got to that one first*

I really enjoy giving head, and he really likes recieving (I wonder why! ;))I trust Simon to tell me I'm doing it wrong if I am.

No complaints as of yet though!

My SO has a problem in that she can't open her jaw that wide. Unless she's attentive she drags her teeth over my head, which is really painful.
Also, she's too scared of being rough! I can't come from blowjobs alone, I think it's because it's just far too gentle, I come when I want to through other methods.

I'd totally be down for giving classes...

TheBrit, your girlie needs to learn to wrap her lips around her teeth. It hurts at first, but eventually she'll build up calluses. It does take focus. That's one of the primary aspects to giving good head: FOCUS on the task at hand.

owl, I'll casually suggest it next time we're getting intimate. Won't be for a while, she's just gone to Venice for 4 days. Rarrghhh.

Uh...they're called lips...they're good insulators. :p

I wish my SO would tell me what's good and what isn't...He's very quiet in that respect, and so am I sometimes.
Except for when he rests his hip on my leg during missionary...They I slap his ass...

that sucks... well if it sucked, you woulda enjoyed it!
*let's try that again....*
that bites!

Owl, are you serious??? Calluses? When I hear that word, I can only think of the tough thingies that develop on my feet or hands... can't imagine something like that on the inside of my lips!! Do tell more.

I've been giving blow jobs for 18 years....hehehehe I've never had lip calluses :lol:

Sad but true. A good piss is better then a lousy blowjob.

I said "callus" because there's really nothing better to call it...

If you cover your lips with your teeth often enough you'll end up with a swollen lump on the inside of your upper lip and sometimes a bit on the bottom simply from the friction and the pressure of your teeth. Eventually, though, your lips will just "get used" to it and no lump will form at all. So it's not really a "callus", per se, more of an adjustment that your body makes--it just toughens up, I guess.