ruggerp11

I have never had a problem with the bra. I <3 breasts and my previous gf had large breasts (DD) and through trial by fire I have become the level seven that I trained for. I now remove bras with the quickness that often evokes a comment like

"Is there a window open, I just feel a dr... OMG"

and

"Done this before have you?"

and

"My name is ___ its nice to meet.... what the fuck did you just do?"

and

"Now class, for tomorrow I want you to read chapters...[stunned silence]"

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DJ Happy

I learned the technique on clothed girls as well. We used to do it to the girls at school and then leg it as they chased after us to administer a sound beating with their boobies bouncing around under their shirts.

Ah, those were the days..........

jhkayakr

You just gotta practice man

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bookiebye

Too easy...first finger in under the clasp,pinch the clasp between your thumb and middle finger, then move thumb and middle finger back and forth ( kinda like rolling a joint) and the clasp will come right apart.

And if that doesn't work, nothing beats a good pair of scissors, hehe

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wolf

Yeah if you have an hour to unlace it.... good solution though.

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chilini

I have a better idea ... lets try to convince all of the bra manufacturers to make Velcro clasps! Would make it *so* much easier for all parties involved. Then again, you would probably get the random guy who just runs thru a bar/club and unhooks all the girls bras with a quick pull. Hmm .. well it was an idea.

healer

Even though I'm right-handed, the left does it 100 times faster.

And I have, on numerous occasions, removed my SO's bra without her having to remove her shirt and without her noticing till it was too late (always brings a look of total disbeliefe to her face)

lunchbox

I just do a thing similar to snapping my fingers only with the bra thinger in them. it seems to work pretty well.

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nulltype

The large amount of scents and perfumes that women use becomes ingrained in the clothing. Putting it through the laundry a couple of times isn't going to cut it.

That's because you're a guy. And presumably not homosexual. I assume the converse is true, that sweaty men still look damn sexy. In any case, I don't think that sweatyness is something that affects sexiness in a negative manner.

This is obviously magic.

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captanhero

The bras that clasp in front are the real enemy...might as well try to break out of prison with a plastic spork.

ironmaiden7o7

Oh don't be so hard on yourself. I'm a female and can't get mine off in one try! hehe. Take it easy, atleast she thinks it's funny.

Mantus

Hehe, I'll try to help.

Examine your opponent. It's a two part mechanism - the top strap with hooks and the bottom strap with the loops. Most men simply try to pull on the top strap which leads nowhere. You have to find a way to keep the bottom strap and its loops in place while your remove hooks from them.

It's easier to do while you are face to face and reaching behind her.

Use your right arm. It's easier to do if you reach around her left.

Method #1:

- Grab the top strap
- The tips of your fingers should feel the loops.
- Unhooking: pull top strap and its hooks out of the loops using your thumb. This is posible because your fingers are right against the loops thus keeping them in place. The motion is kind of like snaping your fingers.

Method #2

- Grab the top strap
- Press your thumb behind the hooks you feel though the fabric.
- Unhooking: using the thumb to keep both straps in place use your fingers to stretch the top strap pulling the hooks out of the loops.

Ok, so I suck at giving directions I'll be glad to clarify anything.


Good luck.

lindseylatch

I've tried to train the b/f, but he just gets frustrated and flips me over so he can see and uses both hands. and I still have to help him sometimes, if the bra is older and the clips are tight.

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ErcDaMerc

my gf has one that hooks in the front! plus its just plain an easier kind of hook...

Captain Canada

It takes practice, but after you get it once perfectly, you'll always get it.

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JamesB

You know what? I've actually creeped out a girl by being able to do this first shot in less than a second. Seems like a double-edge sword!

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dirtyrascal7

this is the technique i've always used. once you master it, there's not any type of bra that can hold you back... even a double clasp bra through two layers of clothing is no match for the snapping fingers technique.

thalakos315

i never had time to even think about removing it with my ex gf..
she'd just pull the whole damned thing over her head along with her shirt..
makes for a really nice visual when she's straddling your waist although i can't see how that could be comfortable..

pattycakes

someone needs to post a video :-)

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Gatorade Frost

I've never done the snappy thing, I've just always put my left hand behind her back then used my thumb and fore finger to grasp one side then my pink and ring finger to hold the other side and I just kinda squeeze together and it un-clasps.

Never had a problem really, but normally I use both hands when I do it anyway.

Key

my ex told me this as well. she seemed happier i was a total moron around her bras. said it made her feel better having to do it herself than imagine me having a lot of previous experience :P