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Stealing Underwear
Okay guy's what's up with shacking up with a woman and then stealing a pair of her underwear? It this like a trophy of your conquest? Is there some kind of underbelly world where men like to collect underwear of people they have slept with?
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I just like to wear them? :lol:
I can't say that I've ever stolen a pair of women's underware, although I did have one woman leave a pair behind. |
did this happen to you? did that guy you were conflicted about steal yours? It's never happened to me (that I know of...) but i would hazard a guess that those who do take them ,, take them for their fragrance...
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Yes it was me, and I would think the same thing about the fragrance. However they were clean in my closet. He went into use the bathroom and took way too long. I know they were there prior to Sat. night, now gone. Can only think he must have taken them. I've looked everywhere.
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No wonder he was wierded out when you finally called him... He probably thought you were going to bust him for swiping your undies.
He will probably used them for masturbation fantasies... |
I never stole any, but several pairs got left at my house. They are really nice for polishing a motorcycle
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Yes maybe that is why. Balls not big enough for me to ask. |
!!!! you should ask him, tell him there's more where those came from... wow. of all the nerve. Hope they werent expensive.
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They were expensive, but hey I would have given him pair if he had asked. Maybe not those specific pair, they are my only thong ones. I just thought it was a little weird.
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Hey, girls do it too! (Has stolen one shirt, one pair of boxers, and one pair of pants from boyfriend). :)
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pants???? how the heck to you get away from jacking pants.
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Yeah I mean I have a pair of socks I borrowed from a boyfriend and never gave back. But that's different then having sex and then going into someone closet and taking a pair of panties. Who does that?!?!?!?!?! I guess this guy.
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Sorry, I'll get them back to you..... :)
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would you ever go out with him again? If he called you up?
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Random Theories: (from the sick, to the silly, to the boring)
Panties as Trophy Wants your measurements to buy you something pretty Wants it for masturbation purposes Likes the feel of silk against his skin A Token to remember you when you are not there It got caught on his shoe It got damaged by masturbation (either as a prop, or as an innocent bystander), and he was embarassed The sock gnome stole your underwear (the number of socks I've owned that have vanished makes the existance of the sock gnome unassailable) He saw clothes hanging up somewhere, and threw them into your laundry basket. Maybe he ran out of toilet paper I suspect my imagination is too fertile for my own good. |
I've never taken any panties but I've had several pairs left at my apartment.
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Maybe he has a secret stash of panty-trophies of every girl he's been with hidden behind a book case at his place that opens when he pulls a book :lol:
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Yeah, I've never stolen any, but a little while back when I was cleaning out my car I found a pair in my glove box
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You should call him up, tell him there's more where those came from but they'll cost him $25 a pair. Pretty soon you could have your own panty website, I'm telling you.
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Haha this is funny. I live close to San Antonio and go there all the time too. I've never stolen panties before either. I wouldn't throw them out if they were left at my place though. Haha maybe you'll find em in some awkward random place hidden because he suspects you know of the panty theft and out of guilt returns them. Then you'll know for sure theft had taken place. :lol:
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Where did you get this idea?? I've really never knew anyone to do that, maybe it is a fraternity thing or maybe it is a small penis thing. I don't know but any friend of mine that gets around which is none doesn't keep panties of the girls he has slept with, unless they want their balls not to breath. :crazy:
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Janey, I'd first have to ask about the panties, then maybe, I guess it would depend on how long it was till he called. But he would definitly have to replace the undies.
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You could try "By the way, have you seen my thong panties? I can't find them anywhere." as a way to find out if he has them. In person ideally.
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Maybe if you girls kept your underwear on and wait until marriage to engage in sexual activity then maybe you would not have to deal with that problem would you? Just a thought.
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AAAAGGGHHHHH! that's what my problem was! thanks so much for the constructive input gshibly...
On second thought, panties are a cheap enough price to pay for the ride. |
Stealing underwear?... damn, even I have never stooped so low.
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I'm pretty sure that my marital status didn't have a whole lot to do with it. You think their aren't married people that have sex with people other then their spouses. Just as likely to have underwear stolen in that situation.
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Beside what makes you think I'm not already married. |
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This is the funniest thing I've read all week... ...what? Oh. :crazy: |
i have never done it but I have thought about it. Then i think to my self, what in the hell am i going to to with these and what is the Wife going to say when she finds them??
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Asta!! |
Mmmmm...panties. Yeah, I've "collected" a few over the years. Never stole any, though. Some were left behind by..."accident". Others, I...requested be left behind.
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In Japan men buy used woman underwear from vending machines - or so I read... I could prob. dig up a link... I'll see if i can find it.
It was prob just to jack off w/... god imagine the ebay market of worn panties.. hmmm |
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I have never stolen a pair. However, I will tell you a funny story. An acquaintance in high school lived next door to the hottest girl in school. He was a bit obsessed. I found out about all of this because my best friend lived in the house that was behind theirs. Now comes the creepy part:
He switched bedrooms with his brother so that his window would overlook her yard. He bought an expensive camera. He stole a ladder from a construction site and spied on her second story window at night. He would sneak into her house and steal her underwear out of the laundry (he got caught doing this, that's how I know). I stayed over at my friend's house one night and this guy was on one of his spying trips. We watched him get it all set up, and then called her house to "report him". He actually figured out that she was on to him and was able to flee and not get caught. It was still pretty funny watching him fall down the ladder, pick it up, run to his fence, throw the ladder over, fall over the fence, etc. You get the picture. It was also very creepy. He grew up to be a normal guy (he still lives in my town), but those raging 16-year-old hormones almost got him arrested. |
hahaha, Cimarron, i feel sorry for that guy. maybe one day he will find that special someone who thinks it's erotic that he would do that. wait, no, that will never happen.
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I think it's kind of cute... in an earnest, endearing way. almost pathetic.
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i have also had a women leave a pair behind, apprently it was a memento
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hahaha Cimmaron.. thats a great story.. i can just imagine seeing that in some hollywood teen holiday blockbuster coming soon.
the hide of these teenagers..then again all 16 year old have been guilty of things like that..regardless of whether its a boy or girl.. hormones and obsessions can make u do crazy things. |
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anyway..i've "liberated" a few pairs from female friend/booty calls houses...pretty sure they knew it was me..never asked for them back ..and mine have been stolen a few times too...i caught my first bf digging in my undie drawer (it was when i was like 13)..and 2 of my other bfs have asked me to wear panties and then hand them over without being washed. as for clothes...i still have a sweatshirt of biznatches..little does he know i have no intention of giving it back. :D however..if he ever stole my clothes to wear them..oh who am i kidding i would be overjoyed |
hmmm... I've took a bra...
But that was only after I ripped it apart because I couldn't open the damn thing :) Kindof like a memento.... |
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Some of them I have taken because I knew who's they were and imagining them wearing them, plus the fragrence. |
The way I see it, sex with me is such a monumental accomplishment that the other person deserves a trophy. It would only bother me if the panties were part of a matched bra and panty set.
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I tend to leave a pair behind, so that if I come over again they have been cleaned by then. If I get the ones that end up getting taken off later on a little wet I can change into a clean pair when I leave, so I don't go home commando wouldn't bother me though. Or I can just take his because I have noticed that guy under wear is more absorbent.
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This whole thread cracks me up, esp Yakk's list of "Things Men Do with Women's Underwear." :lol: :lol: I never imagined such uses for my little panties, though the masturbation one is a given. Seeing as this country is not as advanced as Japan, :D I guess local men have to resort to theft to satisfy their panty-fantasies.
And hey, now I understand why so many of my friends got married young. It wasn't for the sex... it was to prevent their panties from being stolen! :lol: Yeah, I'd just ask him straight up. That's just weird! |
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Funny stuff, I have never stolen a pair myself but have had them given to me before. Me and my then gf were going to different colleges and she gave me pair of her sexy panties to keep her in my mind, and I'm not ashamed to admit that I used them for self pleasure sometimes, it helped me imagine she was there with me. I don't think that's weird because they were freely given and probably with that in mind.
I used to know a dude in college though, he'd do shit like steal them out of dryers at the laundrymat when he saw a hot girl doing her laundry. (Saw him doing it once and he passed it off as a prank, but then I saw him again...) He always gave off a scary stalker vibe too. If someone told me he got caught outside some girl's dorm window jerking off into her panties that he stole I'd belive it. |
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sometimes i wonder if a woman will leave them behind as a way of 'marking the territory', even if its only in a very primal subconscious way. That's of course supposing they leave them on purpose, and not that they somehow managed to forget to wear panties that day.
conversely, maybe ownership/possession of panties is a primal, subconscious desire to hold onto territory that's already been marked. |
My SO left a pair behind once, but that was because I ripped them in the process of getting them off. Aside from that, I haven't kept underwear from previous conquests.
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I've never done it before, but there's a lot of reasons for taking a girls underwear. First of all maybe it's for his trophy I dunno Personally I wouldn't want em for that. it's just sentimental value of having something that belongs to someone else. I mean, a females panties are pretty forbidden in the sense that it covers the area of the body that is so sacred. Especially when you think about how they slip into that special place with every stride that you make. Soaking up all the fine juices and aromas that the human body stirs up to make that fine aroma that get's our blood pumping and in the mood of pursuit in the first place
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i didnt even know people did that kinda thing, jeez... i mean if you are close enough to the girl to touch the part that the underwear covers freely, why would you want the underwear
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I took one of my ex's panties when we were still going out. It was a clean pair, and I told her as I took them, so I pretty much only did it to tease her, nothing else. Kept it as a joke inside this hidden pocket in my jacket. It was quite a shock when I went digging for a pen at an airport a few months later, and pulled it out. Wasn't quite sure about what to tell the airline check-in lady.
Don't know any guys who actually steal them for real, or use them for nefarious purposes, but then again, its not really the kind of thing I want to know about my friends. |
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Reading this thread makes me wish I had a pair of my g/f's right now. |
My love doesn't necissarily steal my pantsu... More often than not I lose them!
His bedroom is like a Where's Waldo book. "Lets find Katie's clothes!" |
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