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Tbone12345 02-22-2005 11:35 AM

Stealing Underwear
 
Okay guy's what's up with shacking up with a woman and then stealing a pair of her underwear? It this like a trophy of your conquest? Is there some kind of underbelly world where men like to collect underwear of people they have slept with?

Charlatan 02-22-2005 11:47 AM

I just like to wear them? :lol:


I can't say that I've ever stolen a pair of women's underware, although I did have one woman leave a pair behind.

Janey 02-22-2005 11:51 AM

did this happen to you? did that guy you were conflicted about steal yours? It's never happened to me (that I know of...) but i would hazard a guess that those who do take them ,, take them for their fragrance...

Tbone12345 02-22-2005 11:58 AM

Yes it was me, and I would think the same thing about the fragrance. However they were clean in my closet. He went into use the bathroom and took way too long. I know they were there prior to Sat. night, now gone. Can only think he must have taken them. I've looked everywhere.

Charlatan 02-22-2005 12:05 PM

No wonder he was wierded out when you finally called him... He probably thought you were going to bust him for swiping your undies.

He will probably used them for masturbation fantasies...

StanT 02-22-2005 12:06 PM

I never stole any, but several pairs got left at my house. They are really nice for polishing a motorcycle

Tbone12345 02-22-2005 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
No wonder he was wierded out when you finally called him... He probably thought you were going to bust him for swiping your undies.


Yes maybe that is why. Balls not big enough for me to ask.

Janey 02-22-2005 12:19 PM

!!!! you should ask him, tell him there's more where those came from... wow. of all the nerve. Hope they werent expensive.

Tbone12345 02-22-2005 12:22 PM

They were expensive, but hey I would have given him pair if he had asked. Maybe not those specific pair, they are my only thong ones. I just thought it was a little weird.

la petite moi 02-22-2005 12:40 PM

Hey, girls do it too! (Has stolen one shirt, one pair of boxers, and one pair of pants from boyfriend). :)

boredom 02-22-2005 12:46 PM

pants???? how the heck to you get away from jacking pants.

the_marq 02-22-2005 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by la petite moi
Hey, girls do it too! (Has stolen one shirt, one pair of boxers, and one pair of pants from boyfriend). :)

Yeah but I'd guess you wear at least some of those clothes...and it's cute when girls to it. When guys steal girl's clothes to wear.... its not so cute. :D

Tbone12345 02-22-2005 12:54 PM

Yeah I mean I have a pair of socks I borrowed from a boyfriend and never gave back. But that's different then having sex and then going into someone closet and taking a pair of panties. Who does that?!?!?!?!?! I guess this guy.

wolf 02-22-2005 02:07 PM

Sorry, I'll get them back to you..... :)

insidious_machinae 02-22-2005 02:22 PM

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Janey 02-22-2005 02:29 PM

would you ever go out with him again? If he called you up?

Yakk 02-22-2005 02:51 PM

Random Theories: (from the sick, to the silly, to the boring)
Panties as Trophy
Wants your measurements to buy you something pretty
Wants it for masturbation purposes
Likes the feel of silk against his skin
A Token to remember you when you are not there
It got caught on his shoe
It got damaged by masturbation (either as a prop, or as an innocent bystander), and he was embarassed
The sock gnome stole your underwear (the number of socks I've owned that have vanished makes the existance of the sock gnome unassailable)
He saw clothes hanging up somewhere, and threw them into your laundry basket.
Maybe he ran out of toilet paper

I suspect my imagination is too fertile for my own good.

Carno 02-22-2005 04:51 PM

I've never taken any panties but I've had several pairs left at my apartment.

HookedOnChronic 02-22-2005 07:41 PM

Maybe he has a secret stash of panty-trophies of every girl he's been with hidden behind a book case at his place that opens when he pulls a book :lol:

danthony12321 02-22-2005 07:42 PM

Yeah, I've never stolen any, but a little while back when I was cleaning out my car I found a pair in my glove box

Squishor 02-22-2005 07:48 PM

You should call him up, tell him there's more where those came from but they'll cost him $25 a pair. Pretty soon you could have your own panty website, I'm telling you.

K-Wise 02-22-2005 08:42 PM

Haha this is funny. I live close to San Antonio and go there all the time too. I've never stolen panties before either. I wouldn't throw them out if they were left at my place though. Haha maybe you'll find em in some awkward random place hidden because he suspects you know of the panty theft and out of guilt returns them. Then you'll know for sure theft had taken place. :lol:

Asta!!

drakers 02-22-2005 10:21 PM

Where did you get this idea?? I've really never knew anyone to do that, maybe it is a fraternity thing or maybe it is a small penis thing. I don't know but any friend of mine that gets around which is none doesn't keep panties of the girls he has slept with, unless they want their balls not to breath. :crazy:

Tbone12345 02-23-2005 07:23 AM

Janey, I'd first have to ask about the panties, then maybe, I guess it would depend on how long it was till he called. But he would definitly have to replace the undies.

Yakk 02-23-2005 09:02 AM

You could try "By the way, have you seen my thong panties? I can't find them anywhere." as a way to find out if he has them. In person ideally.

gshibly 02-23-2005 02:08 PM

Maybe if you girls kept your underwear on and wait until marriage to engage in sexual activity then maybe you would not have to deal with that problem would you? Just a thought.

Janey 02-23-2005 02:09 PM

AAAAGGGHHHHH! that's what my problem was! thanks so much for the constructive input gshibly...

On second thought, panties are a cheap enough price to pay for the ride.

doncalypso 02-23-2005 02:27 PM

Stealing underwear?... damn, even I have never stooped so low.

Tbone12345 02-23-2005 02:33 PM

I'm pretty sure that my marital status didn't have a whole lot to do with it. You think their aren't married people that have sex with people other then their spouses. Just as likely to have underwear stolen in that situation.

Tbone12345 02-23-2005 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gshibly
Maybe if you girls kept your underwear on and wait until marriage to engage in sexual activity then maybe you would not have to deal with that problem would you? Just a thought.


Beside what makes you think I'm not already married.

Charlatan 02-23-2005 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gshibly
Maybe if you girls kept your underwear on and wait until marriage to engage in sexual activity then maybe you would not have to deal with that problem would you? Just a thought.


This is the funniest thing I've read all week...

...what?


Oh. :crazy:

sammy776 02-23-2005 06:18 PM

i have never done it but I have thought about it. Then i think to my self, what in the hell am i going to to with these and what is the Wife going to say when she finds them??

Carno 02-23-2005 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gshibly
Maybe if you girls kept your underwear on and wait until marriage to engage in sexual activity then maybe you would not have to deal with that problem would you? Just a thought.

That made me laugh out loud :p :lol:

K-Wise 02-24-2005 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sammy776
i have never done it but I have thought about it. Then i think to my self, what in the hell am i going to to with these and what is the Wife going to say when she finds them??

See you say you wouldn't know what the hell yer gonna do with em but you know good and damn well what yer gonna do with em...any of the above mentioned things would be done with em...fragrance, masturbate to em, wear em, show em to yer friends, put em on your head and run around your house naked and screaming, etc. Y'know assuming yer into that sort of thing that is..if yer not then I guess you could say you wouldn't know what to do with them.

Asta!!

Bill O'Rights 02-24-2005 01:47 PM

Mmmmm...panties. Yeah, I've "collected" a few over the years. Never stole any, though. Some were left behind by..."accident". Others, I...requested be left behind.

Kalibah 02-28-2005 08:56 PM

In Japan men buy used woman underwear from vending machines - or so I read... I could prob. dig up a link... I'll see if i can find it.

It was prob just to jack off w/... god imagine the ebay market of worn panties.. hmmm

Suave 02-28-2005 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
I can't say that I've ever stolen a pair of women's underware, although I did have one woman leave a pair behind.

Ahhh yes. There's a name for that little game, but I forget what it's called. I have never stolen women's underwear. Stealing is bad, mkay?

Cimarron29414 03-01-2005 10:59 AM

I have never stolen a pair. However, I will tell you a funny story. An acquaintance in high school lived next door to the hottest girl in school. He was a bit obsessed. I found out about all of this because my best friend lived in the house that was behind theirs. Now comes the creepy part:

He switched bedrooms with his brother so that his window would overlook her yard. He bought an expensive camera. He stole a ladder from a construction site and spied on her second story window at night. He would sneak into her house and steal her underwear out of the laundry (he got caught doing this, that's how I know). I stayed over at my friend's house one night and this guy was on one of his spying trips. We watched him get it all set up, and then called her house to "report him". He actually figured out that she was on to him and was able to flee and not get caught. It was still pretty funny watching him fall down the ladder, pick it up, run to his fence, throw the ladder over, fall over the fence, etc. You get the picture.

It was also very creepy. He grew up to be a normal guy (he still lives in my town), but those raging 16-year-old hormones almost got him arrested.

shAzb0t 03-01-2005 11:43 AM

hahaha, Cimarron, i feel sorry for that guy. maybe one day he will find that special someone who thinks it's erotic that he would do that. wait, no, that will never happen.

Janey 03-01-2005 11:56 AM

I think it's kind of cute... in an earnest, endearing way. almost pathetic.


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