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too vanilla i.e., just plain old sex. Fortunately my wife isn't "plain old vanilla". She thought she was until she got into the whole BDSM thing. Yippee
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Why start with the mouth. Have her dump on your chest. If you get through that... go with your wild heart.
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gross... thats so gross dude
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OK, I'm not gonna judge or anything, but you got a better gag reflex than me man.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I need to go vomit. |
[long slow whistle....puts dinner back in fridge, uneaten...]
man, you guys really gotta be in love to do that. |
you guys all cant be serious about gagging just reading the story?
i was laughing too hard (no offense WS, but it was funny) imagining some poor guy getting sprayed on, (incidently, the southpark where butters has shit blown in his face in the dog pound was on lastnite so maybe that helped.) I agree with the King too and starting on the chest would of been a much better idea, maybe take some penicillin before doing this again? all aside bravo for going through with it. you are much more something than i (adventerous maybe?) |
Dude. I still say...
Gross. No. |
Ha.
With my ex-girlfriend and I.. I told her once that, in my imaginary world, girls don't poop. That's the way it always was, we did some adventuring, some anal, etc.. This is.. really gross to me. But hey, whatever gets you off. |
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I say.....we do not allow Scat here in the forums.
After some debate......this must go. re-opened at your request |
Whether or not it's a true story is immaterial... You put it out there in hopes that people would read and respond, and I suspect that your goal has been fulfilled. Go where you will, do what you will. Initiate no force. That being said... It's not for me, I fail to find any win-win situation there, but hey.. knock your socks off...
<<Trying to eat my spaghetti and avoid any mental pictures.. |
I just threw up in my mouth a little....
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Whatever floats your boat man...
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Bogus. In the extremely unlikely case it isn't, have fun dealing with wonderful things like typhoid fever.
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you better dump on her now too.
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next thing she's going to want to piss on you to wash away the crap she just took on your face.
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I, too, have just threw up a little in my mouth.
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Quick question... ...did you *have* to smoke a bowl before all this?
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I just want to say that, before reading these two threads, I thought Scat was a type of dance. "His girlfriend wants him to learn a new dance, big deal - go do it." Now, I long for the days of yore, where I was blissfully unaware. I mean, seriously, I didn't need to know about this little sexual fetish. I actually had nightmares last night. Full blown nightmares about scat. Excuse me, I'm going to go brush my teeth again for the 10th time this morning.
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sorry for the OT everyone: WS6_kid - does the WS6 refer to the hotrod Pontiac Firebird performance package? I am wondering what kind of car a guy who gets a dump in his mouth might drive! ;-)
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I'm with the rest is saying emphatically not my thing. However, kudos on the big, hairy, coconut balls it took to share that with us, and thanks! :thumbsup: While it's not something I ever would care to do, see, or think about regularly, if it's good for you and good for her, I am happy for you. |
I think reading the responses of people who are really grossed out by this is actually just as funny as the story itself.
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Could be bullshit but then again some people get off on this shit. IMO that is some fucked up shit.
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Personally, not my type of fun. I had my wife read it just to make sure we agreed. She just looked at me, said yuck and went to bed.
Now, having the benefit of hindsight, would you do it again? :rolleyes: |
I happened to be eating some chocolate when I was reading this, and I almost barfed....
Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop.... |
Well...that's one less thing I'll be able to eat for breakfast...
http://www.toysrgus.com/images-food/...fs-sticker.jpg Thanks :thumbsup: |
farted as i read that..not nice images with added smells. christ. ah well...enjoy it if you do then..can't see the pleasure in eating shit though to be honest.
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I can't even enjoy a good shit now!
Must think of something else... |
I'm not going to quote you on this because I really don't want to read that again, but was anyone else surprised by the quantity and quality of the poo? Could she REALLY poop that much? And if it was mushy and green, is she totally healthy? She might need to review her diet.
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All I can say is:
Chicks dig dudes with dysentery |
I cooked up a big pot of chili for dinner.....it was really good....then I sat down to catch up on two days worth of tfp (since I've been bedridden all week).
the chili doesnt taste as good the 2nd time around :( |
All i can say is, you're a hell of a lot more adventurous than I am. Now go to the doctor.
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Ok, ok. I gotta ask. What did it taste like?
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What a moribidly interesting story. Both funny, yet stomach-churning.
Robo, I would venture that it tasted like shit. And now when he wants to dis someone's cooking, he can back up his claims. |
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