Scat, girlfriend wants me to do it...opinions.
 

I tried running a search but to no avail. My long time girlfriend asked me last night If she could take a #2 in my mouth. I'm really open and dont want to disappoint her. I asked her how long she's been into that kinda stuff and she said she just took an interest to it. Like I said I'm trying to keep an open mind. Suggestions? Opinions? Prior experiences? :confused:

I honestly think you're bullshitting us.

(get it?)

Users, only respond to this post if you're aware that this guy is most likely yanking your chain.

No seriously

yeah, i agree with halx. if this is a serious post, though, here are my thoughts:

in the mouth? screw that, man. its a serious health hazard. there have to be limits and that one is definitely past mine.

How big of a health hazard we talkin? Can I get sick?

Gross...

No.

Yes you can definitely get sick... or hepatitis for that matter. I would call this a "no".

You can get very sick. I don't see the point in that at all....BLEH!

If this IS real, I don't think this is something the board can influence you on.

Ask her if you can take a dump in her mouth first!!!

Go ahead and let her do it. Let us know how it tastes.

My main concern is getting sick, I definatly dont wanna end up in the hospital because of this. How the hell would I explain that? LOL But seriously has anyone else had there SO do this and actually gotten sick. If I run a serious risk of contracting hepatitis then i'm tellen her no way....

First, most people who are "open to new things" are not THAT open, unless they've been involved in other similarly deviant (not meaning bad, just out of mainstream) activities. And, if you were, I'd think (and hope) that you'd be informed enough to make an educated decision yourself.

So, I'm forced to conclude that you're either BS'ing us, or you're really ignorant to be open to this right out of the blue. Furthermore, it's very unlikely that your girlfriend "just" took an interest in this. If you're being honest about all this and that's what she said, I think she's lying.

Now, as for what you should do...don't do it. There aren't many things which I would tell a person to flat out not do, but this is one of them. There's a humongous difference between scat and pretty much anything else one might do sexually. For example, "golden showers" are, to a less educated person, similarly bad, but urine is generally sanitary so the truth is, biologically, they're no big deal for the most part. Scat however is diametrically opposite. Everything about it is unsanitary and gross. Don't even consider it...and there's a reason practically no one here can tell you how likely you are to get sick from it, and that's because most (if not all) of them know better than to try it.

I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt that you are indeed being honest here, because TFP is based on honesty . . .

Not personally into scat or that sorta thing . . . but i see nothing wrong with people exploring things they wish to in their own sex lives . . .

Yes, i have heard there are serious health concerns . . . :| I would veto the mouth area, you don't want to go there man . . . too much issue with bacteria . . .
If she Really want to try scat . . . why not let her do it somewhere else . . . like on your chest for instance??

Oh, and it's not a coincidence that the creation of sanitation systems goes hand-in-hand with rising health standards in societies.

Secret method- thanks for the honest feedback. I am not as ignorant to it as I came off as, we've done anal in the past where it gets messy and she doesnt care and doesnt want to stop. I never had a problem with that. Which is why I'm considering this. EDIT: Oh and thanks for the lengthy answer, this is more of what i'm looking for strong arguments for and against. But judging from this I'm not gonna hear the former.

Sweat pea- Good suggestion, i'll ask her if she wants to comprimise...

I would rather have a woman take me with a strap-on than have her shit in my mouth.

All the previous posters have posted my major concerns, so I'll proceed as if this is an honest question.

I think you need to do more research on the topic before you make a decision, especially in the area of whether or not you can get sick.

My off-the-cuff reaction is probably, since e. coli is present in the lower GI tract.
This is not something you want to be ingesting into your stomach.

I think if you want to play with scat, take it slow and smear it around or whatever.

That brings up a good point, we didnt talk about actual consumption. I knew I would probably end up swallowing a little due to it being in my mouth but I didnt plan on eating it all....

Another possibility is that she is playing games with you to see how open you are to doing what she asks of you, sort of a mental BDSM game with you. Most of domination is a mental game played between two people and about pushing each others boundaries - in mind as much as actual physical acts. At least your initial openess showed her you're a gamer! If she is serious, than explain to her the risk involved with Bacteria and I am sure she would at least let you bring along Saran Wrap and go the Boston Steamer route with you! Seriously though, nothing sexy about E coli, so just be safe!

My guess is it's going to taste like shit!!! :D

No shit. :D

If, for whatever reason, you decide to go along with this, I would suggest maybe doing a few layers of saran wrap between you and the poo. I believe this is called a "Vegetarian Hot Lunch"

ok... im a freak andthat grosses me out... iv e had a guy want me to do it on him while werre going at it... i thought he was a weirdo and just ignored his request.. i have participated in watersports but i think that crosses the line

hi. you HAVE to let your girlfriend do this. why? because then the precedent is set and she'll be obliged to do ANY of the kinky stuff you want to do. trust me, i'm not going to get into the details, but that was the situation in my girlfriend's and my case (no feces involved, yet). imagine a shit in the mouth as a magical gateway leading you to other body fluid encrusted lands...

OK, if you are serious, I'll be also. What if you lined you mouth with Saran wrap or some other thin plastic. That way she could do it and you'd be protected, kind of like an oral condom. If you do cover your face with it, make sure you can breathe.

I had heard about a girl crapping on a guys chest. Maybe you could do that for starters.

Are you going to tell is about it afterwards?

so im kind of curious on how she brought this subject up with you?
i just cant see someone walking up to their patner straight faced and going
"honey, how would you feel about me taking a dump in your mouth?"

this thread is honestly making my stomach queezy,


by all means throw it, smear it, roll in it, but do you really want to eat it???

Wow, this is probably the sickest post I've read yet. Anyways, I would compromise man, and I would compromise to tell her you should be able to shit on her. Seriously, if she loves you she would prove to be the doodie-on-person the first time you two do this deed. Good luck....I think.

Oh geez! :eek:

I'm glad I found this one after dinner.

*sigh... If you're both into it, why not? I would definately think about the health hazards before jumping into this with both feet, but otherwise, well, what makes you guys happy, makes you guys happy.

I've heard it called a "Glass-Bottomed Boat"

Oh, and make sure that if you actaully do this, you have cleanup well thought out. I shouldn't have to tell you that shit is some repulsively nasty stuff and it will get all over everything, stain anything it touches, etc... When I was in second grade and we had a bathroom in the classroom a kid went in, took a dump, then picked it up out of the toilet and wrote all over the walls of the bathroom with it. It smelled so bad they had to shut the classroom down and it took a janitor over 2 hours to clean it all off. Not to mention that he had a mask on and still couldn't stand the smell for more than a few seconds at a time.

...Just something to think about.

In your mouth? If you're not bullshitting, then that's an unbelievably ridiculous, outrageous, insulting request and I would leave her without ever looking back..

I'm sorry, I'm tolerant to tons of wierd and strange sexual acts, but this is just disgusting.

I call bullshit on this thread.

But, imagine what digested FECES looks like when it is expelled from a body for the second time.

Aside from the physical repulsion, it's the deep, underlying insult that gets me. If I thought I wanted to shit in my boyfriend's mouth I'd sooner just go get psychotherapy instead. And I've participated in some BDSM stuff, golden showers too, but the scat thing is just really too much!

anyway, <a href="http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dbmd/diseaseinfo/escherichiacoli_g.htm#What%20illness%20does%20E.%20coli%20O157:H7%20cause" target="_blank">here</a> is a relavent link.

if it goes in your mouth, it will get to your stomach. you'll get sick. if this is something thats truly an issue, try and compromise, but just keep it OUT of your mouth/eyes/open wounds/etc..

Is your girlfriend Cartman's Mom?

Glass bottom boat. That's hilariaous, I've never heard of that.

if u don't want to disappoint her, then go ahead and do it. come back in give us the low down.

http://www.smellypoop.com/poop.html

Scroll down a bit, and this has some answers to the health issue questions, and even more information about your possible next meal. Eww. Ich. Double Ich.

This subject is umm.. interesting. I wouldn't be into it.. but good luck to you, WS6_KID, if it's real.

nickynicole: that smellypoop.com site is pretty funny.. while teaching me stuff I probably will have no use for in life.

There might be a lot of stuff that I would..........
 

try but this is NOT one of them.

Wouldn't even consider it.

.................Absolutely Not......................
......and I am unanimous in this................

I wouldn't stay in a relationship with a girl who wanted to shit in my mouth. That being said, did you ever step in a big pile of dog shit while running around barefooted as a kid? I did, plenty of times. I can still remember the panic I felt when I realized I had shit on me. At that point, the only thing running through my mind was, "what's the fastest way to get this shit off of me?" Just imagine what you'd be thinking as someone shat in you mouth. I think and hope that you're just kidding in which case this is a pretty funny thread. Otherwise, c'mon dude, that's fucking nasty.

To be completely honest and serious, I would definitely say your girlfriend needs immediate psychiatric evaluation for wanting to do this, and you for considering it. Before you do anything, I think both of you should go get some therapy and understand the reasoning behind this. This isn't mean to be offensive, but rather honest. I don't think this is normal human behavior.

I think what amazes me the most, is that the mere thought of this doesn't just make you cringe.... i can't fathom that.

Just make sure that she doesnt have a camera nearby. she could be planning to dump in your mouth, snap a picture then break up with you.

I agree with the many people who have posted thoughts similar to this... The only reason a person would ever want to do this to another person (Shit in their mouth) is that they want to degrade them and feel power over them. Now, I don't know if this is rooted in a serious psychological problem within her, or if it's a power strugle within the relationship where she feels like she's being controlled and this is her way of controlling you. I'd say it's probably both. For sure she has issues that I would want to talk to her about. But honestly I would probably be talking to her about them over the phone after I'd run away screaming, and throwing up all over myself.

My humble advice: Don't even consider this for one second. It's unhealthy in every definition of the word.

Reminds me of the Meatloaf tune," I would do anything for love, but I won't do that". You can't be serious, but if if you don't mind the possibility of getting sick, or feeling degraded, then by all means have at it. Bon appetit. Let us know how it tastes. :thumbsup:

I personally wouldn't go through with it, shit is one of the substances on this planet that doesn't arouse me. If you're really considering going through with it please look into all of the possible adverse effects and take all the necessary precautions. This is not something to do casually, especially for the first time.

nickynicole: that link was extremely informative! excuse me i need to wash my hands again... and latch i love your avatar!

You'll get disentary, and your son will not get the gold watch.

From my point of view, I love my girlfriend, but I don't think I could love her shit. I don't mind smelling her farts, as we all fart etc and obviously its funny if she lets rip a corker. I don't even want to SEE her shit in the toilet - complete turnoff. It seems to me that if you're being honest, and she has brought the topic up, that you may indeed be interested in it yourself, and you're asking our opinions to see if we agree that its ok to make you feel better.... if this is the case then what are you doing here? Get on a scat website, pull down your pants and play with some turds. Get yourself off, and don't tell anyone about it ever. No-one can read your mind, i've got some dirty secrets like all of us. scat is not one of them, i might add, but thats just me.

oh and if its in someones mouth, it will poison you by the way. and i dread to think what it tastes like.

Definately not my cup of tea... but whatever turns your crank. Just play safe.

You would be advised not to waste time here looking for advice. Visit some of the links above or look for sites and books that specifically address your concerns (i.e. get info from people who are in the practice of scat...). All you are really going to get from the general public is eeewww and don't do it.

As Meatloaf said... "I will do anything for love, but I won't do scat!". I have heard that people do this however it does seem rather unhealthy. If you are planning on doing this I would suggest talking to doctors or something about what you can use immediately afterwards to disinfect your mouth. Also consider not swallowing (though the stomach probably has no problems handling this stuff again). But whatever floats your boat man... try feeling your own first, if you can't manage your own shit then what chance do you have of mouthing her shit... but remember that if you don't know shit then its not worth doing... (ie: learn about the risks before leaping that wall!).

I agree. Oh my god, poop is really gross. That's the most demeaning thing that one person could do to another that I could think of. Yuck.

You're also degrading someone when ever you're tying them down and/or spanking them..

Now about all the comments about getting sick by having some scat in your mouth; how come I never get sick when ever I give Loverboy a blowjob right after analsex then? :hmm:

:rolleyes: That's because it's your own poop, silly... :hmm:

Personally, no I would not allow that to be done with me. Of course I've never been confused with a toilet. However I have seen photos of it being done. There's some mad stuff on the internet and once while searching for porn I came across a German site with pics of women pooping on guys. Hey, I don't get it but if you think you're game then go-ahead. Don't take it in the mouth though, really. Let her poop on your stomach or chest or something if you must indulge her. There's a reason for the term "Eat shit and Die".

How was I suppose to know? :|

What a shitface.

Sorry but I can't think of anything intelligent to respond with. ;)

The Wikipedia says:
So maybe your own poo isn't so safe afterall.

Say yes, but only if you can snowball her afterwards.

I think one of the differences between ass-to-mouth and a hot lunch is that the former is sort of an exclamation point on the main sex act, whereas the hot lunch focuses around the scat in your mouth. post-anal fellatio focuses around the blowjob itself, not the shit in your mouth.

Also, there won't be any more warnings on this: if you have nothing intelligent to say, leave this thread now. if you feel an overwhelming desire to say something funny, go to the nonsense board cause this is not the place for it.

This thread is useless without pics.

Wait a second!!!!!!

/covering my eyes

Oooooh, this could definitely be true. Damn, I never thought of that one. You better watch out man, or your dirty shit covered face could show up on a freakin Scat site without you even knowing.

Oh and I have to recommend that you do NOT participate in this fiendish act due to the aforementioned health hazards.

Well, the subject has garnered more attention than it deserves. This might come out as rude, and I am sorry if it does. However, if you are dumb enough to engage in this type of behavior, you deserve everything you get. There is a reason your body discards waste. It contains the stuff no longer suitable for the body.

Personally, I would say "No, and don't ever bring it up again." If she ever did bring it up, I would break up with her. This sounds like something they did at Abu-Graib.

I don't know if your being serious, But if my girlfriend asked me if she could shit in my mouth..Her ass would be out the door before she knew what happened.

It's not a very healthy act physicly & Mentally.

I personally would give this the thumbs down. I agree with some of the people here who have said that if you want to compromise and do the chest thing, fine, but in the mouth..... no. The staph infections, disentary, bacterial issues.... I would say I would be against it for medical reasons. The mouth is made up of very soft tissue which allows for passing directly into the blood stream. In fact if you were to hold alcohol in your mouth and not swallow, you would still get drunk because the tissue in your mouth would allow for the alcohol to pass through the tissue and into the blood.

Just go for a hotplate... saran on your face and her taking the dump... you stay clean (and warm) and she gets the thrill of dumping on you...

Think of the saran as a condom for your face.

This is one of the sickest threads i've read in a long time.

I'm not a genius in any respect but I think anyone who wants to take a crap in your mouth doesn't have your best interests at heart.

I think you have summarized my sentiment as well. Well said.

That's crazy. She's testing you to she how much shit (sorry) you'll put up with. You'll eat her do-do, then she'll dump you like a hot potato. You better be a man and tell her to "eat shit" herself.

what the shit

Do it dude! I can only hope to find someone who is eager to shit in my mouth. I heard that Cleopatra had the guys lined up for miles for the chance to have her shit in their mouths. Even Marilyn Monroe shit in JFK's mouth! Don't let the fact that shitting in people mouths is usually seen as something that only the classiest people do... you can do it too!

I was also thinking that as well. It does give me a permanent get out of jail free card....

:thumbsup: But of course

She was actually pretty tackful about it. She casually mentioned she had been looking at some odd videos on the net. After a while our conversation led us to watching a video of some girls playing around in it. She then calmy turned to me and softly said "It would really turn me on if I could poop in your mouth." I told her that I loved her and would never deny any request she made.


LMAO! :lol:



Man I'm about to burst into tears some of you said some pretty hilarious stuff! Thanks to all who took the time to reply, I appreciate it. And thanks for the health warnings too. Lots of good point made here, however we spoke about it over the weekend and I have agreed to go through with it. I told her that depending on how it went I might not do it more than once, and by telling her this I think I made a big mistake. She told me if this is her only shot that she had better make it worth it. :hmm: So I come home from the gym last night and find some Citrucel sitting on the counter almost HALF empty :eek: I go to the computer room to find her eating a ridicilously big plate of nachos and ask why she's using it. She calmy replied that its a bulkforming laxative, meaning it will produce a really big bowel movement and reminded me that I only gave her one chance.

I was mortified, terrified, disgusted, and fascinated all in the same moment. I didnt think girls were this gross. I asked her if she wanted me to actually eat it and she said that was up to me. But either way she hasnt gone since Sunday so based on that i'm thinking tonights the night.....thanks all again and wish me luck....

isn't there an easier way for her to reach orgasm that crapping in your mouth?

also (and maybe it's just me) this should be a sign that perhaps you're in a relationship with the wrong person.

"keep an open mind..." whatever, dude. an open mind will allow you to listen to music that you don't really care for. a seriously disturbed mind will allow you to let someone take a shit in your open mouth, and for sexual gratification, no less.

omg dude if she's doing that, there's something seriously wrong with the relationship. Do you guys have a safeword or something? And remember that you can ALWAYS back out of it. Don't compromise your health and safety for a get out of jail free card.

I wonder what Adam and Dr. Drew would say....

wait, I take that back--I know exactly what they would tell him: get some counciling.

I really hope you end up marrying this girl.. cuz if you don't.. you might as well give up dating after this is over.

Cut the guy some slack... many people do this sort of thing... Just because you personally find it disgusting and wouldn't do it yourself doesn't make it wrong.

OMFG - your g/f is one sick chick! I am crying laughing over here buddy....LOL <snort> aaaaaa<giggle> A whole nacho plate with a bunch of laxitive? You, my friend, are going to be introduced to the true meaning of the word "shitstorm".
:|

You have GOT to tell us all how this goes down!

good luck, and may the force be with you.

Phil

He's taking a chance of ingesting feces, which could potentially kill him, for the reason of sexual gratification. Yes, it's wrong.

I've avoided posting in this thread for that reason. I will only say that I'm glad that I'm still turned on by "vanilla" sex.

Nachos + laxative = BAD NEWS

:thumbsup:

Oh i'll let you know with a full right up. I'm sure there will be other curious to see what happened as well. Im pretty sure the nachos plate was just one of many meals she's had since I agreed. She said the last time she went was sunday so who knows what else she has gobbled up since then.... :eek:

Be sure to have a "safety word." Like, if there is too much shit and you are choking, so she stops. Maybe a "word" wouldn't work (you know, the logistics of having shit in your mouth). Perhaps a noogie on her butt would be a good signal for her to stop (instead of pushing her off your face onto the floor, that might kill the romance).

:lol:

Well i'mk almost off now, she just called and said shes kinda having trouble holding it in and wants me to hurry home :hmm:

Off I go.....

You go . . . tell us all about it!!!!!!! :thumbsup: we want details man . . .

Ugh, I feel nauseous, but however you get your kicks man.

Sounds like a good way to dump someone to me! :lol:

This is not that too uncommon I believe what the thread starter is referring to is also called a "mud pie" in many places, I wouldn't do it due to obvious health risks and it's just plain odd and nasty.

How about as a compromise she just craps in the toliet and then gives you a swirlie as it goes down? :lol:

I still refuse to believe this isn't BS, but whatever man, however you get your kicks. From a health standpoint, you wouldnt' believe how careful nurses in the hospital are with shit, literally, they are more careful with shit than with blood... that should tell you something. Also, why are you dating a girl who wants to take shits in your mouth? She can't think very highly about you if she's wanting to do that... My BS meter is in the red, but lets see how creative you can get with this.

blech

After 18 years with the same man, I still refuse to poop on the toilet in his presence.

I can't even imagine this whole fiasco.

The definition of a nanosecond is the time it took me to think 'no f@#king way!!'

WHAT IF SHE HAS DIARRHEA?????? :lol: GROSS ANYWAYS :hmm:

haven't you ever tasted your own shit?

just kidding

Gross beyond comprehension. I won't even fart in front of my boyfriend.

Day after thoughts
 

It was vile beyond what I could previously comprehend, however in my opinion it is the next level for us anal lovers out there. Just as marijuana is to anal as scat is to cocaine. Its a gateway, just the beginning, eventually you will want more. It also reminded me of the first time I masturbated to climax I felt disgusting afterwards. I felt dirty and filthy, however now I Beat that muther like he owes me money and I dont think twice about it. I'm doing a full write up in another thread....