Irishsean

It's kinda hard to explain, but right now the head of my penis is so sensitive I can barely walk. Just wearing a pair of boxers, if the fabric touches, I feel like I'm being kicked. It's not blue balls or anything, that just made it worse. I'm in some serious pain right now, but its ok if I don't move too much. This is not really something I want to run to the doctor for, especially in the town I live in, so I thought I'd check here first for advice.

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skier

GO to the doctor. Now. Do it.

Does this at all sound normal to you? There is something wrong with your penis, and you have access to a trained medical professional that is qualified to give you the solution to the problem.

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Dingo2879

Agreed, go to the doctor... If you are sketchy about the doctors in your town, go to the next town. Why risk it? What you are describing is NOT normal...

Irishsean

I can't really go to the doctor at the moment is part of the problem. Theres no way I can drive like this, lol.

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Suave

If you have to lie on a skateboard and wheel yourself down using only your arms, YOU WILL GO TO THE DOCTOR.

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skier

Get someone to drive you. This problem is impairing you enough that you cannot do basic functions- driving, running, (walking?), etc. If you can't get anyone to drive you, you should seriously consider an taxi/ambulance.

1. You are in pain
2. This sounds like a serious problem
3. It's going to be infinitely more embarrassing to have to tell people you had to get your cock amputated because you didn't go to the doctor.

Really I don't know why your dick hurts so much, but i'm sure it's not normal, and could be much more serious than you want to believe.

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Irishsean

It doesn't hurt at all as long as I'm not walking or doing something where it rubs on anything.

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munchen

Maybe you can try to rig something up to keep your penis from rubbing your pants. Would it help to wear a cup? Then get to a doctor.

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Martel

Did this start after something specific?

Irishsean

Not really, I woke up that way this morning. Its really not that bad as long as I don't move, and since I'm working at my computer today, its not that bad.

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filtherton

Maybe you just need to air it out for a while.

Chupes

lol, air it out

Hardknock

air it out?

Seriously, GO TO THE DOC NOW dude!

noodles

what will it take for you to go see the doctor?
for it to fall off?
you'll be fucked then, won't you!

GO!

sammy776

why arnt you at the doctors???? go or cut it off. I would rather go

Carno

If it were me, I'd probably just stay home and hope it feels better the next day.

That and I don't have health insurance, so I would have to be seriously fucked up before thinking about going to the hospital..

Irishsean

I'm already paying off over 4k in hospital bills atm. Thats one of the reasons I'm putting it off.

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munchen

Putting it off could make things worse and lead to even higher medical bills . Incase it is serious, this is your dick man, don't fuck with it.

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Furry

Go. Just go. Do you want gangerine down there? Is your manhood not worth far more than 4k?

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d*d

sounds like chinese vd to me, don't bother with the docs it'll fall off in a day or two anyway

ultra_agent9

You just woke up with it? You want our opinion but I don't think you're telling us everything. Buddy, you might have yourself an STD. Honestly, go see a doctor.

Looks like Floppo the clown ain't smiling anymore.

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doncalypso

Irishsean, if I were you I'd go to the doctor ASAP because this doesn't sound normal. I could understand if you said your testicles got oversensitive because this has happened to me on numerous occasions when I went celibate for at least a month or two without any masturbation... but I've never heard of a penis going oversensitive like that.

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sapiens

What you describe sounds like something a doctor should check out.


I know that this is a serious thread, but I can't help commenting:

Excellent line!

JStrider

sometimes after an orgasm mine will get really sensitive like that... but it always fades after a few minutes....

i dunno man... if its still goin on now i would call a doc...

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skier

Hahaha Love the second meaning. What is that, a double entendre? whatever, funny as hell.

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Cimarron29414

1) The liver is a regenerating organ. The penis is not.
2) HIPAA laws protect your privacy and no doctor will risk talking about your conditions in public and getting sued.
3) It could be a kidney stone, trouble urinating?
4) I would rather lose use of an arm than use of my penis.
5) Quit being a cheap bastard - be good to your dick and your dick will be good to you.

Irishsean

I'm fairly sure its not a venereal disease. Anyone know of one that doesn't show up until almost a year after having sex?

This morning it was gone, temporary thing I guess?

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snowy

A MAJORITY of STDs don't show up immediately. In fact, LOTS show no symptoms whatsoever, or don't manifest until later.

Even if it's gone away, you should STILL see the doctor. This is not something to screw around with. Really.

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high_way

why do you need health insurance to go to the doctor? its only like $50 a visit... if that...

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noodles

look, why'd you ask our advice if you're not going to take it?

it could be something serious. if you want to put it off, sure. but if it continues to hurt, seek medical help. seriously.

skier

How have you not seen the doctor yet

I just can't understand the logic going through your brain.

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CityOfAngels

Alright, after reading this thread, I can't tell you this without cussing for emphasis: FUCKING GO TO THE FUCKING DOCTOR, FUCK!

Either that or quit fucking with us. Doctors can help you. All we can do is tell you to go see one.

P.S. No hate, but shit, man.

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Irishsean

5 posts ago I said it was gone when I woke up this morning...

Get off my back, fuck.

I didn't go to the doctor yesterday because I was the only one home to take care of my mom, who just got out of the hospital after a heart attack. Sometimes there are more important things to do. I had to prioritize.

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itch vaccine

Could it be hernia?

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Irishsean

I don't think a hernia would come and go that fast. I also don't think it would show up in the head only.

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skier

Sean- I'm curious. What would it take for you to go to the doctor for this?

What if it was your arm? That it hurt whenever you moved it around, that it was painful enough that you couldn't drive, and that it was painful enough that you had trouble just wearing a shirt. Would you go to a doctor for a problem like that?

Your penis isn't some sort of invulnerable rod capable of regenerating from any trauma or disease. It's just like any other body part. Pain is your body's way of telling you that SOMETHING IS WRONG. And when something is wrong, you fix it. What if this happens again? What if it's worse next time around? What if it happens on a workday?

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Irishsean

Actually I have figured out what was wrong with it. I took a look at it this morning and found a long thin scab right on the head, that looked like a cut. I didn't remember at the time, but I did get it caught in the evil penis hacker, aka zipper the night before, but didn't think I had done any damage. Dab of neosporin, and since it doesn't hurt anymore, we'll see what happens.

No, I'm not going to the doctor. Too many people go for ridiculous things, I'm not inclined to go for something that is no longer causing any problems and has a rational explanation.

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ratbastid

'K, well... When it gets infected and gangrenous, be sure to post some pictures!

I'm the same way, though. When something's wrong with me, I just want to be left alone...

Charlatan

I was going to suggest that you look at your dick and see if you rubbed it raw somewhere... This happened to me once.

BUT... I see you already did that.

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