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Old 12-28-2004, 07:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ok, I just came across the "famous women you'd like to fuck" thread in the LL, while, um, searching, for... things; and while doing nothing to dispell our sophomoric fantasies of what it is women do behind closed doors in women-only areas, it did raise an interesting question (also showed that women seem to have a much better taste in women than most men I know, though they did manage to forget Peta Wilson somehow).

So men, let's hear the converse: forgetting for a minute that we are all soo straight that we can't admit that another man might be attractive, who are the male celebrities you would, hypothetically, not kick out of bed for eating cookies?

Apologies if this has been done before.

I'll get things started with:

Kevin Smith and Rufus Sewell

Bonus Points for realizing I meant Kevin Smith the New Zealand actor, rather than the pudgy indie film maker.

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Old 12-29-2004, 01:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I hate to "punt" on this one, but I am simply not sexually attacted to men. I do hate to see this thread with no responses, though. I can say that there are men I consider more handsome than others:

Matthew McConaughy (isp?)
Clive Owen

I hope this fascilitates participation in your thread.
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Old 12-29-2004, 02:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Bonus Points for realizing I meant Kevin Smith the New Zealand actor, rather than the pudgy indie film maker.
And you get bonus points for being brave enough to want to sleep with a dead person. He died a couple years ago if i recall correctly.
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Old 12-29-2004, 02:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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<---Not gay, but I'd have to say anyone as cool as Sean Connery couldn't be kicked for eating cookies or drinking martinis (I mean litterally eating cookies or drinking a martini). As far as knowing some men are more attractive than others, I guess it doesn't make you gay or bi or straight. I know that men like Jude Law or Brad Pitt are more attractive than other men. The problem for me is that, besides the obvious (build, good complexion), I don't know what makes men attractive specifically. It's easier for me to point out a beautiful woman and explain why she is beautiful. It's probably because I haven't spent even a fraction of the time I've spent looking at attractive women looking at men. If I weren't a man myslef, I'd have no real reason to understand even the slightest what makes a man attractive. The only reason I know Jude Law and Brad Pitt are attractive is because of entertainment news. Double standard? Nah. It's a combination of inate sexual prefrence paired with social rules and beliefs for that specific prefrence.
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Old 12-29-2004, 02:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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And you get bonus points for being brave enough to want to sleep with a dead person. He died a couple years ago if i recall correctly.
Yes, back in 2002.
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Old 12-29-2004, 04:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
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*young sean connery
*the guy who plays Éomer in LOTR
*colin farrell...but only if he apologizes for Alexander

that's the short list right now. brad pitt makes occasional guest appearances, but it's so damn cliche.
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Old 12-29-2004, 04:30 PM   #7 (permalink)
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*young sean connery
*the guy who plays Éomer in LOTR
*colin farrell...but only if he apologizes for Alexander

that's the short list right now. brad pitt makes occasional guest appearances, but it's so damn cliche.

Eomer - aka Karl Urban, also plays Kiril, the badass russian sniper in The Bourne Supremacy - definitely a 180 degree change in looks.
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Old 12-29-2004, 04:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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phil jameson
young iggy pop
1967 era jim morrison
jack black
john cusack

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Bonus Points for realizing I meant Kevin Smith the New Zealand actor, rather than the pudgy indie film maker.
nothing wrong with the podgy kevin smith.. better than the hercules guy IMO.

also i dont think kevin smith is from new zealand..
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Old 12-29-2004, 04:55 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hmm, that's a difficult one, not because I'm so damned afriad of finding a man attractive, but because frankly, there are a lot of nice looking men out there. I always wished I looked like Pierce Brosnan. And Johnny Depp is awesome just because he's kind of esoteric and interesting. And then there's Rue Paul... Don't know if that counts really as a guy, but he makes a pretty nice looking lass at times. Lastly, and I may need to apologize for this one, David Bowie... Not completly sure WHY.. oh, and I thought Hercules was Sorbo, not Smith....
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Old 12-29-2004, 05:06 PM   #10 (permalink)
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This is the Kiwi actor, Kevin Smith, who like most Kiwi actors (including Karl Urban) did appear on Xena, Warrior Princess, and coincidentally played Hercules' brother, Ares, on Hercules:


Hercules was played by Kevin Sorbo:
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Old 12-29-2004, 05:07 PM   #11 (permalink)
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phil jameson
young iggy pop
1967 era jim morrison
jack black
john cusack



nothing wrong with the podgy kevin smith.. better than the hercules guy IMO.

also i dont think kevin smith is from new zealand..
Hay I was going to post Jim 'the lizard king' Morrison too....... I would think iggy pop looks to wiry for me.
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Old 12-29-2004, 05:14 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Lastly, and I may need to apologize for this one, David Bowie... Not completly sure WHY..
i wouldnt apologize for david bowie, he was another one i was thinking of


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....... I would think iggy pop looks to wiry for me.
yeah maybe but he has apparantelly got a big cock...
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Old 12-29-2004, 05:19 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Jude Law.. and Jude Law

oh and trent reznor cuz he's a god to me
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Old 12-29-2004, 05:24 PM   #14 (permalink)
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George Clueny. Johnny Depp, because of his fiancial support (go get Family Guy Peter Swallows and Brian Wallows for this reference)
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Old 12-29-2004, 06:58 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I can admit when a guy is hot, but there's no way in hell I'm going to have sex with another guy.
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Old 12-29-2004, 08:35 PM   #16 (permalink)
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(....though they did manage to forget Peta Wilson somehow).
DOH!!! You're right - how could I have forgotten Peta?! She totally knocks my socks off!!!
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Old 12-29-2004, 10:38 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 12-29-2004, 11:51 PM   #18 (permalink)
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ehh.... There's no way in hell I'd ever find myself sexually attracted to a guy. I love women too much, and I come from a culture that's way too homophobic to ever even conceive of finding any man sexually attractive.
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Old 12-30-2004, 08:25 AM   #19 (permalink)
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For me, thinking about having sex with another man is the same as thinking about having sex with a dog or eating shit for sexual pleasure. I can't relate. Also, I reject the idea that I'm somehow "homophobic." I'm just heterosexual.

So, I can't think of any man I'd like to have sex with.
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Old 12-30-2004, 11:08 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I don't find men sexually appealing in the least little bit. So I'll have to pass on this one.

However, if you asked which famous woman you like to fuck you with a strap on ......
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Old 12-30-2004, 06:00 PM   #21 (permalink)
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For those who have nothing constructive to add, why are you posting?

This is purely hypothetical, but I guess if it came up, I could have a three-way with my wife and Brad Pitt. I like him as an actor, I think he is handsome, and the benefits to my marriage and my wife owing my would be worth it. She would owe me for the rest of her life if that ever happened. The benefits would be fantastic.
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Old 12-30-2004, 06:06 PM   #22 (permalink)
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And you get bonus points for being brave enough to want to sleep with a dead person. He died a couple years ago if i recall correctly.
Hm, did not realize that... quite a shame that.
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Old 12-30-2004, 06:15 PM   #23 (permalink)
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So, I can't think of any man I'd like to have sex with.
What, not even David Bowie? j/k
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Old 12-30-2004, 08:59 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Brad Pitt in Fight Club!
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Old 12-31-2004, 11:03 AM   #25 (permalink)
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For those who have nothing constructive to add, why are you posting?
Exactly. Everyone knows you aren't gay and would never do it even if a gun was put to your head. Don't post just to tell everyone that - it adds nothing to this discussion.

My friends and I would always do a top five list of girls you would want, and at one point we changed it to guys. We would even twist the topic to limit to certain categories - eg. top five U.S. Presidents. Anyway, keeping with that theme, in no particular order:

1. Brad Pitt
2. Bill Clinton (when he was in office - power is an aphrodisiac)
3. George Clooney
4. Denzel Washington
5. Bill Gates (just for the money)
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