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screamincheetah 12-23-2004 09:04 PM

Road Sex
 
Now everyone knows about road HEAD, and hopefully every man has or will experience this at least once in their life. Almost any head is good head, but there's something about the taboo and danger of getting it in the car which makes it great.

Which brings me to this thread. I was on a first date last night, and towards the end we're sitting in my car and the girl says something to the effect of "I wish your windows were tinted more, because I really want to try road sex sometime." Now the girl alone could be a whole thread, but the concept is the issue.

I've heard stories of it, but am wanting to know who here has done it? To clarify Road Sex would be intercourse while actually driving? So, tell us your stories if you have any. I think I might need to study up and learn some lessons from you guys. There's no telling what the second date might bring :thumbsup:

Vincentt 12-23-2004 09:43 PM

I think the only safe way is having a third person to be the driver.
Anything else just screams Darwin award.

If you really want to try, I would suggest having sex in the driver’s seat first while the car is not moving. Do it in a garage or somewhere private, so you can try to find the best position.

AquaFox 12-23-2004 10:26 PM

road sex = tooo risky



please don't ever do this on public roads :|




if you do end up doing this... make a note to your loved ones to invite us all to your funeral :rolleyes:



seriously, don't do it, talking on the cell phone is bad enough

screamincheetah 12-23-2004 11:04 PM

I really don't see myself ever trying this at all, but I thought it'd be interesting to see if others had or had stories about it.

longbough 12-24-2004 12:43 AM

I never tried it myself - too dangerous.
That being said I've heard that it's best on an undulating road in a car with a soft, springy suspension - the Citroen is supposed to be the best vehicle for road sex, but they're quite uncommon in the US.

amonkie 12-24-2004 12:49 AM

I can't imagine the expression on the face of the pilot who had to stand before the National Transportation Safety Board and explain why he was having sex in a Cessna plane that consequently crashed.

Moral of story: Cars less expensive than planes, but still just as damaging.

fhqwhgads 12-24-2004 12:52 AM

It's not worth the trouble. Seriously... It's hard to enjoy the act when you're sailing down a three lane highway going 75, worrying about whether or not you're about to die in a fireball.

scout 12-24-2004 03:32 AM

Let's just say it takes a long long time to reach your destination. It's extremely difficult to keep both heads concentrated on the task at hand. At times it's almost like you have to make a decision on which brain to think with. One thought that should assist you in focusing...... If you wreck, she will involuntarily bite it off. Good luck and have fun.

Charlatan 12-24-2004 06:23 AM

Just pull over and do it on the side of the road like any self respecting driver would do...

Otherwise, get a chauffeur.

ratbastid 12-24-2004 08:06 AM

Never tried it, though a friend of mine in college claimed to. Actually, I heard it 3rd hand about him...

I agree with scout--even road head is hard to just relax and enjoy. Not that it isn't fun in its own way, of course...

Bauh4us 12-24-2004 09:41 AM

A buddy of mine did this. He and his gf were on a deserted back road in the country. He leaned his seat all the way back and worked the petals. She straddled him, faced the road, and worked the stearing wheel. He said if was fun, but has never tried it again since. Prolly a dumb thing to do, but hey what's the point of being young if you can't be stupid sometimes...

jillian 12-25-2004 04:01 PM

ive ridden a couple guys while they were driving... back country road and i dont think either of them ever got going faster than 20 or 30 mph... it was fun watching their eyes.... staring at tits.. glance at the road.. eyer roll back in their head.. quickly realize what is going on.. back to the road.. they were definetly having a hard time driving and screwing... i enjoyed it dont know about them

absolutangel 12-27-2004 06:22 AM

I've had road sex twice with my b/f, down the same street, at night.... tinted windows rock!!!

typhus 12-27-2004 06:53 AM

Way too risky for me. What if you both died in an accident? Think about all those cops and paramedics standing around talking about what just happened. I'm a big fan of unconventional sex, but there are limits.

yuckfoomaster 12-27-2004 07:18 AM

Ive given head on more than one occasion while in a car. Only try this if you have
really good comtrol over your orgasm. I didnt have tinted windows and we were follwing my parents to a family function. We just stayed a lil further behind, so my mom couldnt see my head disappearing.

Dizzet 12-27-2004 08:12 AM

Hmm well here in denmark we have this called "sniger" well its where you fill a car with people and lots of beer and then you drive in the forest and drive really slow well you arent even touching the pedals so i would think it was possible this way...

Meier_Link 12-27-2004 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fhqwhgads
It's not worth the trouble. Seriously... It's hard to enjoy the act when you're sailing down a three lane highway going 75, worrying about whether or not you're about to die in a fireball.

Yeah, that's why I'd have to be drunk to do it.

Arsenic7 12-27-2004 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dizzet
Hmm well here in denmark we have this called "sniger" well its where you fill a car with people and lots of beer and then you drive in the forest and drive really slow well you arent even touching the pedals so i would think it was possible this way...


Is everything crazier in denmark or what?

I don't get a whole lot of enjoyment out of the whole road head thing because I'm way to distracted and if I pull over she would almost definately stop.

Nancy 12-27-2004 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arsenic7
Is everything crazier in denmark or what?

Always! :D

Captain Nemo 12-27-2004 12:02 PM

Been there, done that. You basically have to turn everything over to the woman, as you concentrate on the road. She straddles you facing the rear of the car and lays her head down on your shoulder so you can see. Back in college, a g/f and I were driving back from a day at Cedar Point and 80/90 (toll road) was so boring she just jumped on. We managed to do it three times before we got home. The only akward part came when a school bus with a football team passed us. Oops....

GraveTaker 12-27-2004 03:16 PM

never have tried always wanted to....although i have heard of some horror stories about people crashing while having road sex.

ibis 12-27-2004 04:30 PM

It's hard enough to concentrate geting road-head... I can't imagine what it'd be like having intercourse.

bad jane 12-28-2004 07:08 PM

thought i would try this once and we tested it out while parked--talk about uncomfy fucking! i'm not that tall, but there was just no place to put my legs that didn't make them fall asleep in a matter of moments.

perhaps if i had sat on his lap and faced the road we could have worked it out...but no way in hell i could drive during sex.

doncalypso 12-30-2004 12:10 AM

Road sex would be too risky... especially if you're driving a car with manual transmission. Not to mention the hefty ticket you'd have to pay if you got caught by a State Trooper.


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